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Default Ways Humans Are Not Like Chimpanzees - 02-25-2010, 07:05 PM

Secular scientists, blinded and driven mad by satan, have somehow become convinced that we share something like 96 percent of our genetic makeup with chimpanzees!

Of course all this science stuff is just garbage, because Genesis 2:7 says that GOD formed us from the dust of the Earth, and then breathed life into us. That's science.

Still, scientists continue to argue that we are close relatives to chimps. That's right, they believe we are related to these creatures that are covered in hair, who are violent, and who play with their own excrement.

With that said, I would like to present a meticulously researched counter-argument:

Ways Humans Are Not Like Chimpanzees

1. Humans create and use tools. Chimps do not.

2. Chimpanzees have hair all over their bodies, while humans only have hair on their heads, and a couple other places GOD intended.

3. Chimpanzees smell awful, while humans bear the GODly scent of springtime rains in Ireland, old spices, and flowery perfumes.

4. Chimps are aggressive and territorial. Humans, blessed by GOD, are above such primitive behavior.

5. While humans are intelligently designed by GOD to have a single spouse of the opposite sex, chimps are promiscuous and mate with multiple partners without shame.

6. Chimpanzees are avid cannibals and eat each other on a regular basis. The only instances of human cannibalism happen in the jungles, where savage black people learned the behavior from chimps!

7. GOD gave humans the ability to read, write and communicate, so that we could read the Bible, write about His Majesty, and tell the word they are going to hell. Chimps have no form of communication and cannot read or write.

Chimpanzees are going to hell!



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Default Re: Ways Humans Are Not Like Chimpanzees - 02-25-2010, 07:11 PM

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Chimpanzees are going to hell!
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Default Re: Ways Humans Are Not Like Chimpanzees - 02-25-2010, 07:16 PM

And an infinite number of chimps with typewriters never wrote the true Bible.

They wrote liberal 'versions' and the 'Good New' version.
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Default Re: Ways Humans Are Not Like Chimpanzees - 02-25-2010, 07:41 PM

Unless chimps accept Jesus as their personal Lord and Savior, they have no hope!
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Default Re: Ways Humans Are Not Like Chimpanzees - 03-30-2010, 05:00 PM

Chimpanzees have hair all over their bodies, while humans only have hair on their heads, and a couple other places GOD intended.


Take this one for example... check your arms... hair, check your legs.. hair, check your chest... hair... there is hair everywhere, so eh, you got owned I guess

There's just not as much hair because we don't need it anymore, it evolved slowly leading into less and less hair.
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Default Re: Ways Humans Are Not Like Chimpanzees - 03-30-2010, 05:28 PM

Sure Fred, sure.

So this person is going to Heaven?



I think not.

Oh, and you forgot the other questions. Tools? (and don't give me that old straw/thermite hill crap).

Or the fact that they can learn American Sign Language. That only says something about the US, not about those savages.


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Default Re: Ways Humans Are Not Like Chimpanzees - 03-30-2010, 09:56 PM

I was just pointing out one flaw in the explantion..

And what does that tongue have to do with anything? I don't see apes with hair on their tongues...
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Default Re: Ways Humans Are Not Like Chimpanzees - 03-31-2010, 12:55 AM

I'm confused Brothers,

I thought that since chimpanzees are animals that they have no souls and therefore don't go anywhere after they die.

I'd really hate the idea of my dogs ending up in hell.


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Default Re: Ways Humans Are Not Like Chimpanzees - 03-31-2010, 03:28 AM

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Ways Humans Are Not Like Chimpanzees

1. Humans create and use tools. Chimps do not. in fact chimp have learned to use rocks and spears to hunt and use.

2. Chimpanzees have hair all over their bodies, while humans only have hair on their heads, and a couple other places GOD intended. so do humans, you have hair everywhere on your body, just not as full.

3. Chimpanzees smell awful, while humans bear the GODly scent of springtime rains in Ireland, old spices, and flowery perfumes. in fact, animals use different scents to lure mates. just like humans.

