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Default Re: Friendly reminder; Women, do not touch male genitals! - 02-16-2012, 04:34 PM

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I meant she just didn't fall pregnant.

May I ask how she was asking for it? She was dressed modestly and not wearing makeup.
There are so many things wrong with this short post, but I will tell you two things:

1. FACT: Every woman who has enticed a man to fornicate with her (AKA "rape" in liberal circles) has dressed like a complete whore.

2. FACT: Your friend had an abortion.



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Default Re: Friendly reminder; Women, do not touch male genitals! - 02-18-2012, 12:10 AM

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There are so many things wrong with this short post, but I will tell you two things:

1. FACT: Every woman who has enticed a man to fornicate with her (AKA "rape" in liberal circles) has dressed like a complete whore.

2. FACT: Your friend had an abortion.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth
Interesting concept but on the subject of the female reproductive system, only one ovum (egg) is released a month. A woman is fertile for only about 5-7 days. It takes the ovum about 36 hours to go from the ovaries to the uterus but then it only has 24 hours before it is ejected from the body. Yes sperm can live in the body for 5 days but without an ovum to fertilize it dies off. And also there are several different other factors that determine when a woman ovulates since each one is different. Therefore, there is actually a possibility that she did not become pregnant at all.

http://www.americanpregnancy.org/get...ulationfaq.htm

As for the so called second fact you have saying she had an abortion; since you do not know my friend, I don't believe that would be considered a fact more like your own assumption or even an opinion. Since you have no proof of your statement and I highly doubt she would talk to you, you cannot have anything other than an assumption. So using the word "fact" next to a statement of someone you do not know is False.
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Default Re: Friendly reminder; Women, do not touch male genitals! - 02-18-2012, 12:25 AM

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So using the word "fact" next to a statement of someone you do not know is False.
So how about this imaginary "dressed modestly, got raped, went in to self defense seminar so she could touch male genitals there" friend of yours? Why should we believe that she even exist, or did not ask for it? I have never heard innocent woman get raped.
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