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06-25-2012, 02:43 AM
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I am trying to remember the last time I got so offended with a forum I went out of my way to register an account there and scold them for going about their daily business.
Does this make you feel intelligent?
I am sympathetic to the fact that Catholicism has given you a nasty taste of Christianity. The Catholic church, with all its absurdities and corruption, would ruin anyone's opinion of Christianity. But we are True Christians, and we follow the Bible precisely and consistently. Everything we believe is backed up by Holy Scripture.
The purpose of this forum is to spread the Good News and Glorify GOD. We are not here to appease you unless you are interested in getting saved.
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Your views are obviously no better. I greatly prefer Catholics over your slime.
Come on, now. Treating women like they have no free will and can't think for themselves? Calling women stupid because of the reproductive system that they were born with? Don't you know that all embryos start out as genderless? We all come from the same biological template but with slight differences.
While men and women think slightly differently, there has been no proven IQ gap between the two. Just because the bible doesn't take biology or have any studies about IQ's doesn't make these obvious facts invalid. They're laying out in front of you, before your eyes. And you choose to ignore them.
Instead, you live a life of hatred and cruelty.
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06-25-2012, 02:46 AM
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I was baptized as Catholic and most of my family is Christian...
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When did they stop being Catholic?
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... I've read bits and pieces, but I've never been compelled to believe any of it...
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You really should read the whole thing, because then you'd know what it says, instead of trying to argue from a position of prejudice and ignorance (please check the definitions of those words before you think I'm insulting you).
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... And this is why. You seem to think it's okay to hit and control the life of another human being? That's not okay in the slightest. I don't care if you have a dick and I have a cooter. I'm human just like you and I have the same capacity for feeling, emotion, decision, and intellect...
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Did you read what I wrote above? I AM ATHEIST. THIS IS NOT MY OPINION. IT'S WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS, AND THAT (what the Bible says) IS WHAT THIS ENTIRE FORUM IS ABOUT. Sheesh.
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...Who cares if the bible "supports" the beating of women?...
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You should (because other people's beliefs affect your life even if you disagree with them).
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...The bible is a 2,000 year old relic from a time when people didn't even take regular baths. None of it's way of life has any value in this age. None...
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Where's the expiry date in the Bible? Not there, is it?
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...I'm aware that this is a Bapist forum. I joined it because I wanted to share how much I think your "views" are retarded and have no basis in reality.
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That's nice. Now run along and go tell someone who cares what you think.
Wait, do you actually think you have freedom of speech here?
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06-25-2012, 02:48 AM
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My boyfriend would never lay a finger on me even if I greatly wanted him to. That's what I love about him. He respects me as a person and I respect him back. And also, can you please stop making assumptions about my sex life? I prefer to keep my private life private. And it's rather distasteful and disgusting for you to even bring it up out of no where. You guys are no more "saved" than I am. The way you people use such grimy language is sickening.
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You mentioned earlier that you live with him. You are living together outside of marriage and therefore fornicators.
Don't try to play innocent with me, harlot. The only reason men and women live together is for sinful purposes.
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06-25-2012, 02:51 AM
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When did they stop being Catholic?
You really should read the whole thing, because then you'd know what it says, instead of trying to argue from a position of prejudice and ignorance (please check the definitions of those words before you think I'm insulting you).
Did you read what I wrote above? I AM ATHEIST. THIS IS NOT MY OPINION. IT'S WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS, AND THAT (what the Bible says) IS WHAT THIS ENTIRE FORUM IS ABOUT. Sheesh.
You should (because other people's beliefs affect your life even if you disagree with them).
Where's the expiry date in the Bible? Not there, is it?
That's nice. Now run along and go tell someone who cares what you think.
Wait, do you actually think you have freedom of speech here?
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I know enough about your bible just from reading this forum that your views are backwards and terrible.
If you were Atheist, it would not matter what a bible tells you. You are obviously a believer of this religion, don't be stupid.
Since when did you need to care about my opinions for me to post here? You obviously can't defend your views. Your views are all "The bible SAYS SO!" You guys can't even think for yourselves.
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06-25-2012, 02:52 AM
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Your views are obviously no better. I greatly prefer Catholics over your slime.
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Why is it that the Catholics don't allow women to preach in churches?
Could it be because they actually follow the Bible in that regard?
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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06-25-2012, 02:54 AM
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Why is it that the Catholics don't allow women to preach in churches?
Could it be because they actually follow the Bible in that regard?
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Brother, I think it might be because having a woman in the sacristy would put a buzzkill on the priests fiddling the altar boys back there. Best to keep women far away from them.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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06-25-2012, 02:56 AM
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You guys can't even think for yourselves.
