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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 07-31-2012, 12:53 PM

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I am pretty sure Jesus wants ALL OF US to be saved, he wants all of his "Children" to be able to come to heaven, Jesus LOVES all of US the same, anyone who doesn't say that is not telling the truth, I may not be a pastor, but I am very good friends with one, and he has helped me love our lord even more
Care to back that up with Scripture?

Why don't you people actually read the Bible (KJV1611) before you start saying what Christians think

I hate it when non-Christians try to rewrite the Bible for their own piece of mind


1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 07-31-2012, 12:55 PM

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I am pretty sure Jesus wants ALL OF US to be saved, he wants all of his "Children" to be able to come to heaven, Jesus LOVES all of US the same, anyone who doesn't say that is not telling the truth, I may not be a pastor, but I am very good friends with one, and he has helped me love our lord even more
You are a liar and so is your "pastor". The truth is available to everyone, it's called the Holy Bible!

Matthew 12:30 "He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad."

Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."

Matthew 13:41-42 "The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth."

Isaiah 45:7 "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things."


Luke 14:26 "If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple."


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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 07-31-2012, 01:28 PM

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Uh, hello. I'm here simply to ask some questions, not about your thoughts on the game. They are your thoughts, and I cannot do a thing about them. However, I must infer as to why you use offensive language such as "mongoloids" "pricks" "retards" and so on. I find it unholy and disrespectful. Could you not make your point in a more Christian way? If you truly want to best others who are making their opinions heard, do so in a way in which is respectful, such as Jesus is to all. Thank you.
Good question, friend. And the answer is, because sometimes "tough love" is the best love (Galatians 4:16). By calling out your maladies, we are setting you on the path to self-improvement in Jesus' Name instead of the path to self-damnation like you are already on. I'd rather offend you and save your soul than respect you and let you drift serenely into Hell.

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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 07-31-2012, 01:59 PM

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I am pretty sure Jesus wants ALL OF US to be saved, he wants all of his "Children" to be able to come to heaven, Jesus LOVES all of US the same, anyone who doesn't say that is not telling the truth, I may not be a pastor, but I am very good friends with one, and he has helped me love our lord even more
Please share the exact circumstances of your private revelation from God. Were you in a cave? Were there any witnesses. You may be entitled to start an entirely new religion. It worked for Mohamed, after all.

You see, Jesus specifically states that only the righteous will go to heaven and that He will personally supervise the angels who gather up those who do iniquity and burn them forever. But you would rather tell those people lies on the basis that you and some other people you know are very much mistaken. Isn't that a bit reckless!



Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 07-31-2012, 08:01 PM

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there is also blantent homosexuality (when the doctor heals his patients they all say things like "i love this doctor" or "get behind me doctor!")

they made a character that looks like a soldier and he talks about god's world being his ("this is my world, you are not welcome in my world!") when i heard this i was MORBIDLY SHOCKED and appalled and ashamed of my son and he knew it
-baseballmom67
Okay, first of all, "I love this doctor!" is appreciation. It's like thank you. You never say I love you to someone for helping you? And "Get behind me, Doctor!" is for protection.

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REAL AMERICAN SOLDIERS ARE NOT GAY THEY ARE STRAIGHT JESUS LOVING MEN WHO LOVE THEIR COUNTRY AND THEIR LORD
Thats not true. There are people in the military that are homosexual and those without religion. Get your facts straight.

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dear god please send gabe newell to the pits of hell so he may never harm another individual with his evil games may we hope his business burns in flames from your anger and hated for all things satan!!! amen
Last time I checked, God loved everyone. And its not very religious to pray for someone to go to hell, scumbag.

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YES HOMOSEXULTY IS RONG AND I HOPE THE MAKERS OF THIS GAM GO TO HEL I WILL CERTAINLY KEEP MY DAUGHTRER AWAY FROM THIS GAM
Spelling is important. And as a matter of fact, homosexuality is not wrong. We're all derived from God, and if we happen to be homosexual, you can accept it or blame God for making us like that.

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I actually think this woman is right. Look at the cast of characters and you can see it's the full spectrum of homosexual sub-culture.
Oh, yeah. I see so much homosexuality, dipwad.
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 07-31-2012, 08:10 PM

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And as a matter of fact, homosexuality is not wrong
Why do you hate the word of Jesus so much?

