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Default Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt? - 07-30-2012, 12:02 AM

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This would be an example of something I find extremely offensive on this website. It's no better than Kurt Cobain's lyrics are.

Everyone has a chance to turn around and become a True Christian. All sins are equal. So it doesn't matter what you've done if you are truly born again. And it doesn't mean obeying every single commandment, which only Jesus could do. It means trying your hardest for God. And God knows how hard it is.
If you can't support what you are saying about God and His will using KJV scripture, then you are just being a false prophet.

When you claim to know God's will, a citation is needed. Or do people revere you as a prophet where you are from?


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Default Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt? - 07-30-2012, 12:03 AM

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We rejoice in the Lord's will. If He wants to send sinners to Hell, that is His prerogative. He is God.

Why would you mourn the Lord's will, when Philippians 4:4 commands us to rejoice?
I don't think it's God's will for us to be cruel about it though. I think some people on here are pretty cruel toward others. It makes me uncomfortable. To say that someone is damned to hell is trying to tell the future, things only God knows. We don't know if they'll be saved, we don't know all the fruits of their labor, only God knows all of that. I know righteous judgment is allowed, but it's just cruel to laugh and rejoice about people going to hell. I think we're supposed to try to save them rather than just telling them they're going to hell and joking about horrible nasty things happening to them in hell.
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Default Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt? - 07-30-2012, 12:08 AM

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I don't think it's God's will for us to be cruel about it though. I think some people on here are pretty cruel toward others. It makes me uncomfortable. To say that someone is damned to hell is trying to tell the future, things only God knows. We don't know if they'll be saved, we don't know all the fruits of their labor, only God knows all of that. I know righteous judgment is allowed, but it's just cruel to laugh and rejoice about people going to hell. I think we're supposed to try to save them rather than just telling them they're going to hell and joking about horrible nasty things happening to them in hell.
This is just ridiculous. The Bible is a guide to aid those who wish to go to Heaven and avoid Hell. If they follow it, salvation is theirs; if not, damnation is theirs. Of course we can tell if someone is going to Heaven or Hell, based on whether they follow the whole Bible or not.

Don't you believe that? Or have you rejected God's word in favor of sodomy and black magic?

And how is cruel to warn people about the very real perils of disobeying God's word?


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Default Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt? - 07-30-2012, 12:08 AM

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If you can't support what you are saying about God and His will using KJV scripture, then you are just being a false prophet.

When you claim to know God's will, a citation is needed. Or do people revere you as a prophet where you are from?
"There is not a just man upon earth, that doeth good and sinneth not." Ecclesiastes 7:20

"For all have sinned, and all come short of the glory of God." Romans 3:23

"Paul said, "There is none that doeth good." In case anyone might say, "I'm an exception," Paul ended that statement with these words: "No, not one." Romans 3:12

"There is no man who sinneth not." 2 Chronicles 6:36

I never claimed to be a prophet. But thanks for your kindness toward your sister in Christ.

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Default Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt? - 07-30-2012, 12:09 AM

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I don't think it's God's will for us to be cruel about it though. I think some people on here are pretty cruel toward others. It makes me uncomfortable. To say that someone is damned to hell is trying to tell the future, things only God knows. We don't know if they'll be saved, we don't know all the fruits of their labor, only God knows all of that. I know righteous judgment is allowed, but it's just cruel to laugh and rejoice about people going to hell. I think we're supposed to try to save them rather than just telling them they're going to hell and joking about horrible nasty things happening to them in hell.
You sound like one of those limp-wristed salad-bar Christians. Folks who pick and choose which parts of the Holy Bible they want to follow. Hell awaits you if you are, little miss. As you say, all sins are equal. That would include ignoring any part of God's Word.

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He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad.

Revelation 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

Matthew 6:24 No man can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon.


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Default Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt? - 07-30-2012, 12:13 AM

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You sound like one of those limp-wristed salad-bar Christians. Folks who pick and choose which parts of the Holy Bible they want to follow. Hell awaits you if you are, little miss. As you say, all sins are equal. That would include ignoring any part of God's Word.