4. Chimps are aggressive and territorial. Humans, blessed by GOD, are above such primitive behavior. psh so are we. for centuries and millenias in the past, humans have fought for their territory. and humans are aggressive also, have you ever watched sports or a fight?

5. While humans are intelligently designed by GOD to have a single spouse of the opposite sex, chimps are promiscuous and mate with multiple partners without shame. so do humans haha cheating happens all the time

6. Chimpanzees are avid cannibals and eat each other on a regular basis. The only instances of human cannibalism happen in the jungles, where savage black people learned the behavior from chimps! what about some of the serial killers in the US that raped their victims and ate them? its a psychological illness or pure craziness.

7. GOD gave humans the ability to read, write and communicate, so that we could read the Bible, write about His Majesty, and tell the word they are going to hell. Chimps have no form of communication and cannot read or write. you are right about how they cannot write and read; however they do communicate just like every other organism on this planet.
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Default Re: Ways Humans Are Not Like Chimpanzees - 03-31-2010, 11:53 AM

Aformerbaptist, stop wasting your time mate , look at this: http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Landover_Baptist&oldid=173411728_Church
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Default Re: Ways Humans Are Not Like Chimpanzees - 03-31-2010, 02:16 PM

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in fact chimp have learned to use rocks and spears to hunt and use.
Wow, that's amazing! They use natural objects! But hey, so does an octopus. Are you saying an octopus is your granddaddy? You are a funny guy!

Come back when you can show me a chimp constructing a bicycle, and riding it.

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so do humans, you have hair everywhere on your body, just not as full.
Which makes us very, very different, don't you agree?

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In fact, animals use different scents to lure mates. just like humans.
Yes, different scents. Because, you know, they are different animals. Not the same, as evilutionists claim about monkeys and people.

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psh so are we. for centuries and millenias in the past, humans have fought for their territory. and humans are aggressive also, have you ever watched sports or a fight?
We don't fight for our territory because it's our territory. We aren't greedy animals. We fight for it because God gave it to us, and we have the right to it.

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so do humans haha cheating happens all the time
It was very rare among humans, until, of course, the hellish theory of evilution became taught at public schools, teaching people that they were animals, and that therefore they should behave liike animals as well.

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what about some of the serial killers in the US that raped their victims and ate them? its a psychological illness or pure craziness.
Again, these people also were indoctrinated with evilutionist propaganda, which made them become rampaging psychopaths. Just another instance of people being taught by atheists to behave like monkeys.

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you are right about how they cannot write and read; however they do communicate just like every other organism on this planet.
Yes, except humans. Which is Brother Bob's point here.


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Default Re: Ways Humans Are Not Like Chimpanzees - 03-31-2010, 03:22 PM

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Wow, that's amazing! They use natural objects! But hey, so does an octopus. Are you saying an octopus is your granddaddy? You are a funny guy!

nope im saying that animals learn just as we do. maybe not to the extent, but they learn unlike you.

Come back when you can show me a chimp constructing a bicycle, and riding it.

come back to me when you learn the laws of thermodynamics and basic biology, chemistry, and physics


Yes, different scents. Because, you know, they are different animals. Not the same, as evilutionists claim about monkeys and people.

humans use different scents to lure mates. look at the many different perfumes and colognes that we use.

We don't fight for our territory because it's our territory. We aren't greedy animals. We fight for it because God gave it to us, and we have the right to it.

american revolution, french and indian war, texas revolution, wwI and wwII, etc.

It was very rare among humans, until, of course, the hellish theory of evilution became taught at public schools, teaching people that they were animals, and that therefore they should behave liike animals as well.

very rare!?? whatever, cheating happens all the damn time sir. and taught in public schools??? man you are twisted. not once in my public school was cheating pushed on us, if fact it was never brought up. you are so ignorant

Again, these people also were indoctrinated with evilutionist propaganda, which made them become rampaging psychopaths. Just another instance of people being taught by atheists to behave like monkeys.

no they werent, they have psychological problems sorta similar to yours.

