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Default Re: Merry Meat! - 07-22-2009, 04:13 AM

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]As well as if it weren't for my picture I guess a lot of people would think me to be fat, green and ridden with warts. ]\
Of course. Satan is much more subtle than that.
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Default Re: Merry Meet! - 07-23-2009, 01:18 AM

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Of course. Satan is much more subtle than that.

I was just commenting on the fact that I have noticed that certain people think this is avtually how I would look if they had not actually seen my picture.


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Default Re: Merry Meet! - 07-23-2009, 03:21 AM

And I was just commenting that Satan is much more subtle than that.
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Default Re: Merry Meet! - 07-23-2009, 03:23 AM

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I was just commenting on the fact that I have noticed that certain people think this is avtually how I would look if they had not actually seen my picture.
May I ask why you are here? This is a Christian forum, not some witch porno site.

Accept Jesus or take a hike.


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Default Re: Merry Meet! - 07-23-2009, 01:45 PM

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May I ask why you are here? This is a Christian forum, not some witch porno site.

Accept Jesus or take a hike.


Pastor your attitude is tiring and intolerant. I have done nothing to you at all. This forum is about as christian as satanism is. You wont hear from me again as this forum and you people are immature and ridiculous. Have fun with your make believe site as I am sure you will continue to be the close minded people you are. Blessed Be.

PS It is Merry Meet not Merry Meat as the second does not even make sense. Meat can not be merry however a meeting of people can be. duh.

As a matter of fact I will take a hike as the weather is nice and I need more herds any way.


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Default Re: Merry Meet! - 07-23-2009, 01:47 PM

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Pastor your attitude is tiring and intolerant. I have done nothing to you at all. This forum is about as christian as satanism is. You wont hear from me again as this forum and you people are immature and ridiculous. Have fun with your make believe site as I am sure you will continue to be the close minded people you are. Blessed Be.

PS It is Merry Meet not Merry Meat as the second does not even make sense. Meat can not be merry however a meeting of people can be. duh.

As a matter of fact I will take a hike as the weather is nice and I need more herds any way.
Don't let the door hit ya where the Good Lord split ya on your way out, witch.


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Default Re: Merry Meat! - 07-23-2009, 07:43 PM

Merry Meet and Blessed be! May the Mother and Father watch over and protect you from this nasty negative energy. ^^

As well as since when did the 'Devil' have horns? It was said that he was a fallen angel. Lat I heard Angels don't have horns.
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Default Re: Merry Meat! - 07-24-2009, 01:07 PM

Merry, please dont think all christains have the same attitude as these ones. I dont think they mean any harm. They are just doing what they THINK is right.
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Default Re: Merry Meat! - 07-24-2009, 01:31 PM

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Merry, please dont think all christains have the same attitude as these ones. I dont think they mean any harm. They are just doing what they THINK is right.
Wrong again, feminazi. We are doing what GOD says is right. I defy you to find one single Scripture that we have gotten wrong in any way.


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Default Re: Merry Meat! - 07-24-2009, 07:33 PM

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Merry Meet and Blessed be! May the Mother and Father watch over and protect you from this nasty negative energy. ^^

As well as since when did the 'Devil' have horns? It was said that he was a fallen angel. Lat I heard Angels don't have horns.
Course not, it be da Joos wif da horns.
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Default Re: Merry Meet! - 07-27-2009, 06:18 PM

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I write my own rites and rituals. I do not follow Aliester Crowley's rituals in any way shape or form.
You can't call yourself a Wiccan and deny the influence of Aleister Crowley. That would be as stupid as a Christian denying John the Baptist!

Wicca was invented by Gerald Gardner based on Crowley's crazy liberal ideas about goddesses should be worshiped and homers should be accepted as normal. Just look as the pansy satanists who have claimed Crowley as a role model: John Lennon, David Bowie, William S. Burroughs, Allen Ginsberg, and tons of other Godmockers now roasting in Hell. Do you really want to join them?

If not, I strongly suggest you leave your wickery ways, and tithe via the Godly PayPal button today!
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Default Re: Merry Meet! - 08-01-2009, 07:56 PM

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You can't call yourself a Wiccan and deny the influence of Aleister Crowley. That would be as stupid as a Christian denying John the Baptist!

Wicca was invented by Gerald Gardner based on Crowley's crazy liberal ideas about goddesses should be worshiped and homers should be accepted as normal. Just look as the pansy satanists who have claimed Crowley as a role model: John Lennon, David Bowie, William S. Burroughs, Allen Ginsberg, and tons of other Godmockers now roasting in Hell. Do you really want to join them?

If not, I strongly suggest you leave your wickery ways, and tithe via the Godly PayPal button today!
Ah! The good pastor was right! I just can't stay away

I do not deny the influence Aleister Crowley in Wicca. I know very well who invented Wicca as well as his influences.

I will not be joining them. As I do not believe in said place.

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Yes, we are having problems with that at the moment - the rest of the Pastors are in a big huddle about "serving God and mammon."

However, if you wish to do something useful that God would appreciate, there's an advert below for a English School in Japan - you could buy that and use it to teach those slants about God.





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Default Re: Merry Meet! - 08-01-2009, 08:21 PM

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Yes, we are having problems with that at the moment - the rest of the Pastors are in a big huddle about "serving God and mammon."

However, if you wish to do something useful that God would appreciate, there's an advert below for a English School in Japan - you could buy that and use it to teach those slants about God.
What is it?


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Default Re: Merry Meet! - 08-02-2009, 12:49 AM

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It's at the bottom of the page! It's a school where slants learn English. All you have to do every day is arrive, speak English to them and collect the money. Click the link, you can email the owner and make him an offer.





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It's at the bottom of the page! It's a school where slants learn English. All you have to do every day is arrive, speak English to them and collect the money. Click the link, you can email the owner and make him an offer.
No I mean what is the godly paypal button?


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