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Ask a atheist teenager anything -
10-20-2010, 10:17 PM
I don't believe in god, I think that's a good starting point, I've been brought up that way, all though half my family are Christian. I attend a catholic school.
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Re: Ask a atheist teenager anything -
10-20-2010, 10:19 PM
Why do you hate Jesus and eat babies?
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Re: Ask a atheist teenager anything -
10-20-2010, 10:20 PM
Why would I want to ask a Atheist Teenager anything. The reply would just be a load of nonsense. I would get better answers from a brick wall.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: Ask a atheist teenager anything -
10-20-2010, 10:20 PM
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I don't believe in god, I think that's a good starting point
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Have fun in Hell.
I have one request though, once you arrive in Hell, can you please tell Michael Jackson he still owes me some money?
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Re: Ask a atheist teenager anything -
10-20-2010, 10:22 PM
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Why do you hate Jesus and eat babies?
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I don't hate Jesus, as I don't even believe that he exists, so how can I gate something that in my opinion does nit exist. I don't eat children, I am a healer at a disabled swimming class fir children so I don't eat children
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Re: Ask a atheist teenager anything -
10-20-2010, 10:28 PM
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Have fun in Hell.
I have one request though, once you arrive in Hell, can you please tell Michael Jackson he still owes me some money?
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Hell? I don't see how not believing in Jesus instantly makes me go to hell, besides where is hell?
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Re: Ask a atheist teenager anything -
10-20-2010, 10:32 PM
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Hell? I don't see how not believing in Jesus instantly makes me go to hell, besides where is hell?
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Why don't you just go back to your xbox or PS3 and stop pretending to know everything.
Try gaining some knowledge by reading the King James Bible. Sorry the Bible is not available for the xbox or PS3.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: Ask a atheist teenager anything -
10-20-2010, 10:35 PM
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Have fun in Hell.
I have one request though, once you arrive in Hell, can you please tell Michael Jackson he still owes me some money?
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Originally Posted by Lisa H
Why don't you just go back to your xbox or PS3 and stop pretending to know everything.
Try gaining some knowledge by reading the King James Bible. Sorry the Bible is not available for the xbox or PS3.
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I don't own a xbox or a playstation, and I know very well that I do not know everything.
I also came across the minecraft thread, which makes me ask why pick out a single game from the hordes of others doing similar things?
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Re: Ask a atheist teenager anything -
10-20-2010, 10:40 PM
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I don't own a xbox or a playstation, and I know very well that I do not know everything.
I also came across the minecraft thread, which makes me ask why pick out a single game from the hordes of others doing similar things?
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If you know you don't know everything, then why start a thread claiming you know answers to things. Seems you have a lot to learn.
Funny how you do not own a gaming console, all atheist teenagers own them.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: Ask a atheist teenager anything -
10-20-2010, 10:51 PM
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I don't believe in god, I think that's a good starting point, I've been brought up that way, all though half my family are Christian. I attend a catholic school.
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OK, here's a question:
Why do atheists have such horrible grammar?
"Ask a n atheist", not "Ask a atheist".
Did you go to a Catholic school for retarded children or something?
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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Re: Ask a atheist teenager anything -
10-21-2010, 12:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Lisa H
Why don't you just go back to your xbox or PS3 and stop pretending to know everything.
Try gaining some knowledge by reading the King James Bible. Sorry the Bible is not available for the xbox or PS3.
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there are downloadable bibles for your gaming console... just thought i'd let you know be for you make bigger fool of yourself.. as there are also king james bible available on ipones and ipads..
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Re: Ask a atheist teenager anything -
10-21-2010, 12:28 AM
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there are downloadable bibles for your gaming console... just thought i'd let you know be for you make bigger fool of yourself.. as there are also king james bible available on ipones and ipads..
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John,
If such Bibles are available for gaming consoles, then why are the teenagers not reading them?
Of course you can get recordings of the Kings James Bible. I have some copies myself, as do other True Christians here.
I would also like to remind you not to call me a fool, and respect your betters while you are here.
Lisa
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: Ask a atheist teenager anything -
10-21-2010, 12:34 AM
Ugh, ask a drooling idiot anything. No, that would not be a total waste of my time, not at all.
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Re: Ask a atheist teenager anything -
10-21-2010, 12:35 AM
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I don't believe in god, I think that's a good starting point, I've been brought up that way, all though half my family are Christian. I attend a catholic school.
Go go go
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Is this a riddle?
hummmm, I'll take a stab ...
Are you a mulatto?
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Re: Ask a atheist teenager anything -
10-21-2010, 04:07 AM
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I don't believe in god, I think that's a good starting point, I've been brought up that way, all though half my family are Christian. I attend a catholic school.
Go go go
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This is a Christian forum. You aren't welcome here.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Ask a atheist teenager anything -
10-21-2010, 04:31 AM
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Hell Hell Hell
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Re: Ask a atheist teenager anything -
10-21-2010, 08:50 AM
well thats coz they actually have microchips implanted in their brains, and school nowadays is just a usb cord to the back of the head that uploads all the details. but what they are not aware of is that they have full access to the bible.
but such blasphemus chatter is not permitted by us True Christians™, so they must be converted to the traditional ways. one way i have considered is tattooing important scriptures on their faces so that every morning they wake up to something beautiful.
but anyway apparently im not allowed to discuss anything.
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Re: Ask a atheist teenager anything -
10-21-2010, 09:33 AM
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well thats coz they actually have microchips implanted in their brains, and school nowadays is just a usb cord to the back of the head that uploads all the details. but what they are not aware of is that they have full access to the bible.
but such blasphemus chatter is not permitted by us True Christians™, so they must be converted to the traditional ways. one way i have considered is tattooing important scriptures on their faces so that every morning they wake up to something beautiful.
but anyway apparently im not allowed to discuss anything.
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I find this extremely funny and ignorant.
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Re: Ask a atheist teenager anything -
10-21-2010, 01:29 PM
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If you know you don't know everything, then why start a thread claiming you know answers to things. Seems you have a lot to learn.
Funny how you do not own a gaming console, all atheist teenagers own them.
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Funny how he's disappeared, too
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Re: Ask a atheist teenager anything -
10-21-2010, 01:34 PM
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Funny how he's disappeared, too
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He must have had to goto school to learn something
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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