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Thinking for yourself only causes sorrow and grief. Let God do your thinking for you!
Ecclesiastes 1:17-18 And I gave my heart to know wisdom, and to know madness and folly: I perceived that this also is vexation of spirit.
For in much wisdom is much grief: and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
06-25-2012, 02:56 AM
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Your views are obviously no better. I greatly prefer Catholics over your slime.
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You are sympathetic to child molesters. Thank you for sharing.
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Come on, now. Treating women like they have no free will and can't think for themselves? Calling women stupid because of the reproductive system that they were born with?
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I only follow what the Bible teaches:
But forasmuch as he had not to pay, his lord commanded him to be sold, and his wife , and children, and all that he had , and payment to be made. - Matthew 18:25 (Women are property which can be sold.)
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's. - Exodus 20:17 (Again, this verse lists women as property, like a house or an animal or a slave.)
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God. - 1 Corinthians 11:3 (Women are to be subordinate to men.)
Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man. - 1 Corinthians 11:9
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Don't you know that all embryos start out as genderless? We all come from the same biological template but with slight differences.
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Where did you come up with that nonsense?
Try science instead:
Before I formed thee in the belly I knew thee; and before thou camest forth out of the womb I sanctified thee, and I ordained thee a prophet unto the nations. - Jeremiah 1:5 (GOD custom-designs each one of us like a luxury car.)
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While men and women think slightly differently, there has been no proven IQ gap between the two.
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Actually, men have higher IQs than women. Even the liberal press agrees.
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Just because the bible doesn't take biology or have any studies about IQ's doesn't make these obvious facts invalid. They're laying out in front of you, before your eyes. And you choose to ignore them.
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No, it is you who is blind.
But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned. - 1 Corinthians 2:14
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
06-25-2012, 03:04 AM
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You mentioned earlier that you live with him. You are living together outside of marriage and therefore fornicators.
Don't try to play innocent with me, harlot. The only reason men and women live together is for sinful purposes.
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When did I ever say that we lived together? Because we don't. Even if did you know that fornication means sexual intercourse, right? You know nothing about me personally and even less about what I do with my sexual desires. It's also completely unrelated to the argument.
Please defend your point to me directly or your argument is invalid.
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06-25-2012, 03:14 AM
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When did I ever say that we lived together?
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Right about here or did you forget that part?
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I have a boyfriend and I love him dearly. However, if he decided to become a violent drunken loser then I would leave him promptly. I'm a human being with as much rights as you and I feel no reason to "serve" anyone but myself. I'd let him screw up his own life but I won't let him screw up mine. I won't be waiting for him to come home with a big juicy steak. Instead he'd come home to a locked door and some luggage.
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Even if did you know that fornication means sexual intercourse, right? You know nothing about me personally and even less about what I do with my sexual desires. It's also completely unrelated to the argument.
Please defend your point to me directly or your argument is invalid.
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I was aware that fornication means sexual intercourse. Again, don't play coy with me. You went out of your way to make it sound like you two are playing house together.
And don't get all offended about talk about sex. The bible mentions it many times. We have heard about all manner of depravities. There's nothing going to shock us here. We're all adults. Sex is part of a normal sinful life.
Now, are you ready to get saved? Will you walk away from your sinful lifestyle and submit to your new husband?
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
06-25-2012, 03:15 AM
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You are sympathetic to child molesters. Thank you for sharing.
I only follow what the Bible teaches:
But forasmuch as he had not to pay, his lord commanded him to be sold, and his wife , and children, and all that he had , and payment to be made. - Matthew 18:25 (Women are property which can be sold.)
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's. - Exodus 20:17 (Again, this verse lists women as property, like a house or an animal or a slave.)
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God. - 1 Corinthians 11:3 (Women are to be subordinate to men.)
Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man. - 1 Corinthians 11:9
Where did you come up with that nonsense?
Try science instead:
Before I formed thee in the belly I knew thee; and before thou camest forth out of the womb I sanctified thee, and I ordained thee a prophet unto the nations. - Jeremiah 1:5 (GOD custom-designs each one of us like a luxury car.)
Actually, men have higher IQs than women. Even the liberal press agrees.
No, it is you who is blind.
But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned. - 1 Corinthians 2:14
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Do you think I CARE what the bible says? I care about what reality tells me. I see women every day living on their own two feet as doctors, lawyers, business owners, police men, ect. I see them outdoing men in sports AND academia. You think I'm supposed to just completely BLIND myself to all of that just because a BOOK told me to do so?