Leviticus 20:13*If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

So you know better than God, do you?

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We're all derived from God
How dare you say God is gay!

Jesus does not anally rape young, firm thighed young youths, naive to the ways of the gaywise?

You make me sick, madam.


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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 07-31-2012, 08:14 PM

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...Last time I checked, God loved everyone...
Oh, He appeared to you personally and informed you of this? Do tell.

You see, the True Christians™ here read the Bible, and it tells them that God certainly does not love everyone. Otherwise, why would He be planning to resurrect the vast majority of mankind (those who do not follow every last single instruction left for us in the Bible) from unknowing death and toss them into a lake of fire for eternity?


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Thats not true. There are people in the military that are homosexual and those without religion. Get your facts straight.
Once God's will is done and we have a Christian in the White House (Romney will suffice for now), this will be fixed, THANK GOD.

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Last time I checked, God loved everyone. And its not very religious to pray for someone to go to hell, scumbag.
Oh no, the list of people God hates is quite enlightening.


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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 07-31-2012, 10:02 PM

You are one disturbed bunch.

You take the most meaningless sentences, and smite them down like there were no tomorrow.
I have never experienced so much insolence, as there is in you so-called "Christians". If this is all it takes for you to get this upset, post a complete novel of hate towards a game, and proceed to have a discussion for 2 years, about this game being gay and what-not, then i feel sorry for you.

You people are violent, and not even god would be proud of knowing you are the ones, who apparently support his word.

You shine a disgusting light on your fate, and if any non-believers(as myself) would happen to read this, there is no hope for you to save them.

I would never want to be a part of this kind of idiocy.
You're like a bunch of kids fighting over attention of a man, who does not care about you.

Keep your fate, but grow some freaking common sense, this is 2 years wasted of your life, well done.

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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 08-01-2012, 03:02 AM

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You are one disturbed bunch.

You take the most meaningless sentences, and smite them down like there were no tomorrow.
I have never experienced so much insolence, as there is in you so-called "Christians". If this is all it takes for you to get this upset, post a complete novel of hate towards a game, and proceed to have a discussion for 2 years, about this game being gay and what-not, then i feel sorry for you.

You people are violent, and not even god would be proud of knowing you are the ones, who apparently support his word.

You shine a disgusting light on your fate, and if any non-believers(as myself) would happen to read this, there is no hope for you to save them.

I would never want to be a part of this kind of idiocy.
You're like a bunch of kids fighting over attention of a man, who does not care about you.

Keep your fate, but grow some freaking common sense, this is 2 years wasted of your life, well done.

Thank you, good night, much love. Douche bags
Couldn't have put it better myself. These kind of 'religious' people are the absolute worst kind of people. Me, being an atheist, didn't come in and start preaching about God not being real and why I convince myself with science and logic.
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Me, being an atheist, didn't come in and start preaching about God not being real and why I convince myself with science and logic.
And yet you were surprised to find praise and glorification of Christ Jesus on a Christian church forum you found and wandered in uninvited?

My, you atheists are confusing.


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Couldn't have put it better myself. These kind of 'religious' people are the absolute worst kind of people. Me, being an atheist, didn't come in and start preaching about God not being real and why I convince myself with science and logic.
No, you came into our Christian forum uninvited, unsaved and unwelcome, spewing hatefulness from the get-go.

Piss off.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 08-01-2012, 03:21 AM

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No, you came into our Christian forum uninvited, unsaved and unwelcome, spewing hatefulness from the get-go.

