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Staying in shape -
01-24-2007, 01:09 AM
I noticed this "being a fatty is a sin" thread and thought I would ask how you guys avoid sinning.
Anyways, what do you guys do every week to avoid being damned?
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01-24-2007, 01:10 AM
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I noticed this "being a fatty is a sin" thread and thought I would ask how you guys avoid sinning.
Anyways, what do you guys do every week to avoid being damned?
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Go to Church.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: Staying in shape -
01-24-2007, 01:12 AM
You know what I mean, how do you stay in shape?
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01-24-2007, 01:24 AM
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You know what I mean, how do you stay in shape?
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He just said how: "GO to Church".
The clue how is in there for you, and there's only three words in total.
Think HARD, maybe you'll find it and prove you aren't totally retarded.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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01-24-2007, 02:19 AM
I know you realize I am talking about physical shape. Anyways, I usually do this:
Monday-Wednesday-Friday
Weight Lifting
Tuesday-Thursday
Run two miles
Agility work
It's working pretty well. I used to be about 215 pounds and now I am down to 193. I have never been fat, as I am 6'3, just never "toned."
Ezekiel, you said you swim 5 miles a day, right?
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01-24-2007, 02:44 AM
I use my mind to work out, other than going to church. I've gained exactly 15 pounds since I was in junior high. My chloresterol was 232 a few years back, but I have less than 8% bodyfat.
"If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
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01-24-2007, 02:46 AM
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I use my mind to work out, other than going to church. I've gained exactly 15 pounds since I was in junior high. My chloresterol was 232 a few years back, but I have less than 8% bodyfat.
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I used to have high cholesterol too, but both my grandparents and parents have high cholestrol too. I think I'm down to a normal level now, so that's a good thing.
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01-24-2007, 02:57 AM
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I used to have high cholesterol too, but both my grandparents and parents have high cholestrol too. I think I'm down to a normal level now, so that's a good thing.
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So what? My blood pressure 240 over 160. My silly raghead doctor Sing says I should be dead. He goes pale with his brown skin every time he takes my blood pressure. He says my head should explode from it. You understand that friend, but your silly Darwinist logic I should be dead, yet here I am. Why friend? Christ is why friend?
With Christ you can eat all the steak and eggs you want and your arteries will never clog. You can drink bacon grease by the glass and slather large right on to your burgers and no problem. Why Pastor Zeke consumes a 24lbs of poter house steak every night and just look at his picture in his avatar. Nice and skinny.
Yes friend, Bad health is caused by sin, pure and simple.
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Re: Staying in shape -
01-24-2007, 01:58 PM
I never give a care for my health. Thats because JESUS takes care of me. I swim, I hunt, I travel all over the world spreading the Good News about Jesus Christ, but I never worry about the things that God takes care of. I eat porterhouse steaks and roast suckling piglets and biscuits and gravy and Sister Thumper's delicious rabbit casserole without a care in the world.
My life is in the loving hands of Jesus. Is yours?
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01-24-2007, 08:32 PM
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Re: Staying in shape -
01-24-2007, 08:36 PM
I play soccer.
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01-24-2007, 08:38 PM
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playing softball keeps me in my nice shape.
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01-24-2007, 08:38 PM
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I play soccer.
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Oh. So you are gay then?
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01-24-2007, 08:39 PM
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Oh. So you are gay then?
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Yeah, if you said that to a professional soccer player they would undoubtedly beat the crap out of you.
And Pastor Ezekiel, you should probably stop eating all of that greasy food, it's not good for you. You too Bobby Joe, you will probably have a heart attack soon.
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01-24-2007, 08:42 PM
Are you saying Jesus will be calling them home soon? Praise the Lord! The sooner He calls us away from the unSaved trash, the happier we'll all be! Well, except for the unSaved trash when they find out how horribly wrong they've been.
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01-24-2007, 08:49 PM
I won't be wrong. There is no heaven nor hell. You die, and your brain stops functioning. No more thought after that. Just nothing.
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01-24-2007, 09:11 PM
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I won't be wrong. There is no heaven nor hell. You die, and your brain stops functioning. No more thought after that. Just nothing.
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You were wrong about Galileo. Think about it.
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01-24-2007, 09:43 PM
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I won't be wrong. There is no heaven nor hell. You die, and your brain stops functioning. No more thought after that. Just nothing.
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That's fascinating. Please explain how you know.
Anyway, regarding exercise, the Bible says the following:
1 Timothy 4:8: For bodily exercise profiteth little: but godliness is profitable unto all things, having promise of the life that now is, and of that which is to come.
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Re: Staying in shape -
01-24-2007, 09:55 PM
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Yeah, if you said that to a professional soccer player they would undoubtedly beat the crap out of you.
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And what makes you think a bunch of God hatting homers like that are ever going to get near a man of God like Pastor Al. Unsaved unwelcome at Landover, remember?
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And Pastor Ezekiel, you should probably stop eating all of that greasy food, it's not good for you. You too Bobby Joe, you will probably have a heart attack soon.
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Thank you for wishing me ill sinner.
No friend, you miss the point; I should have died years ago from a stroke. So much for your science! PRAISE JESUS!
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Re: Staying in shape -
01-24-2007, 10:29 PM
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Yeah, if you said that to a professional soccer player they would undoubtedly beat the crap out of you.
Soccer is a well-known homer sport. The proof is HERE.
And Pastor Ezekiel, you should probably stop eating all of that greasy food, it's not good for you. You too Bobby Joe, you will probably have a heart attack soon.
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The day I take the advice of an unsaved heathen like you over the guidance of Jesus will be a cold day in hell. Be sure and let me know the temperature once you get there.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to eat my breakfast: bacon-wrapped pork loaf, deep-fried of course.
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