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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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I was "campaigning" for Hitlery Clinton. -
04-11-2008, 04:18 PM
There you have it. The DOF has cleared me to tell you some of what I was up to during my missing ten days. They needed someone to go undercover into Hitlery's campaign to gather intelligence and to try to disrupt her terrorist activities from the inside.
I have to admit, even though I have Jesus on my side, the idea scared me. But my husband, Mr. Whitford, said it would get me out of his hair for a while and told me to do it.
The things I witnessed, the anti-American, anti-Christian hatred that consumes their every waking minute... I've been doing a lot of praying since I've returned.
I can't release all information I uncovered for national security reasons, but I can tell you of a couple of my successes.
Sniper fire? All my idea. Now voters can see she's a true Clinton with no concept of truth.
That sodomite Elton John performing a concert for her? Again, my idea. It was easy to sell it to them as a "celebrity" endorsement, but real Americans see how she has no problem cozying up to homers, and if she's elected, she will force homersexual "marriage" on us.
There's more, but again, I can't discuss it. I'm just proud I was able to serve my country in this small way.
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Re: I was "campaigning" for Hitlery Clinton. -
04-11-2008, 04:42 PM
You must have been scared, being so close to an evil being such as her. Oh, the terrible things you must have witnessed, I cannot begin to imagine!
Thank you for helping expose that "woman" for the swine she is.
A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!
Psalm 139:19-20
Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.
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Re: I was "campaigning" for Hitlery Clinton. -
04-11-2008, 05:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Eugene Hackwith
You must have been scared, being so close to an evil being such as her. Oh, the terrible things you must have witnessed, I cannot begin to imagine!
Thank you for helping expose that "woman" for the swine she is.
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Believe me, I already knew she was scum of the earth.
JOHNNY MAC IN '08!
(Yes, I agree with you there...you'll probably say even a broken clock is right twice a day)
Former member of a church which I cannot dare mention-Now a spiritual free agent-could LBC be the way for me?
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Re: I was "campaigning" for Hitlery Clinton. -
04-11-2008, 05:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Offcr. Albert Martin
Believe me, I already knew she was scum of the earth.
JOHNNY MAC IN '08!
(Yes, I agree with you there...you'll probably say even a broken clock is right twice a day)
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Re: I was "campaigning" for Hitlery Clinton. -
04-11-2008, 05:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Offcr. Albert Martin
Believe me, I already knew she was scum of the earth.
JOHNNY MAC IN '08!
(Yes, I agree with you there...you'll probably say even a broken clock is right twice a day)
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Better late than never Martin. To bad you could seen McCain is the best man since the begin like I did.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!
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Re: I was "campaigning" for Hitlery Clinton. -
04-11-2008, 06:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria
I'm just proud I was able to serve my country in this small way.
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Well eat my hat. Praise Jesus that you are home again, safe and sound, Sister Mary Maria.
Your Godly husband must be limp with relief. Eat my hat, isn't that something? It must have taken nerves of steel to risk such dangers.
Why, it seems you virtually sparkle with confidence now, Sister.
Read your Bible, boys and girls. Jesus likes educated people. That's my take on it.
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Re: I was "campaigning" for Hitlery Clinton. -
04-11-2008, 08:33 PM
You may have to be de-programmed after that horrid experience!
But I know Sister that you will be stronger after having ventured into Satan´s lair, and survived.
Praise Jesus,
Buford
yours in Christ,
Brother Buford
The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them.
- Rush Limbaugh
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Re: I was "campaigning" for Hitlery Clinton. -
04-14-2008, 03:27 PM
Amen Sister!
You'll be happy to note I sent my own wife undercover into the Barack Osama campaign. Rural voters in PA "clinging to God and guns"?
My idea!
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Re: I was "campaigning" for Hitlery Clinton. -
04-14-2008, 10:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Cletus
Amen Sister!
You'll be happy to note I sent my own wife undercover into the Barack Osama campaign. Rural voters in PA "clinging to God and guns"?
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Good job, Brother Cletus. You and your wife exposed just what kind of elitist that uppity negra thinks he is. Just cause he went to some fancy East Coast college and wears a suit doesn´t hide the fact that he grew up in the jungles of Indonesia, where he and his family were shrinking heads, swinging in trees, and practicing that Mooslim Religion.
Did you hear Hitlery´s response? She now says that she´s been a a gun-toting churchgoer all along.
Come to think of it, that might be true. After all, she and Chelsea needed guns to fight off those Bosnian snipers.
YIC,
Buford
yours in Christ,
Brother Buford
The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them.
- Rush Limbaugh
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Re: I was "campaigning" for Hitlery Clinton. -
04-18-2008, 04:22 AM
Sister, I'm so glad to hear you survived such dangerous activities!
Did she introduce you to "The Family"?
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Originally Posted by Buford T Scoggins
Did you hear Hitlery´s response? She now says that she´s been a a gun-toting churchgoer all along.
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Indeed, Brother Buford. See?
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http://www.thenation.com/doc/20080331/ehrenreich
Hillary's Nasty Pastorate
Barbara Ehrenreich
There's a reason Hillary Clinton has remained relatively silent during the flap over intemperate remarks by Barack Obama's former pastor, Jeremiah Wright. When it comes to unsavory religious affiliations, she's a lot more vulnerable than Obama.
You can find all about it in a widely under-read article in the September 2007 issue of Mother Jones, in which Kathryn Joyce and Jeff Sharlet reported that "through all of her years in Washington, Clinton has been an active participant in conservative Bible study and prayer circles that are part of a secretive Capitol Hill group known as "The "Fellowship," also known as The Family. But it won't be a secret much longer. Jeff Sharlet's shocking exposé The Family: The Secret Fundamentalism at the Heart of American Power will be published in May.
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At the heart of The Family's American branch is a collection of powerful right-wing politicos, who include, or have included, Sam Brownback, Ed Meese, John Ashcroft, James Inhofe and Rick Santorum. They get to use The Family's spacious estate on the Potomac, The Cedars, which is maintained by young men in Family group homes and where meals are served by The Family's young women's group. And, at The Family's frequent prayer gatherings, they get powerful jolts of spiritual refreshment, tailored to the already powerful.
Clinton fell in with The Family in 1993, when she joined a Bible study group composed of wives of conservative leaders like Jack Kemp and James Baker. When she ascended to the Senate, she was promoted to what Sharlet calls the Family's "most elite cell," the weekly Senate Prayer Breakfast, which included, until his downfall, Virginia's notoriously racist Senator George Allen. This has not been a casual connection for Clinton. She has written of Doug Coe, The Family's publicity-averse leader, that he is "a unique presence in Washington: a genuinely loving spiritual mentor and guide to anyone, regardless of party or faith, who wants to deepen his or her relationship with God."
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She's been at this for years, Brother! Who knows, she might actually believe in God, unlike Obsama!
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04-19-2008, 03:26 PM
where are the articles of confederation when you need em?
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Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
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Re: I was "campaigning" for Hitlery Clinton. -
04-20-2008, 08:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Deus Ex Machina
where are the articles of confederation when you need em?
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Where is a DELIVERANCE WORKER when you need one? Or an EXORCIST?
Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.
1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .
A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
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