Piss off.
I came in to respond to your hatefulness to a GAME. Something DOZENS of people worked on to create, to feed their family, to maintain a sustainable life.
And if I'm "uninvited, unsaved and unwelcome" why is the forum an open signup?
Maybe if you'd friggin' understand the difference between entertainment and satanic messaging, this wouldn't have happened. Where is all your hate for everything else that supposedly supports Satanism? Dead Space, with the Necromorphs? And what of Dragon Ball with it's Kais? What of everything else that is built to ENTERTAIN? What about Fallout 3, you start the game with a quote from the bible and spend the rest of the game killing? And Assassin's Creed, with it's biblical portrayal with a entertaining twist? And Disney, with, for example, The Lion King, and it's message that you're always being watched upon by caring forces?
You CAN'T just hate everything because YOU feel it supports something you disapprove of. Sure, if it were different, like if the creators of Team Fortress 2 specifically said that it was praising Satan or neglecting God, then yes, I understand the hatred you could get. But with all of this 'speculation' and the hatred created by it, you're just ruining something created for ENTERTAINMENT for everyone who uses and and you're SHUNNING them for their survival.
Tell me, if you had your child taken and held at gunpoint, and the only way for him to be freed from the kidnapper was for you to play one of the supposed 'anti-God' games, what would you do? Is your pride more important than your childs life? If it is, you've got problems. And the game developers are the same. They create to survive. They adapt and innovate. You can't hate someone for being different, and you not accepting that. It's like hating someone for eating a donut when you can't. It's morbid and biased.
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I came in to respond to your hatefulness to a GAME. Something DOZENS of people worked on to create, to feed their family, to maintain a sustainable life.
And if I'm "uninvited, unsaved and unwelcome" why is the forum an open signup?
Maybe if you'd friggin' understand the difference between entertainment and satanic messaging, this wouldn't have happened. Where is all your hate for everything else that supposedly supports Satanism? Dead Space, with the Necromorphs? And what of Dragon Ball with it's Kais? What of everything else that is built to ENTERTAIN? What about Fallout 3, you start the game with a quote from the bible and spend the rest of the game killing? And Assassin's Creed, with it's biblical portrayal with a entertaining twist? And Disney, with, for example, The Lion King, and it's message that you're always being watched upon by caring forces?
You CAN'T just hate everything because YOU feel it supports something you disapprove of. Sure, if it were different, like if the creators of Team Fortress 2 specifically said that it was praising Satan or neglecting God, then yes, I understand the hatred you could get. But with all of this 'speculation' and the hatred created by it, you're just ruining something created for ENTERTAINMENT for everyone who uses and and you're SHUNNING them for their survival.
Tell me, if you had your child taken and held at gunpoint, and the only way for him to be freed from the kidnapper was for you to play one of the supposed 'anti-God' games, what would you do? Is your pride more important than your childs life? If it is, you've got problems. And the game developers are the same. They create to survive. They adapt and innovate. You can't hate someone for being different, and you not accepting that. It's like hating someone for eating a donut when you can't. It's morbid and biased.
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First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Tell me, if you had your child taken and held at gunpoint, and the only way for him to be freed from the kidnapper was for you to play one of the supposed 'anti-God' games, what would you do? Is your pride more important than your childs life?
Son, I can't imagine anyone kidnapping a child and forcing them to play a video game, but i can imagine stopping my child at all costs from doing that which offends the LORD. Even if my child were to draw his last breath under my loving discipline, to know that he would spend eternity in the arms of Sweet Jesus would make it all okay.



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Tell me, if you had your child taken and held at gunpoint, and the only way for him to be freed from the kidnapper was for you to play one of the supposed 'anti-God' games, what would you do?
What the hell is this crap? Are you touched in the head, son? That is the absolutely most asinine, poorly thought-out hypothetical situation I have ever had the displeasure of reading.

Of course, such a thing would not cause consternation for a True Christian™. We have the LORD on our side and are therefore impervious to worldly machinations. Our reward is in Heaven. This world is but preparation for the hereafter.

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But what things were gain to me, those I counted loss for Christ.
Yea doubtless, and I count all things but loss for the excellency of the knowledge of Christ Jesus my Lord: for whom I have suffered the loss of all things, and do count them but dung, that I may win Christ,
And be found in him, not having mine own righteousness, which is of the law, but that which is through the faith of Christ, the righteousness which is of God by faith:


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And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 08-01-2012, 03:41 AM

