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09-11-2008, 02:03 PM
Crafty pair of harlots, these two. They wear a large Churchy collar while at the same time practically exposing their dirty pillows
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09-11-2008, 07:33 PM
Disgusting. Obviously, this word is Negro code for raping White women.
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09-11-2008, 07:37 PM
I am want have those two girl chew on my stick of gum! hubba bubba!
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09-11-2008, 07:39 PM
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I am want have those two girl chew on my stick of gum! hubba bubba!
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Your characteristic misuse of "hubba-hubba" worked in this context. It had to happen eventually.
Now quit drooling over white women. If you persist, I'll ban you, Bubba.
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09-11-2008, 07:40 PM
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I am want have those two girl chew on my stick of gum! hubba bubba!
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Oh! Aren't you going to grab your crotch when you say that?
That's Right, I forgot - you "people" are notorious for having such a tiny one you need tweezers to find it
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09-11-2008, 09:23 PM
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"Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't."
The homer invasion of the adverstising industry is amazing!!!
Peter Paul??????
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Nicely caught there Brother Mayfield! To take the analysis of the utter perversity of the Peter Paul sexually-based add campaign a bit further, we must go deeper into the jingle.
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Sometimes you feel like a nut
Sometimes you don't
Almond Joy's got nuts
Mounds don't
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The almonds, or "nuts" are obviously testicles. The "mounds" are obviously breasts. The song is clearly an endorsement of bisexuality
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Almond Joy's got rich milk chocolate
Coconut and a crunchy nut, too
Mounds got deep dark chocolate
Chewey coconut ooh
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The "rich milk" is of course female breast milk, the "coconut"s are a slang term for breasts, the "crunchy nut" another testicle reference, the "dark chocolate" is the first reference to negro genitalia, and the "ooh" is obviousely the sound of sinful pleasure upon first sight of the engorged African member.
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Sometimes you feel like a nut
Yeah Yeah Yeah
Sometimes you don't
Oooh oooh
Almond Joy's got nuts
Mounds don't
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As the sexual act itself begins, the "sometimes you want a man, sometimes you want a woman" theme repeats and the "Yeah Yeah Yeah"s and the "Oooh Oooh"s signal increased debauchery between interracial, bisexual perverts.
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Peter Paul Almond Joy's got nuts
Peter Paul Mounds don't
Here the first direct reference to a penis in the slang form "Peter", leading to the final refrain endorsing bisexulity below:
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Because...
Sometimes you feel like a nut
Sometimes you don't
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Disgusting!
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Re: Despicable Advertising Slogans -
09-12-2008, 01:06 AM
J-E-L-L-O
"It's Alive"
It is insanity to suggest that life can be created by adding water to colored sugar!
NIKE
"Just Do It"
I am not sure what "It" is exactly, but I do know it is some form of fornication.
GILLETTE
"The Best A Man Can Get"
I certainly hope this is not the best thing these men will ever get. Fools! I wonder if they have heard of a KJV Bible?
ENERGIZER
"It Keeps Going And Going and Going"
A pink bunny with sandals, oversized sunglasses, and the desire to just keep going. Gay Perversion! We have all heard the rumors about gays and uppers/pep pills.
Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!
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09-12-2008, 04:10 AM
I saw on the television some time ago an advertisement for a meatball sandwich at a place called "Queerno's" or something.
A low, sultry Negro voice claimed it was like "being hugged from the inside."
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09-12-2008, 07:45 AM
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I saw on the television some time ago an advertisement for a meatball sandwich at a place called "Queerno's" or something.
A low, sultry Negro voice claimed it was like "being hugged from the inside."
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That is disturbing on so many levels.
--shudder--
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09-12-2008, 10:51 AM
Allstate: "You're in good hands."
From the sound of it, this insurance company likes to grope its customers and--I'm going to infer--molest children. Their repugnant logo is a pair of perverted, outstretched hands that appear eager to cup my genitals. Get your stinking paws off me, you damned, dirty Allstate.
Rolaids: "How do you spell relief? R-O-L-A-I-D-S."
Television can be a wonderful babysitter, playmate, parent, and/or teacher provided it is tuned in to the Christian Television Network. CTN strictly offers factual information; e.g., dinosaur bones were strategically placed by Satan to fool mankind about the Earth's age. Secular television spreads misinformation and stultifies the minds of American children. Case in point: the above slogan. No wonder all I see are chinks and Hindus in American spelling bees.
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09-12-2008, 02:08 PM
This is obviously some sort of satanic corporate "Prayer" - like Procotor & Gamble's Moon and Stars. The hands are in the inverse position of what they ought to be
- akin to playing a record backwards and hearing Hail Satan
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09-12-2008, 02:17 PM
This little guy always seemed like a classic case of homosexual propaganda. Definitely phallic references in the sticks, a pink hue suitable only for San Fransisco and a drum that is obviously meant to symbolize a man's testes. Something just isn't right. Not to mention that someone with that amount of energy is suspicious to me. It's like a community organizer--anyone that motivated about something is not to be trusted.
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Re: Despicable Advertising Slogans -
09-12-2008, 02:49 PM
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"Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is."
Everybody knows that's about sitting on the toliet! How disgusting!
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If there's fizzing going on in your toilet, you're going to need more than Alka-Seltzer - you're going to need a plumber.
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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09-12-2008, 02:51 PM
"Old Iron Crotch"
So now you've gone back to sexurally advertising on our Godly board
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09-12-2008, 02:55 PM
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"Old Iron Crotch"
So now you've gone back to sexurally advertising on our Godly board
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Your so-called pastors chose that name - not me.
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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09-12-2008, 03:06 PM
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Your so-called pastors chose that name - not me.
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Now, now, let's not get crotch-ety
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09-12-2008, 03:09 PM
I demand that both of you women stop derailing my brilliant and insightful thread. Take your catfight elsewhere.
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09-12-2008, 03:24 PM
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I demand that both of you women stop derailing my brilliant and insightful thread. Take your catfight elsewhere.
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And I demand that you cease rifling through your daughtre's belongings and peeping in people's windows.
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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09-12-2008, 03:34 PM
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And I demand that you cease rifling through your daughtre's belongings and peeping in people's windows.
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I know it's not my place to make suggestions to Pastors, but at some point "Ol' Thread Derailer" might make a nice name for this uppity heathen witch.
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09-12-2008, 03:49 PM
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And I demand that you cease rifling through your daughtre's belongings and peeing in people's windows.
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You're probably going to lead RAT ATTACK 2008 ("RA8") for that drunken squaw, aren't you?
Sorry, Brother Hatchet. But I needed to defend you. She's a fine one to talk about "peeing" after the way she used to raise her skirts to pee all over our Godly, Christian board
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