Yes, except humans. Which is Brother Bob's point here.
he said animals cant communicate period, which that is the biggest load of crap i ever heard and that is saying something
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Default Re: Ways Humans Are Not Like Chimpanzees - 03-31-2010, 05:32 PM

You know, I really enjoy watching animal shows. They're usually quite good if you ignore all the evilution stuff. I have never seen one where chimpanzees use spears.

As for rocks, well seagulls have figured out that they can smash open clams by dropping them on rocks, are you saying a seagull is as smart as you?


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Default Re: Ways Humans Are Not Like Chimpanzees - 04-01-2010, 12:56 AM

Ways Humans Are Not Like Chimpanzees

1. Humans create and use tools. Chimps do not.
FALSE: footage has been captured of chimps sharpening sticks and hunting small animals.
2. Chimpanzees have hair all over their bodies, while humans only have hair on their heads, and a couple other places GOD intended.
Look again. look real close. unless your a cancer paitient you have hair all over your legs, your face your chest your EVERYTHING
3. Chimpanzees smell awful, while humans bear the GODly scent of springtime rains in Ireland, old spices, and flowery perfumes.
lift up your arms and take a whiff
4. Chimps are aggressive and territorial. Humans, blessed by GOD, are above such primitive behavior.
The 3,010 WARS we've had in recorded human history suggests otherwise
5. While humans are intelligently designed by GOD to have a single spouse of the opposite sex, chimps are promiscuous and mate with multiple partners without shame. Never been to the trailer park before have you?

6. Chimpanzees are avid cannibals and eat each other on a regular basis. The only instances of human cannibalism happen in the jungles, where savage black people learned the behavior from chimps!
Ask Christian Alfred Packard otherwise.
7. GOD gave humans the ability to read, write and communicate, so that we could read the Bible, write about His Majesty, and tell the word they are going to hell. Chimps have no form of communication and cannot read or write.
FALSE: chimpanzees can communicate with sign language and a select few can read
Chimpanzees are going to hell!
why would god bother making them then?
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Ways Humans Are Not Like Chimpanzees

1. Humans create and use tools. Chimps do not.
FALSE: footage has been captured of chimps sharpening sticks and hunting small animals.


Are you sure you weren't watching a National Geographic special on negroid pygmy tribes?

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2. Chimpanzees have hair all over their bodies, while humans only have hair on their heads, and a couple other places GOD intended.
Look again. look real close. unless your a cancer paitient you have hair all over your legs, your face your chest your EVERYTHING
There's still not much hair, and far, far less than a chimpanzee.

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3. Chimpanzees smell awful, while humans bear the GODly scent of springtime rains in Ireland, old spices, and flowery perfumes.
lift up your arms and take a whiff
Speak for yourself.

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4. Chimps are aggressive and territorial. Humans, blessed by GOD, are above such primitive behavior.
The 3,010 WARS we've had in recorded human history suggests otherwise


Where did you draw up this arbitrary number? Can you list all these wars?

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5. While humans are intelligently designed by GOD to have a single spouse of the opposite sex, chimps are promiscuous and mate with multiple partners without shame. Never been to the trailer park before have you?
While some people are promiscuous (notably negroes and homosexuals), the majority of people are monogamous. This is a trait that is not found anywhere else in the animal kingdom. Monogamy of humans proves we are not evolved from animals.

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6. Chimpanzees are avid cannibals and eat each other on a regular basis. The only instances of human cannibalism happen in the jungles, where savage black people learned the behavior from chimps!
Ask Christian Alfred Packard otherwise.
A Christian would not eat human flesh. Jeffrey Dahmer, was a cannibal, and became a Christian, but he ate people before he repented of his sins and became a born-again Christian. That's an important difference.