What's sad is that I grew up a Christian. Not a Sunday Morning Christian, but a Follow The Word kind, and yes, I changed. I questioned it, and I found something I personally believe more. But christians like you, who don't even try to accept that the world is more than just YOU, are ugly. The world is vast, and there are many people with many different religions. Tell me, HOW do you know YOURS is right and THEIRS is wrong? HOW? You CAN'T! All you can do is BELIEVE. That's all you could ever do. And until you have surefire, cold, hard evidence that yours is correct, you can't go bashing everything that doesn't make sense to you and blame it on unholy reasons. You can't go into the world with a closed mind. The universe is vast. The universe, for all we know, holds MORE than just us. What about them? If we met an alien race, are they abominations because they're different? No. It's called differences. It's the reason wars are fought. It's the reason that people are more successful than other people. It's the reason there are many different views on The Bible.
And again, it's certainly not religious to condemn people to Hell yourself. Let your God decide that for you. He is the religion. And religion isn't an excuse to flame people. Religion is a practice of love and acceptance. I can't stand people who bash everything on speculation. People like this are the reason I'm no longer religious. So if I'm damned to burn in the firey pits of Hell, I hope you remember that you close-minded religious types are the reason I was driven away from God. I don't know if I should be sad or upset about that, too. Again. Worst. Type.


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So if I'm damned to burn in the firey pits of Hell, I hope you remember that you close-minded religious types are the reason I was driven away from God. I don't know if I should be sad or upset about that, too. Again. Worst. Type.
No, you were never a True Christian™. If the Word of God drives you away, then that is just a clear indication that you have been preordained to spend eternity in hell. We can only lead a horse to water; we can't make you drink.

It's often a surprise to people who falsely call themselves "Christian" but can't be bothered to actually read God's Word that God doesn't love everybody and that He creates most people (Matthew 7:14) simply so that He can damn them to eternity in the lake of fire He created for satan and the demons (Matthew 25:41).

But if you scratch more than skin deep into what we Christians actually believe, you will find that God creates evil (Exodus 4:11, Isaiah 45:7, Amos 3:6) and that He creates wicked children with full intention. Just as I and the rest of Jesus' elect were preordained to Salvation™ from the time before we were born (Romans 9:11), unrepentant sinners like you were born with an entirely different destination in mind.

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The wicked are estranged from the womb: they go astray as soon as they be born, speaking lies.

Proverbs 16:4
The LORD hath made all things for himself: yea, even the wicked for the day of evil.

Jesus didn't come to save everyone; he came to save those predestined to the Glory. If it wasn't given unto you by God the Father, then I'm afraid that there are nothing in the way of comforting words to be found for you in the Holy Bible (KJV 1611)

John 6:64-65
But there are some of you that believe not. For Jesus knew from the beginning who they were that believed not, and who should betray him.
And he said, Therefore said I unto you, that no man can come unto me, except it were given unto him of my Father.

II Thessalonians 2:11-13
And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.
But we are bound to give thanks alway to God for you, brethren beloved of the Lord, because God hath from the beginning chosen you to salvation through sanctification of the Spirit and belief of the truth:

Jude 1:4
For there are certain men crept in unawares, who were before of old ordained to this condemnation, ungodly men, turning the grace of our God into lasciviousness, and denying the only Lord God, and our Lord Jesus Christ.

But look on the bright side. At least you get to serve as a reminder for me and my Brothers and Sisters in Christ of how lucky we are to be destined for Heavenly bliss, pressed against Jesus' bosom, singing praise songs, for all eternity.


II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 08-01-2012, 03:55 AM

I'm seriously sad to see people like this. Cold hearted, apathetic. I was lead to the water. I drank willingly. And your type poisoned the water I drank.


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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 08-01-2012, 04:02 AM

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I'm seriously sad to see people like this. Cold hearted, apathetic. I was lead to the water. I drank willingly. And your type poisoned the water I drank.
We are filled with abundant love for all the unsaved trash. Why else would we spend our time sharing our witness with them? We want you all to join us in Heaven, but it's a simple Bible Fact that God has preordained many of you to eternal torments in the fiery pits of hell. When we can't understand His ways, we may yet rejoice in His promises. Like I say, at least you get to serve as a reminder for us of how fortunate we are to have been predestined for Glory.

Romans 8:29-31For whom he did foreknow, he also did predestinate to be conformed to the image of his Son, that he might be the firstborn among many brethren.
Moreover whom he did predestinate, them he also called: and whom he called, them he also justified: and whom he justified, them he also glorified.
What shall we then say to these things? If God be for us, who can be against us?


I'm sure you're going to hate it in hell, but I don't think you'd like it very much in Heaven either. I wouldn't imagine someone like you could withstand our righteousness for very long.


II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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