YOU are the one who's blind. Not me.
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
06-25-2012, 03:19 AM
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Do you think I CARE what the bible says? I care about what reality tells me. I see women every day living on their own two feet as doctors, lawyers, business owners, police men, ect. I see them outdoing men in sports AND academia. You think I'm supposed to just completely BLIND myself to all of that just because a BOOK told me to do so?
YOU are the one who's blind. Not me.
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Why are you here? This is a Christian forum. Go spew your filth somewhere else.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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06-25-2012, 03:23 AM
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Do you think I CARE what the bible says?
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Considering that this is a True Christian forum for discussion of GOD and the Bible, yes, I think you must care since you registered here. Even our resident atheist nitwit tried to explain to you that all we care about here is Holy Scripture. You, being a woman, are too dense to understand what is spelled out before your very eyes.
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I see them outdoing men in sports AND academia.
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Supposing this is true, why should I care? Sports and academia won't get anyone to Heaven.
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
06-25-2012, 03:27 AM
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Right about here or did you forget that part?
I was aware that fornication means sexual intercourse. Again, don't play coy with me. You went out of your way to make it sound like you two are playing house together.
And don't get all offended about talk about sex. The bible mentions it many times. We have heard about all manner of depravities. There's nothing going to shock us here. We're all adults. Sex is part of a normal sinful life.
Now, are you ready to get saved? Will you walk away from your sinful lifestyle and submit to your new husband?
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I never said that we lived together, I said that I would never let him in my house again.
And again, my sexuality was never a topic in this discussion. I don't like talking about that with strangers and you shouldn't even have that on your mind about me, disgusting pervert. Now drop it right now.
I'm not submitting to anyone. I'm 17, far too young to get married. And when(and if) I decide to get married, I'm still submitting to no one. And if they try to make me(and I will choose someone that won't so it's unlikely), I will leave them. I won't speak to them ever again. No one owns me except for me. I won't allow anyone to try and stunt my success.
Funny how your mods can't even calmly mark me an infraction without using disgusting language. Why don't you do something else other than call people names? You are the most immature and disgusting "authorities" I've ever met. Why don't you use language that makes you sound respectable?
Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.
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06-25-2012, 03:34 AM
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... You are obviously a believer of this religion, don't be stupid...
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Just because someone doesn't deny the words that are printed in black and white in the King James Bible, they agree with it?
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...Since when did you need to care about my opinions for me to post here?...
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You didn't read the information for new posters (or the FAQ, or the Terms of Service), did you?
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06-25-2012, 03:38 AM
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I never said that we lived together, I said that I would never let him in my house again.
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So why did you say:
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he'd come home to a locked door and some luggage.
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Saying that he would come home (that is, to his place of dwelling) to a locked door, and then saying you intended to say you would never let him into your house again implies that his home is your house.
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06-25-2012, 03:40 AM
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Considering that this is a True Christian forum for discussion of GOD and the Bible, yes, I think you must care since you registered here. Even our resident atheist nitwit tried to explain to you that all we care about here is Holy Scripture. You, being a woman, are too dense to understand what is spelled out before your very eyes.
Supposing this is true, why should I care? Sports and academia won't get anyone to Heaven.
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And ignoring what's right in front of you does get you into heaven, I suppose?
Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.
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06-25-2012, 03:40 AM
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I never said that we lived together, I said that I would never let him in my house again.
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A "locked door and suitcases" sounds like living together to me. Perhaps you shouldn't represent yourself as such a trollop or people wouldn't get the wrong ideas about you.
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And again, my sexuality was never a topic in this discussion. I don't like talking about that with strangers and you shouldn't even have that on your mind about me, disgusting pervert. Now drop it right now.
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There's a huge difference in between asking about your spiritual welfare and asking what is your favorite position. Quit trying to make me out to be the pervert.
I'm not the one throwing a tantrum over a man's duty to his wife on a privately owned forum for men only.
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I won't allow anyone to try and stunt my success.
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Yes, yes. I'm sure your dream of picking up ones off the stage will come to its fruition if you can avoid getting fat.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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06-25-2012, 03:45 AM
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And ignoring what's right in front of you does get you into heaven, I suppose?
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JESUS is the only way to get to Heaven, and you know that good and well.
Unless you are prepared to explain how whatever is "right in front of me" that I am ignoring is going to get me into Heaven, you can just quit being an argumentative twat right now.
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06-26-2012, 01:53 PM
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You realize women can comprehend just as much as men, correct?
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I know two things you probably won't comprehend:
"Keep quiet woman" and "get me a beer"
II Kings 2:23-24: 23And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. 24And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.
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