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10-08-2010, 05:20 PM
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Alright, so it seems you guys really do believe its a choice rather than it being genetic. So let me ask you this. So you guys believe that being gay is a choice hence making being straight a choice right?
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Wrong. For example, I am white. I can make a choice to be brown by exposing myself too long to the sun or sleeping in tanning booths. It's not a choice I would make, but I could if I choose. But no matter how brown I bake my skin, I would still have been born white and the brown would always be a choice I made that I could turn back from by staying out of the sun and away from tanning booths.
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10-08-2010, 05:32 PM
Alright but I don't see how that relates with gay being a choice.
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10-08-2010, 05:33 PM
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I am just glad that the Hudson where it passes under the GWB is stout enough to deal with a bobbing homer.
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Wait, this man jumped off George W. Bush to kill himself? What?
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Re: Gay man makes positive choice: kills self -
10-08-2010, 05:37 PM
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Alright but I don't see how that relates with gay being a choice.
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How can you even believe being gay is not a choice?
Nobody is forcing these people to have homer sex. They make the choice to have gay sex, just as I've made the choice to avoid any sex until I find a True Christian™ husband.
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Re: Gay man makes positive choice: kills self -
10-08-2010, 05:43 PM
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Alright but I don't see how that relates with gay being a choice.
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You're a little retarded, aren't you?
Just as I was born white, everyone is born with the proper attraction to the opposite s*x. Most people embrace that (too many a little too hard, thanks to the epidemic of fornication out there), but some people hate God so much they choose to embrace sodomy instead.
How don't see how this is so difficult to understand...
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Re: Gay man makes positive choice: kills self -
10-08-2010, 05:43 PM
Alright, but by making gay a choice you're also making being straight a choice. It goes both ways
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10-08-2010, 05:43 PM
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Wrong. For example, I am white. I can make a choice to be brown by exposing myself too long to the sun or sleeping in tanning booths. It's not a choice I would make, but I could if I choose. But no matter how brown I bake my skin, I would still have been born white and the brown would always be a choice I made that I could turn back from by staying out of the sun and away from tanning booths.
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You had a choice Sister to be brown. That was until NObama imposed his racist tanning both tax on us. It's going the same way with heterosexuality, soon there will be a cooter tax so the Nanny State can force us all to be gay even with our own wives!
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Re: Gay man makes positive choice: kills self -
10-08-2010, 05:45 PM
No one needs to choose to be straight, since heterosexuality is the default state. By contrast, people choose to commit the idolatry that provokes God to make them queer:
Romans 1:24-27: Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves: Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen. For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
Oh, but don't tell me; let me guess: Idolatry is genetic too, isn't it?
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Re: Gay man makes positive choice: kills self -
10-08-2010, 05:48 PM
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Alright, but by making gay a choice you're also making being straight a choice. It goes both ways
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Again you seem to be missing the point. Let's try another example...
I don't know how tall you are, but let's say it's 5'6". That's the height God created you to be. Now you can live with that height, or you can choose to spit in God's face by wearing platform shoes to be taller or cutting your legs off at the knees to be shorter. You don't choose to be 5'6", that's just what you are. You do, however make the choice to wear platform shoes or cut your legs off at the knees.
It's like that with s*xuality. You are heteros*xual. You can choose to engage in a sodomite lifestyle, but that doesn't change how God created you.
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Re: Gay man makes positive choice: kills self -
10-08-2010, 05:58 PM
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Alright, but by making gay a choice you're also making being straight a choice. It goes both ways
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You can not make a choice to be born a man or a woman, God does that. Every one is born a hetrosexural, God makes that decision. You can go to Sweeden and have a sex change operation from a man to a woman, but you are still a man. You can decide to be a Homer, but down deep you are still a normal person, you just want to be a homer to upset God and your parents. Why do you want to make God mad?
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Re: Gay man makes positive choice: kills self -
10-08-2010, 06:24 PM
To reiterate what others have said.
God created us. He molded Adam from clay with His own two hands, then fashioned Eve out of Adam.
He gave Adam a phallus and Eve a vagina. The two parts fit together, but not outside of marriage and only in the dark. The purpose of putting tab A into slot B is to deliver particles C to create another person, D, to serve God. That's how it works!
The tab A was never meant to fit into slot E, which isn't really a slot at all. It's an exit-only orifice! Nothing was ever meant to be fitted INTO it, certainly not a God-created tab A. Tab A is only ever intended for slot B, and as for slot, F, it is for putting food into digestive system, G, and speaking the word of God so others can avoid slot, H, which stands for Hell.
God made us a certain way for certain anatomical purposes. Purposes that He intended. We do not need to "choose" heterosexuality anymore than we need to "choose" to breathe with our noses or hear with our ears.
Some do choose to use their various tabs and slots in ways other than God intended when He made those parts. That is sin in His eyes. Can you understand this now? I did use one two-syllable word in one of those sentences, but I hope that I have not confused you too much.
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Re: Gay man makes positive choice: kills self -
10-08-2010, 06:33 PM
Sister, though I agree with what you say, do you think it would have been possible to write it without exciting the prurient interest?
