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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 01-12-2009, 12:17 AM

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I know. I am absolutely in shock.
Are you really that warped by liberalism that the way of the LORD shocks you?

You need to start going to church and reading your Bible!



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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 01-12-2009, 12:18 AM

Are you fags STILL arguing about candy? Now I know what they mean by 'sugar in the tank'.


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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 01-12-2009, 12:19 AM

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Listen bitch, I will not have my beliefs MOCKED by a lowly WOMAN like YOU! This just goes to show how judgmental and narrow-minded you are. You see something you don't agree with so you assume it's a joke. I will pray for GOD to open your feeble mind.

It is NOT ridiculous to want to keep my family and community safe from homosexuality and the AIDs. That is why tomorrow I will be going down town and buying out all the Skittles I can find (while wearing gloves and a respirator of course) so that I can safely dispose of them where our children cannot be infected with the homosexual supervirus.

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Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, don't you call flowerchild a bitch! There is something seriously wrong with you people!!

And what are you going to do in 2 days when the stores get a new shipment of Skittles in? Buy those also and "dispose of them"

Bob you are a pathetic person, who needs to die a slow and painful death. But no this is NOT a threat. For I could/would never kill someone. But I would go to your funeral and proceed to dance and piss on your grave.

As for me, I think it is time I head home to GrassCity, I can't handle it here. BTW, you probably wouldn't recognize the name but I am PatrickTheToker just to let you know flowerchild.
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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 01-12-2009, 12:23 AM

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Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, don't you call flowerchild a bitch! There is something seriously wrong with you people!!
I can only speak for myself~ Yeah I'm not right, but hey it's cool Gods love a good joke...
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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 01-12-2009, 12:33 AM

I read it was a joke too, but they seem pretty serious....
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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 01-12-2009, 12:34 AM

You're a joke if you think that we do this for the laughs. There is a REASON for praising Jesus. You haven't learned that by now???


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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 01-12-2009, 12:36 AM

Okay:

Yes you CAN get the AIDs through candy, if homosexuals have injected it with the supervirus, or if they handled it with fluid-stained hands. Have you not had abstinence only education?

I am the owner and proprietor of FREEHOLD FIREARMS, thank you. I make a living with our Second Amendment right to bear arms.

As for you Workinforthelord,

I am glad I do not lead the empty, drugged out lifestyle that you do. I am filled with the Spirit of GOD every single day, and that is all I care about.

What kind of person serving the LORD wishes a slow painful death on somebody? Save that for unsaved Negroes and terrorists.



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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 01-12-2009, 12:39 AM

empty drugged out lifestyle haha! and what do you mean? If that happned to you wouldn't it just mean that god is pissed off at you...thats basically what you say about cancer and such.

Also, "Negroes" in with terrorists? Come on now, don't tell me your all racist too?!
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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 01-12-2009, 12:43 AM

I didn't say baked as piffle before, it changed it. I said baked as P H U C K with an F.
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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 01-12-2009, 12:43 AM

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empty drugged out lifestyle haha! and what do you mean? If that happned to you wouldn't it just mean that god is pissed off at you...thats basically what you say about cancer and such.

Also, "Negroes" in with terrorists? Come on now, don't tell me your all racist too?!
No I am not racist. We have a number of ex-Negroes on this forum who I greatly respect for admitting their inherent weakness and coming to JESUS to redeem them from their natural inclinations as coloreds.

When they go to Heaven they will be transformed into a GODly white body, just like JESUS has!



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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 01-12-2009, 02:58 AM

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Okay:

Yes you CAN get the AIDs through candy, if homosexuals have injected it with the supervirus, or if they handled it with fluid-stained hands. Have you not had abstinence only education?

I am the owner and proprietor of FREEHOLD FIREARMS, thank you. I make a living with our Second Amendment right to bear arms.

As for you Workinforthelord,

I am glad I do not lead the empty, drugged out lifestyle that you do. I am filled with the Spirit of GOD every single day, and that is all I care about.

What kind of person serving the LORD wishes a slow painful death on somebody? Save that for unsaved Negroes and terrorists.
Abstinence only education obviously does not work.
Look at your Republican Queen's (Sarah Palin) daughter- knocked up!!
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Abstinence only education obviously does not work.
Look at your Republican Queen's (Sarah Palin) daughter- knocked up!!
The pill doesn't work for people who don't take it. Condoms don't work for people who don't wear them.

Why would you expect abstinence to work for someone who obviously did not practice it?

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That is an outrageous claim! It makes absolutely no sense.
But, this does (nonsense deleted)

The flag has very positive meanings!
That proves that that can't be why the fags use it. When have queers ever been positive about anything (apart from the hiv)?
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Straight people molest children all the time
More sodomite lies. I'm straight as an arrow, and I'm not molesting any children. How do you explain that, eh?
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Maybe that's why I'm addicted to M&M's....with nuts. Way more manly.
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I didn't say baked as piffle before, it changed it. I said baked as P H U C K with an F.
Phucf? What does that mean? Is phucf some kind of trendy beatnik slang?


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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 01-12-2009, 04:38 PM

What a horrible story. Sickening.

Still.

Friends.

We often think it used to be better in the olde days.

Oftentimes, that would be correct.

However.

Have we forgotten how the jiggaboo queers once tried to seduce our children?

They didn't even bother with a rainbow, or pink.

Remember THIS? The brown coated sugar, the obvious reference to the black male organ? THEY COUDLN'T EVEN SPELL IT CORRECTLY!

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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 01-12-2009, 07:45 PM

Just like M&m's are code name for sex involving whips and chains and leather suits.


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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 01-12-2009, 10:33 PM

I always knew skittles were for homers.

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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 01-12-2009, 10:45 PM

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These are the only candies you'll find in MY household. I make them myself. Sweet JESUS!
Sister Thumpy,

Those look absolutely delicious! I would love for you to make a batch of JESUS candy for me if you should find the time!

It would be nice to have an alternative to all this secular candy for a change. I have no reservations about putting JESUS in my mouth!

However He looks of dark-skinned. We really should try to avoid promoting the image that He was some kind of unwashed colored rapper with His robe hanging down off His righteous behind.



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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 01-17-2009, 08:09 AM

I love skittles and men.
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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 01-17-2009, 08:13 AM

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