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Default Holy Blood, Holy Grail Blasphemy - 03-28-2011, 11:41 PM

Apparently a man wrote a book about how Jesus was married, had a wife, and survived the Crucifixion by using 'facts'. What are your thoughts on this blasphemy?


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Default Re: Holy Blood, Holy Grail Blasphemy - 03-29-2011, 12:13 AM

Sounds like flammable trash to me. It's important for Right-Believing True Christians to guard their senses against such satanic atheistic falsehood.
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Default Re: Holy Blood, Holy Grail Blasphemy - 03-29-2011, 12:09 PM

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Sounds like flammable trash to me. It's important for Right-Believing True Christians to guard their senses against such satanic atheistic falsehood.
Amen, Brother. The Bible teaches that Jesus died (temporarily) on the cross, then came back to life and went to Heaven. I don't care what any Dan Brown-wannabe writes. If it disagrees with the Bible, it is blasphemy.


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Default Re: Holy Blood, Holy Grail Blasphemy - 03-29-2011, 10:37 PM

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Apparently a man wrote a book about how Jesus was married, had a wife, and survived the Crucifixion by using 'facts'. What are your thoughts on this blasphemy?
This is just typical new-age gnostic nonsense. This kind of fraudulent research has no basis in scripture and thus has no place within the True Christian™ doctrine.
Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
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Default Re: Holy Blood, Holy Grail Blasphemy - 03-29-2011, 11:06 PM

It's been out some time, and I think we dealt with it. http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=19590





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Default Re: Holy Blood, Holy Grail Blasphemy - 03-29-2011, 11:11 PM

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Apparently a man wrote a book about how Jesus was married, had a wife, and survived the Crucifixion by using 'facts'.
Both of those are certainly terrifying fates, but I'd like to meet someone who was able to survive a marriage by using 'facts'!


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Default Re: Holy Blood, Holy Grail Blasphemy - 04-04-2011, 03:57 AM

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Apparently a man wrote a book about how Jesus was married, had a wife, and survived the Crucifixion by using 'facts'. What are your thoughts on this blasphemy?
How exactly does one survive being crucified by using 'facts'?

It didn't work for the tens of thousands of others crucified by the Romans. No reason to think it worked for Jesus, when His whole reason for coming to Earth was to temporarily sacrifice Himself to Himself, so He could wash away the sins for which He promised to eternally punish us.


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Default Re: Holy Blood, Holy Grail Blasphemy - 04-06-2011, 02:37 PM

Am I the only one now picturing Jesus making some sort of MacGuyver-esque escape from the cross?

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