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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-29-2016, 04:50 PM
Jesus is merciful. He took the lives of Carrie Fisher and Zsa Zsa Gabor, and their kin too!
No worse harlots stained this world, and God made no pretenses to show how much he HATED them. And yes, God HATES many.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-01-2017, 03:34 AM
Somebody got in just under the wire for 2016. Actor, William Christopher, who played a Catholic priest, on Mash, the liberal passion play of Alan Alda, died at the age of 84 on this day of the glorious year of Our Lord, 2016.
I remember reading about him in an article on the dearth of Christian characters on television. The writer mentioned that Father Mulcahy, the character Christopher played, was surprised in one episode when his prayer efforts worked. The writer, clearly a fluffy bunny Christian, found this to be a negative portrayal of Christian faith-- because the priest was characterized as ineffective. But, based on everything that the show and its characters stood for, God should not have been in a big hurry to grant the prayers of a Mary-worshiper.
There are so many people who think that they are Christians who just don't get it.
Counting Downly Yours,
Handmaiden
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
Guns For God and the Economy
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-16-2017, 02:09 AM
Negro Preacher, Bishop Eddie Long, did not live long. He is dead at 63. He is entering hell today.
He will be subjected to the most fire for selling people on "holistic" living, eating raw food. God gave us fire to cook our food. Have a happy hell, Holistic Eddie.
http://religionnews.com/2017/01/15/c...ng-dies-at-63/
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Senior Pastor Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™ Always Biblically correct
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-16-2017, 09:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
Negro Preacher, Bishop Eddie Long, did not live long. He is dead at 63.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by the linked article
I am recovering from a health challenge that I trust God to deliver me from.
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That worked out well for him.
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When all young men turned 17 or 18, they claimed, their relationships with Long turned sexual.
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Why should God have delivered him from anything?
John 9:31 KJV: Now we know that God heareth not sinners: but if any man be a worshipper of God, and doeth his will, him he heareth.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-25-2017, 07:56 PM
Holywoods Harlot gets what's coming to her!
WOOT WOOT!
ALL ABOARD!!!
Mary Tyler Moore dead at age of 80
Not only did she encourage women to be whores in public, she disavowed the Holy Bible's cure for diabetes, of which the LORD righteously afflicted her. I wonder if her dancing shoes will keep her feet from blistering too fast in HELL!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-25-2017, 07:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Holywoods Harlot gets what's coming to her!
WOOT WOOT!
ALL ABOARD!!!
Mary Tyler Moore dead at age of 80
Not only did she encourage women to be whores in public, she disavowed the Holy Bible's cure for diabetes, of which the LORD righteously afflicted her. I wonder if her dancing shoes will keep her feet from blistering too fast in HELL!
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Dick Van Dyke will be right behind her.
CHOOOO CHOOOOOO
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Senior Pastor Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™ Always Biblically correct
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-25-2017, 08:30 PM
I can just imagine her whining, "Mr. Devil!"
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Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-25-2017, 08:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Daisy Mae Johnson
Dick Van Dyke will be right behind her.
CHOOOO CHOOOOOO
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One may hope, Sister. (And pray!) But the guy is 91 and last I saw him, still remarkably spry.
Not Nearly So Agilely Yours,
Handmaiden
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
Guns For God and the Economy
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-25-2017, 09:36 PM
She didn't make it, after all.
And good riddance!! Most people don't remember that she urged Americans to vote for Jimmy Carter in 1980.... over the Godly Ronald Reagan!!
Disgusting.
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Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-25-2017, 10:23 PM
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Originally Posted by H. Montague Worthington
She didn't make it, after all.
And good riddance!! Most people don't remember that she urged Americans to vote for Jimmy Carter in 1980.... over the Godly Ronald Reagan!!
Disgusting.
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Well, yes. Frankly, I cannot imagine why so many deluded souls continue to refer to her as "America's Sweetheart".
In addition to portraying the capri wearing hussy, Laura Petrie, she played Mary Richards. That character was a slung boob slut who co-opted men's jobs and slept around in every episode. "Disgusting" truly is the word that Bible-believing folk need to use.
Tut-tuttingly Yours,
Handmaiden
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
Guns For God and the Economy
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Completely CRAZY for the Lord
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-26-2017, 12:53 PM
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Did you notice how at 0:34 "nearly ½ of American women work outside the home" duuuuh, because there now twice as many people in the workforce so the total income is spread over twice as many per the same number of consumers so they all earn ½ as much in real terms and women therefore are obliged to "go out" for work just to keep the domestic ledger balanced?
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Senior Pastor Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™ Always Biblically correct
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Location: 13706 Levite's Sojourn Terr., Gibeah Hill, Freehold, Iowa
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-31-2017, 01:30 PM
An unelected liberal activist judge (and Carter appointee) who legislated from the bench to grant sodomites a brand new special privilege called "equal protection" will join his pet gays in hell.