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7. GOD gave humans the ability to read, write and communicate, so that we could read the Bible, write about His Majesty, and tell the word they are going to hell. Chimps have no form of communication and cannot read or write.
FALSE: chimpanzees can communicate with sign language and a select few can read
Oh, I'd really like to see this. What's next, you're gonna say they can fix transmissions and compose symphonies?

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why would god bother making them then?
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Default Re: Ways Humans Are Not Like Chimpanzees - 04-01-2010, 12:25 PM

[CENTER]Ways Humans Are Not Like Chimpanzees

1. Humans create and use tools. Chimps do not.
Because we have higher brain functions to create them.

2. Chimpanzees have hair all over their bodies, while humans only have hair on their heads, and a couple other places GOD intended.

Because we built ourselves places to keep us warm and we have no need for the hair anymore to keep us warm.

3. Chimpanzees smell awful, while humans bear the GODly scent of springtime rains in Ireland, old spices, and flowery perfumes.

I'd like you to smell yourself after you've done some physical exercise. GODly smell? I don't think so.

4. Chimps are aggressive and territorial. Humans, blessed by GOD, are above such primitive behavior.

Is that so? Might I point out that we kill each other with weapons. We invade other countries as to take them over. Etc etc. The US is a very good example of this. Above it? I don't think so.


5. While humans are intelligently designed by GOD to have a single spouse of the opposite sex, chimps are promiscuous and mate with multiple partners without shame.

The amount of divorces has never been higher. Point made.

6. Chimpanzees are avid cannibals and eat each other on a regular basis. The only instances of human cannibalism happen in the jungles, where savage black people learned the behavior from chimps!

No comment.

7. GOD gave humans the ability to read, write and communicate, so that we could read the Bible, write about His Majesty, and tell the word they are going to hell. Chimps have no form of communication and cannot read or write.

WE gave ourselves that ability. WE created languages and communcations. Not some real character.

You are going to hell!
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Default Re: Ways Humans Are Not Like Chimpanzees - 04-01-2010, 03:00 PM

wow.this forum really has a tone of brainwashed americans.there are a lot of simillarities between chimps and humans,certanly more then between humans and elephants or something like that.
but we didnt evolve from chimps.lol.at least i didnt.i evolved from a primat thousands of years ago.not from a chimp.chimp went the other way and tourned into a chimp from some related other primat.we evolved from some other primat that was like a chimps cousin or something.
and we humans dont exist since the bible was written.it goes a few thousand years before that our beginning being humans as today.so bye saying that chimps cannot write or some bullshit like that and that we can doesnt mean that we as humans knew how to write and use formulated words and sentences from the start when we evolved to humans out of primats.they were comunicating.but i bet they didnt know how to write at first.does that make them not-human? oh and that monogamy thing is just plain stupid.if you wouldnt have that primal instinct to have sex with another human of opposite sex and as many times and with as many humans they wanted to maybe we would not have existed today.and they were humans except that all of this christian RULES and Laws or whatever were written 2000+ years ago to control masses of stupid uneducated people and let them believe if they live like jesus wants them to they'll end up in some place called heaven?you still believe this fairytale?where is this heaven?30 000km above the ground?5 000 000 000km away frm earth so that we cannot see this place from earth?but how do this people who die get there?with a spaceshutttle??oh off course it doesnt go that far.hmmmmmmmm all bunch of fairytales.
there is NO GOD,NO SATAN,NO HEAVEN and NO HELL.its all NI YUOR HEADS.brainwashed .all o'ya.srry tahts just my opinion.
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Default Re: Ways Humans Are Not Like Chimpanzees - 04-01-2010, 04:12 PM

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i evolved from a primat thousands of years ago.not from a chimp.
Adam was a man, not a primate. Read Genesis again!

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we evolved from some other primat that was like a chimps cousin or something.
And these delirious ramblings are supposed to be scientific?

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and we humans dont exist since the bible was written.
Look around you, boy. Find a mirror or something. Humans definitely do exist. What have you been smoking?