I'm not a salad bar Christian, but thank you. I'm not here to attack anyone; I'm the one being attacked. And I don't pick and choose from the Bible.
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"There is not a just man upon earth, that doeth good and sinneth not." Ecclesiastes 7:20

"For all have sinned, and all come short of the glory of God." Romans 3:23

"Paul said, "There is none that doeth good." In case anyone might say, "I'm an exception," Paul ended that statement with these words: "No, not one." Romans 3:12

"There is no man who sinneth not." 2 Chronicles 6:36

I never claimed to be a prophet. But thanks for your kindness toward your sister in Christ.

I feel like people are attacking me on this page. That's not very kind.
That's all in the present tense, and in no way relevant to Landover, which was founded in 1620. God would not invent commandments that could not be followed. That would be unjust. Matthew 5:48 commands us to be perfect. Therefore we are capable of perfection.

Of course no one followed God's word back then. The KJV Bible hadn't even been published. But God isn't going to send EVERYONE to Hell. Just MOST everyone.


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Default Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt? - 07-30-2012, 12:15 AM

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I'm not a salad bar Christian, but thank you. I'm not here to attack anyone; I'm the one being attacked. And I don't pick and choose from the Bible.
Maybe that's because you have been so rude. You waltz in here claiming to be a Christian, but all you've done is judge us and throw tantrums. Does your husband know you're posting here? Do you have his permission, as the Bible commands?

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.


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Default Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt? - 07-30-2012, 12:18 AM

False Christian lesbo? Because I turned around and was born again? I'm so offended by this site it's not even funny. I can't believe this. I am NOT a false Christian...and Jesus knows. So you'll see me in Heaven one day and I"ll laugh then. I'll be the one laughing then.
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False Christian lesbo? Because I turned around and was born again? I'm so offended by this site it's not even funny. I can't believe this. I am NOT a false Christian...and Jesus knows. So you'll see me in Heaven one day and I"ll laugh then. I'll be the one laughing then.
All you've done so far is get your panties in a wad because someone said something rude about Kurt Colbain. If you're a Christian, you have a funny way of showing it.

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Default Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt? - 07-30-2012, 12:27 AM

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...I'm so offended by this site...
Ok, so you're a false christian ex-lesbo. Still not going to Heaven.

Psalm 119:165 "Great peace have they which love thy law: and nothing shall offend them."


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Default Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt? - 07-30-2012, 12:28 AM

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All you've done so far is get your panties in a wad because someone said something rude about Kurt Colbain. If you're a Christian, you have a funny way of showing it.
I didn't mean to "waltz in here" and argue. I didn't know my posts would get attacked as soon as I posted them and I would have to defend myself. Also, I don't have a husband. I'm 21 years old. I wish I did but I don't. I'm sorry, I'm new to all of this, I didn't mean to be rude. I'm crying now because I'm feeling so attacked, and being told that I'm a "false Christian lezbo"...it really hurts coming from some other child of God... it hurts really bad... I don't know how to deal with this right now.
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Default Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt? - 07-30-2012, 12:50 AM

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I think it's impossible to obey every command of God, unless you're Jesus...I think that's kind of the point. We're all sinners to one extent or another. We can get better and better, but we will never be completely free of sin.
Really?
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6 Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.
7 Little children, let no man deceive you: he that doeth righteousness is righteous, even as he is righteous.
8 He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil.
9 Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.
The Bible seems to say different, Jessica.

Or do you think you know better than God?

We all had sin at one point. But repentance means not sinning anymore. Every sin after you truly understand that Jesus temporarily died in horrible agony so He could forgive you for all the sins (that is, disobedience to Him) you hadn't yet committed is a spit in His face.

It is a rejection of Salvation. So, I hope you were not Saved at the age of 7, before you embarked on your lesbian explorations and sinful homosexual deathstyle; if so, there may be no hope for you.
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I didn't mean to "waltz in here" and argue. I didn't know my posts would get attacked as soon as I posted them and I would have to defend myself.
Then perhaps you should have lurked a bit before leaping into a years-old thread and jabbering away without a thought. And perhaps you should have given consideration to your words before posting them, so you could be sure you could back up your false-christian blather with Scripture.


Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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