From the JYT:
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William A. Norris, the federal judge who ruled in 1988 that the Constitution’s equal protection clause guaranteed that gay people could serve in the military — a decision that presaged the Supreme Court’s legalization of same-sex marriage — died on Jan. 21 in Los Angeles. He was 89.
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We know that God hates fag-enablers as much as He hates fags:
Romans 1:32 KJV: 32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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Senior Pastor Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™ Always Biblically correct
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-11-2017, 07:22 PM
Robert James Waller, writer of dirty books that glorify adultery in purple prose, will now get to keep hell's library stocked.
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Robert James Waller, whose gauzy, romantic novel “The Bridges of Madison County” became a runaway best seller on its publication in 1992 and the basis of a popular film, died on Friday at his home in Fredericksburg, Tex. He was 77.
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That's all we need to know about whether best-seller lists say anything about quality. Let's look at some best-selling writing:
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“God or the universe or whatever one chooses to label the great systems of balance and order does not recognize Earth-time,” Kincaid tells her in a post-affair letter. “To the universe four days is no different than four billion light-years.”
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Even when Waller was right (2 Peter 3:8), he was wrong. Even according to sick-ular science falsely so called, a day is a unit of time, while a light year is a unit of distance.
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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Completely CRAZY for the Lord
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-12-2017, 01:20 AM
WARNING When clicking Pastor's "library stocked" link you will get a full eyeball image of this Waller leering at you in a very disturbing way which has given me a headache and I will have to go and lie down for a while with a cup of tea.
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Senior Pastor Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™ Always Biblically correct
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-14-2017, 01:22 PM
A sc ie ntist who tried to avert the wrath of Almighty God by tinkering with "atoms" and "molecules" will get to be hell's school nurse.
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Lloyd H. Conover, a scientist who had the simple idea of exchanging an atom in one antibiotic to create a new, better one — tetracycline — that became one of the most widely used drugs of its kind and heralded a new era in the treatment of infection, died March 11 at a retirement community in St. Petersburg, Fla. He was 93.
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All Biblically literate people know that God protects those who love Him from disease:
Psalm 91:9-10: Because thou hast made the LORD, which is my refuge, even the most High, thy habitation; There shall no evil befall thee, neither shall any plague come nigh thy dwelling.
If you do get sick, you should look to God, not science falsely so called, for your cure:
2 Chronicles 16:12-13: And Asa in the thirty and ninth year of his reign was diseased in his feet, until his disease was exceeding great: yet in his disease he sought not to the LORD, but to the physicians. And Asa slept with his fathers, and died in the one and fortieth year of his reign.
James 5:16: Confess your faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much.
Besides, if new drugs are so wonderful, why do they stop working? Where is your evolutionist monkey god now? Jesus wins again.
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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Location: Milwaukee, Wisconsin
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-14-2017, 01:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Isaac Peters
A sc ie ntist who tried to avert the wrath of Almighty God by tinkering with "atoms" and "molecules" will get to be hell's school nurse.All Biblically literate people know that God protects those who love Him from disease:
Psalm 91:9-10: Because thou hast made the LORD, which is my refuge, even the most High, thy habitation; There shall no evil befall thee, neither shall any plague come nigh thy dwelling.
If you do get sick, you should look to God, not science falsely so called, for your cure:
2 Chronicles 16:12-13: And Asa in the thirty and ninth year of his reign was diseased in his feet, until his disease was exceeding great: yet in his disease he sought not to the LORD, but to the physicians. And Asa slept with his fathers, and died in the one and fortieth year of his reign.
James 5:16: Confess your faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much.
Besides, if new drugs are so wonderful, why do they stop working? Where is your evolutionist monkey god now? Jesus wins again.
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My mother fed me tetracycline when I was too young to resist. Now my teeth are black and my breath is foul. An eternity in hell is just partial retribution for the manufacturer of this malice.
Phil
58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bring k upon thee, until thou be destroyed.
Deuteronomy 28: 58- 61
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Serving Jesus
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-19-2017, 01:33 AM
The prancing Negroe music star Chuck Berry, who is a convicted sex criminal and tax cheater, has passed on to his reward, which is Hell.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-19-2017, 03:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Alvin Moss
The prancing Negroe music star Chuck Berry, who is a convicted sex criminal and tax cheater, has passed on to his reward, which is Hell.
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We celebrate the judgement of God condemning this sinful celeb to an eternity of suffering:
Rock 'n' roll father Chuck Berry dead at 90
Shaun TANDON
AFPMarch 18, 2017
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance Christ's Rottweiler
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-19-2017, 01:14 PM
Ding-a-ling! The corrupter of the nation's youth has gone to see his master.
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Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-01-2017, 04:12 AM
There is rejoicing in Heaven tonight!
CLICK to read the great news! The creator of the rainbow flag has left this earth and is now waving his flag in HELL.
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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