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it goes a few thousand years before that our beginning being humans as today.
6014 years, to be exact.

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so bye saying that chimps cannot write or some bullshit like that and that we can doesnt mean that we as humans knew how to write and use formulated words and sentences from the start when we evolved to humans out of primats.
1. Chimpansees cannot write. Are you retarded?
2. In the very beginning, God already spoke to man, and man to God. Is there anything about True Science™ you do know?

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they were comunicating.but i bet they didnt know how to write at first.does that make them not-human?
Of course not. I have proven before that Adam was a man, not a primate.

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oh and that monogamy thing is just plain stupid.
Does that mean you are a mormon? How many women have you collected yet?

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if you wouldnt have that primal instinct to have sex with another human of opposite sex and as many times and with as many humans they wanted to maybe we would not have existed today.
I certainly don't have those filthy, abominable instincts you are talking about! Please leave us out of your depraved sexual obsessions!

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and they were humans except that all of this christian RULES and Laws or whatever were written 2000+ years ago to control masses of stupid uneducated people and let them believe if they live like jesus wants them to they'll end up in some place called heaven?
So if you are a Christian, you are unnatural, but if you aren't, you are a natural human?
You may be surprised that God agrees with you on this:

1 Corinthians 2:14-15:
But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned. But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

Clearly, you are either natural or spiritual, which are equivalent to being a hellbound heathen or a Heavenbound True Christian™. Thanks for confirming that we are right about this!

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you still believe this fairytale?where is this heaven?30 000km above the ground?5 000 000 000km away frm earth so that we cannot see this place from earth?but how do this people who die get there?with a spaceshutttle??oh off course it doesnt go that far.hmmmmmmmm all bunch of fairytales.
Are you really as stupid as you pretend to be? Everyone knows that Heaven is above the Earth, but the distance is infinite:

Psalm 103:11:
For as the heaven is high above the earth, so great is his mercy toward them that fear him.

As God's mercy for those who fear Him is infinite (Jesus died for all our sins, no matter how many of these there are), this means that the distance to Heaven is infinite as well. You see, for the he that is spiritual, everything has a clear explanation.

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there is NO GOD,NO SATAN,NO HEAVEN and NO HELL.its all NI YUOR HEADS.brainwashed .all o'ya.srry tahts just my opinion.
It may be your opinion, but facts are different. Neither God, nor Satan, nor Heaven, nor Hell fit in my head. They are too big for that. What was the purpose of this unhinged rant?


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Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
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Default Re: Ways Humans Are Not Like Chimpanzees - 04-01-2010, 04:51 PM

6014.lol what happened then? what about the modern human hunter-gatherers that were living in the Nile valley since 120 000yrs ago at the end of the middle pleistocene.they were not human then or what?
who made them if god made humans 6014 years ago?
you see these huntergatherers were probably the forfathers of your beloved jesus.and they had sex everyday and they're population grew and then 100 000 years later or 120 000 later jesus came and sayd humans didnt exist pre 6014.thats what he thought,and now you think that becouse he thought that.

think with your own mind for once.it doesnt add up.and before your god i am sure those hunter gatherers had some gods of they're own.

and they also had some weird how the world was made theory of their own.

its all just mumbojumbo and the science proves it .
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think with your own mind for once
That is good advice. Why do you not do that?

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its all just mumbojumbo and the science proves it
So science proves all you say is mumbojumbo?

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they had sex everyday
Your obsession with porn is getting the better of you. To make sure you stop staring at porn you now have to poke your own eyes out! The Bible is very clear on that: Mark 9:47 "And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire". Since you can still see porn with one eye, you will have to poke both of them out.

You are probably also an obsessive compulsive masturbator. The Bible is very clear on what you have to do about that. You have to rent a chainsaw and remove your hand! Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched". To be on the safe side you might want to remove both hands.

And after you poked your eyes out and removed your hands you have to start reading your KJV1611 Holy Bible to prevent eternal damnation to hell .


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