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Re: Gay man makes positive choice: kills self -
10-08-2010, 07:17 PM
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Alright, but by making gay a choice you're also making being straight a choice. It goes both ways
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Are you trying to tell us that you want to repent of the bad choice you've made and make the right choice by getting straight for Jesus? Praise! It is never too late to make the right decision. Well, unless you're in Hell, then it is.
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Re: Gay man makes positive choice: kills self -
10-08-2010, 07:52 PM
Apparently, this homersexural could not wait to get started with his eternity being anally raped by Satan.
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Re: Gay man makes positive choice: kills self -
10-26-2010, 12:37 AM
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In what is being called by many Christians around America as the first example of a homosexual making a good decision, a young man from New Jersey jumped off a bridge to his death last week after video of him being gay was released on the internet.
I think it goes without saying that it is news like this that every True Christian™ around America wants to wake up and read every day. As we learn in Leviticus 20:13: If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. What does this young man's suicide mean? It means that at least some homosexuals are finally taking responsibility for their actions and punishing themselves in a manner that is fitting to God.
Although in his short-sightedness the young man decided to take his own life, a horrific sin almost as bad as homosexuality, rather than choosing the more positive route of letting his school friends stone him to death, but given the circumstances I think we (all Christians around the world) can agree this young man made the right choice.
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And you claim the Jehovah of the Bible as your God? Doesn't the Bible say that ALL have sinned and come short of the glory of God? ALL INCLUDES YOU. If you feel it's so wrong shouldn't you try to help the homosexuals and get them "saved"? Aren't they a soul to? Didn't your Lord command you to go and spread the word to ALL people? Pretty sure encouraging suicide, harassment, and dehumanization of other PEOPLE is NOT the Christian way. And if it is...well I think there's hypocrisy in my church but this...this is on the verge of a crime.
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10-26-2010, 12:51 AM
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sure encouraging suicide, harassment, and dehumanization of other PEOPLE is NOT the Christian way. And if it is...well I think there's hypocrisy in my church but this...this is on the verge of a crime.
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We were not encouraging suicide; we were applauding it.
And if you take your pink little bunny nose and sniff around our site, you will learn that we take God and His commandments to share His Word very seriously.
If you take your little bunny nose further into the Bible, you will learn God's clear and uncompromising position on homesexuality and homosexuals.
Another hop to the other threads on our forum will show that we barbecue bunnies for breakfast.
(Not really. Rabbits are unclean as per Leviticus. And barbecue for breakfast is trying too hard to be a Real American. God sees through that.)
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10-26-2010, 01:43 AM
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Doesn't the Bible say that ALL have sinned and come short of the glory of God?
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It also says the following:
1 John 3:6: Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.
1 John 5:18: We know that whosoever is born of God sinneth not; but he that is begotten of God keepeth himself, and that wicked one toucheth him not.
That is, we all have sinned, but once we are saved, we sin no more.
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If you feel it's so wrong shouldn't you try to help the homosexuals and get them "saved"? Aren't they a soul to? Didn't your Lord command you to go and spread the word to ALL people?
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He didn't tell us to beat a dead horse:
Luke 9:5: And whosoever will not receive you, when ye go out of that city, shake off the very dust from your feet for a testimony against them.
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Pretty sure encouraging suicide, harassment, and dehumanization of other PEOPLE is NOT the Christian way. And if it is...well I think there's hypocrisy in my church but this...this is on the verge of a crime.
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Dear friend, please tell us what you consider to be the Christian way. Back it up with Scripture.
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Re: Gay man makes positive choice: kills self -
10-27-2010, 12:12 AM
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We were not encouraging suicide; we were applauding it.
And if you take your pink little bunny nose and sniff around our site, you will learn that we take God and His commandments to share His Word very seriously.
If you take your little bunny nose further into the Bible, you will learn God's clear and uncompromising position on homesexuality and homosexuals.
Another hop to the other threads on our forum will show that we barbecue bunnies for breakfast.
(Not really. Rabbits are unclean as per Leviticus. And barbecue for breakfast is trying too hard to be a Real American. God sees through that.)
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As per my understanding God loves everyone. Even sinners. (although I don't believe it's a sin seeing as I don't believe the Bible) Also for some reason I seem to recall God telling Paul in a vision that all animals were considered clean. I believe it's in Romans?? Anyway Im just expressing my views.
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10-27-2010, 12:29 AM
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As per my understanding God loves everyone. Even sinners. (although I don't believe it's a sin seeing as I don't believe the Bible) Also for some reason I seem to recall God telling Paul in a vision that all animals were considered clean. I believe it's in Romans?? Anyway Im just expressing my views.
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It was Peter. Anyway, you're just expressing your ignorance.
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10-27-2010, 12:50 AM
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As per my understanding God loves everyone. Even sinners. (although I don't believe it's a sin seeing as I don't believe the Bible) Also for some reason I seem to recall God telling Paul in a vision that all animals were considered clean. I believe it's in Romans?? Anyway Im just expressing my views.
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If you don't believe in the Bible, where do you get your ideas about God? Do you just make them up as you go along?
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