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No Terrorist's Foods in Freehold Public Schools. -
04-22-2013, 09:10 PM
I try to keep myself with an even temperment as much as possible, but I have to admit I get upset, even angry, once in a while.
It happened today. I was meeting with the Lunch Menu Committee of Freehold Public Schools when I caught something on next month's menu:
Tuesday: Fun Falaffels
Thursday: Desert: Benny's Baklava
After I calmed down, I tried to patiently explain these are Muslime dishes, not ever to be presented to our Christian children. "Do you realize," I asked the Committee, "Both the 9/11 and Boston bombers probably ate this stuff before attacking Christians?"
They tried to explain that Benny's Baklava was named after evangelist Benny Hinn, formerly an Arab.
But, I told them under no uncertain terms, terrorist foods like falaffel and baklava will not be served to Freehold's Christian children.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: No Terrorist's Foods in Freehold Public Schools. -
04-22-2013, 09:23 PM
They're closed, now, thank God, so I can admit that I was the person who threw a brick thru the window of the Falaffel house in Cedar Rapids on 1st Ave. We don't want your Falaffels or your Gyros here in Iowa.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: No Terrorist's Foods in Freehold Public Schools. -
04-22-2013, 10:25 PM
Isn't a falaffel one of those sponges you use in the shower? I'm confused. No wonder the terrorists are always trying to blow everything up if that's what they eat.
Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
in 2016
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Re: No Terrorist's Foods in Freehold Public Schools. -
04-22-2013, 11:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Nobar King
They're closed, now, thank God, so I can admit that I was the person who threw a brick thru the window of the Falaffel house in Cedar Rapids on 1st Ave. We don't want your Falaffels or your Gyros here in Iowa.
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Gyro? I thought a gyro was something a whorish stripper did with her hips.
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Re: No Terrorist's Foods in Freehold Public Schools. -
04-22-2013, 11:48 PM
That, too. It's also some kind of immigrant sandwich.
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Re: No Terrorist's Foods in Freehold Public Schools. -
04-23-2013, 12:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Daisy Mae Johnson
Gyro? I thought a gyro was something [else].
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What's wrong with a good old fashioned spit roast? All the gabbling countries seem to have no agriculture left since they started ogling false prophets. I was actually served some "Iranian soup" the other day, it was like dried black bark in marmite tea with fungus. I left.
They all sound like gateway foods to me. First it's a pile of minced goo on stale bread, next it's s emtex and Christians at dawn.
MATTHEW 7
13 Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat:
14 Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.
15 Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.
16a Ye shall know them by their fruits.
KJV
Last edited by MitzaLizalor; 04-23-2013 at 12:38 AM.
Reason: for clarity
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Mayor of Freehold
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Re: No Terrorist's Foods in Freehold Public Schools. -
04-23-2013, 03:24 AM
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Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor
What's wrong with a good old fashioned spit roast?
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That's what I asked the Menu Committee. They seemed to have no concept that food is a political and religious statement.
We cannot allow our children to share the same food experience as those God most hates.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: No Terrorist's Foods in Freehold Public Schools. -
04-23-2013, 03:29 AM
The kids should be having steaks for lunch. The boys anyway.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58 Christ's Guardian
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Re: No Terrorist's Foods in Freehold Public Schools. -
04-23-2013, 06:01 AM
Anything, especially foods from the Chech republic should be banned!
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