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Re: Homosexual threat in my neighborhood!?!? -
07-22-2008, 03:02 AM
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Not really sure what this means, but it probably isn't good:
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It's a radical sodomite custom. They go around measuring each other's tallwackers. They know no shame, brother.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Homosexual threat in my neighborhood!?!? -
07-22-2008, 09:38 AM
That's right, Pastor. The 6" refers to penis size and the WSP is a reference to Wall Street Project (WSP), a program of New York's Community Lesbian and Gay Rights Institute (CLGRI).
You see, they are fighting for the homosexual agenda and to change unfavorable laws. Basically, what they are saying is "I'm 41, I want to have sex with someone under 16, I have a six-inch penis and let's change the laws to be sure that it won't be illegal." Perhaps not so coherently, but each of the symbols means something to the pro-gay community or is a reference to turning the community into a gay one.
WSP, like all gay organizations, are tools of the Devil and should be banned. These gays are gay by choice. They choose to adopt a sick and perverted (not to mention rather unsanitary) non-procreational lifestyle to wipe out the human race. Their spreading AIDS is just part of this.
You have stumbled, Brother Nobar, onto an active homosexual campaign and should be commended for bringing this to our attention.
"Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).
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Re: Homosexual threat in my neighborhood!?!? -
07-22-2008, 01:11 PM
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No, he would sit and have a beer with the victims of AIDS, just as he did with the lepers. Virtually no difference.
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Leprosy is spread by anal fornication too? Wow, I never knew that. Amazing what the French queers will try to have us believe!
Isaiah 36.12 - But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?
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Re: Homosexual threat in my neighborhood!?!? -
07-22-2008, 02:38 PM
Brother Temperance, why did you use the "x3" smiley?
Its a furry smiley
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Re: Homosexual threat in my neighborhood!?!? -
07-22-2008, 04:12 PM
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Brother Temperance, why did you use the "x3" smiley?
Its a furry smiley
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Now you disgusting perverts are going to start trademarking emoticons?
What will be your next one? These seem furry-appropriate:
>8-O-(&) Person just realizing that he or she has a tapeworm
>:-[ -{9 Person who is none too pleased to be giving birth to a squirrel
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Re: Homosexual threat in my neighborhood!?!? -
07-22-2008, 06:56 PM
I'll let you know if I see any of those emoticons. I think I saw one that looked like an I.U.D.
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Re: Homosexual threat in my neighborhood!?!? -
07-23-2008, 12:43 AM
Brother Nobar,
The homer are not only attacking your neighborhood - they are at war with Landover Baptist as well! The banner ad I see at the top of this page is pinkcupid.com. And the banner ad at the bottom of the page is gaychubbydating.com. The homers are invading our Godly cyberspace!
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Re: Homosexual threat in my neighborhood!?!? -
07-23-2008, 12:56 AM
Dammit!! I'm seeing those, now, too. This one shows rainbowChristians, a gay Christian dating service. Blasphemy!! How can these fags believe this B.S.?
I'm using flashblocker, but some of these ads get thru. I'm going to have to get homerblocker for my Firefox, now. Anyone have the link?
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Re: Homosexual threat in my neighborhood!?!? -
07-24-2008, 03:26 AM
I promised an update. There are increasing numbers of these signs around. I'm doing my best to take photos and update this thread, but it takes some effort.
Here are a couple of new sightings:
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Re: Homosexual threat in my neighborhood!?!? -
07-25-2008, 01:09 AM
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Re: Homosexual threat in my neighborhood!?!? -
07-25-2008, 02:45 AM
I'm pretty sure your town is being set up for an invasion by queer mudslimes. Are there any "Obama" signs in the yards around your neigjborhood? Any contrails in the sky?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Homosexual threat in my neighborhood!?!? -
07-25-2008, 02:52 AM
Pastor, I have noticed some Obama '08 signs around, but hadn't made that kind of connection. Fortunately, that problem isn't as bad. Most of my neighbors are on the up-and-up, and they're supporting a Real American for president this term. (That's McCain, in case you didn't get the hint.)
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Re: Homosexual threat in my neighborhood!?!? -
07-27-2008, 03:18 AM
I'm not sure what this means, but it can't be good:
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Re: Homosexual threat in my neighborhood!?!? -
07-27-2008, 03:29 AM
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I'm not sure what this means, but it can't be good:
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That circle with the arrow is a symbol meaning "men". It's some secret code by the male homers to find each other for their sodomy. I hope you are protecting yourself with a 10 pound King James in one hand and a Smith & Wesson in the other. Your neighborhood isn't safe.
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Re: Homosexual threat in my neighborhood!?!? -
07-27-2008, 03:32 AM
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That's the sign for a sodomite. He's looking for a 40 year old sugar daddy.
You're not 40, are you Nobar?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Homosexual threat in my neighborhood!?!? -
07-27-2008, 03:34 AM
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Your neighborhood isn't safe.
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I figured that out by now. I keep my eyes open and watch what goes on on my street now. Kids playing, that I can deal with. If it's some homer invasion, though, I want to be prepared.
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Re: Homosexual threat in my neighborhood!?!? -
07-27-2008, 04:32 AM
Those perverts are getting even older, now:
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Re: Homosexual threat in my neighborhood!?!? -
07-27-2008, 11:10 AM
I think it means 40 when "at attention" must be some eurotrash because it would mean millimeters. Do Mexicans use the metric system?
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5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
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Re: Homosexual threat in my neighborhood!?!? -
08-04-2008, 11:42 PM
Some lesbian hippy tree-hugger types have been painting oversized peace signs on the bike path nearby. Obviously they hope that their message will be meaningful to peaceful bicycle riders.
This graffito has be documented and the graffiti abatement team has been notified.
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Re: Homosexual threat in my neighborhood!?!? -
12-31-2009, 04:43 AM
This doesn't make me feel very comfortable:
I see this every day. Just, gross.
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