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Re: PROOF! Vegetables cause people to be GAY -
08-10-2010, 04:00 AM
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Uhm I have struggled with homosexual inclination or at least mild desire,
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So we've noticed. You like the men with the beards.
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though I can say my heart was never into it, at all, what I've found is that selfish desire and ambition and greed makes people gay.
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Well for someone whose heart wasn't into it, you were sure after Brother Dewitt like a dog in heat.
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And that eating vegetables has a sort of stabilizing effect on ones system compared to like sugar or very fatty food, and also a sort of cleansing effect, overall I would say vegetables are very good for us,
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Says the gay man in the thread that starts with an article showing that eating vegetables increases the spread of AIDS. Just because you want to throw your homersexual diseases around doesn't mean we want them.
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that is just me though. I recommend having a mixed platter you know some meat, some potatoes, a little gravy lol and a bunch of boiled or baked vegetables I feel best when I eat like that, I would say eating unhealthily makes a person more 'gay' actually take it for what you will. I find honesty is what helps people best, I don't like to see bad advice (at least in my view it is bad) floating around, I like to try and clarify things so people can move forward, in a safe way..
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Yep, you have homosexual tendencies and you're going to tell us how to eat in a "manly way"?
I'll tell you how someone eats in a manly way, they take a weapon, head out in the bush and kill something. Drag it home, skin it out and either toss it to the wife to cook or toss it on the grill. And no fancy grilling with wine and herbs, nope, we're talking open flame, preferably wood fire. Then you take that meat and tear it off the bone with your teeth.
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08-10-2010, 04:36 AM
Well, sometime ago there was a 'scientific' article that said eggs were bad, because they contained too much colesterol. But an even more recent article, equally scientific, said that it was a good kind of cholesterol that was in egg (yolks). So which do you believe? And, if you believe the former before the latter, would you have been wrong, even if it was scientific?
Science is overrated because it is no good at telling us all the things it fails to notice, I mean it has it's uses but within reason.
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Re: PROOF! Vegetables cause people to be GAY -
08-10-2010, 05:07 AM
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Well, sometime ago there was a 'scientific' article that said eggs were bad, because they contained too much colesterol. But an even more recent article, equally scientific, said that it was a good kind of cholesterol that was in egg (yolks). So which do you believe? And, if you believe the former before the latter, would you have been wrong, even if it was scientific?
Science is overrated because it is no good at telling us all the things it fails to notice, I mean it has it's uses but within reason.
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Funny how you god mockers come on here and say the Bible isn't right because the Bible goes against science. Yet when we find a study that backs us up, it's "oh you can't trust science".
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So accept the infraction, learn from it, and stop whining. Sheesh, we don't need to know about every infraction you get.
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08-10-2010, 05:59 PM
For the record, Campbell, I've never said I was uniformly on the side of science, I know enough of it to know it's limitations and to appreciate the Bible fills the gap that science doesn't yet know or has the courage to face, as it is ultimately only as 'strong' as the question people are willing to ask. Science is limited by man himself. Religion isn't.
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08-10-2010, 06:48 PM
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Uhm I have struggled with homosexual inclination or at least mild desire,
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Re: PROOF! Vegetables cause people to be GAY -
08-10-2010, 07:24 PM
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Uhm I have struggled with homosexual inclination or at least mild desire, though I can say my heart was never into it, at all, what I've found is that selfish desire and ambition and greed makes people gay.
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It makes sense that selfish ambition would make people gay, since homosexuality does bring all sorts of advantages in sinful secular society.
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And that eating vegetables has a sort of stabilizing effect on ones system compared to like sugar or very fatty food, and also a sort of cleansing effect, overall I would say vegetables are very good for us, that is just me though. I recommend having a mixed platter you know...
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I know all too well. Half rice, half chips, eh? We'll have no bisexual innuendoes here.
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08-15-2010, 01:22 AM
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The Good Lord Provided us with animals to eat and fire to cook them. How is that torture?
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Both animals and humans can feel pain, putting another name on it, such as slaugthering for hungry human beings just gives it a purpose.
For all i know it could have been the other way around, who knows?
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08-15-2010, 01:29 AM
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08-15-2010, 01:31 AM
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Both animals and humans can feel pain, putting another name on it, such as slaugthering for hungry human beings just gives it a purpose.
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08-15-2010, 05:08 AM
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Both animals and humans can feel pain, putting another name on it, such as slaugthering for hungry human beings just gives it a purpose.
For all i know it could have been the other way around, who knows?
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Oh, and you're an expert on this I take it? How many animals have you killed for food?
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08-16-2010, 02:50 PM
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Both animals and humans can feel pain, putting another name on it, such as slaugthering for hungry human beings just gives it a purpose. For all i know it could have been the other way around, who knows?
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Well, lions are known to eat humans, so it is also the other way around.
Also there is no need to make animals suffer to eat them. I always shoot them between the eyes when I hunt, so there is no pain whatsoever for the animal. Not that I care if an animal suffers, but somehow you seem to care about this.
And if you are such an animal lover, just realize this: Every time you breathe you are killing thousands of innocent little bacteria. So if you are serious about all this, stop the holocaust in your lungs and stop breathing immediately!
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Re: PROOF! Vegetables cause people to be GAY -
06-22-2014, 06:43 AM
It is rare for a person to "turn gay." It has happened on some occasions, but usually if the person has suffered head trauma. People usually born gay, and here's one of the reasons why men are born gay:
When a woman is pregnant with a male, her body registers it as an "alien" because it has male hormones instead of female. So the body sends female hormones to the fetus in order to try and change it to female.it's rare it actually manages to change the fetus' s gender though. So any way, most of the time the hormones don't effect the fetus, and the majority of them are left in the womb.
Is a mother has multiple sons in a row, more and more female hormones are sent to the fetus, and more and more are left in her womb. The hormones left in her womb can effect the next child during pregnancy. So, the mores sons you have, the more likely they are to be gay. So it's not a choice or a curse or anything. They are born that way.
So I doubt vegetables will change your sexual orientation. Good day.
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06-22-2014, 07:13 AM
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It is rare for a person to "turn gay." It has happened on some occasions, but usually if the person has suffered head trauma. People usually born gay, and here's one of the reasons why men are born gay:
When a woman is pregnant with a male, her body registers it as an "alien" because it has male hormones instead of female. So the body sends female hormones to the fetus in order to try and change it to female.it's rare it actually manages to change the fetus' s gender though. So any way, most of the time the hormones don't effect the fetus, and the majority of them are left in the womb.
Is a mother has multiple sons in a row, more and more female hormones are sent to the fetus, and more and more are left in her womb. The hormones left in her womb can effect the next child during pregnancy. So, the mores sons you have, the more likely they are to be gay. So it's not a choice or a curse or anything. They are born that way.
So I doubt vegetables will change your sexual orientation. Good day.
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Don't be silly. A woman's uterine lining is expelled in a painful, distracting, emotionally unpredictable episode every month, a reminder of how sin entered the world and the righteous consequences thereof (Genesis 3:16). Hormones don't sneak into the womb and lay wait for subsequent pregnancies.
Also, True Christian™ women don't breed homers.
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Re: PROOF! Vegetables cause people to be GAY -
06-23-2014, 05:31 AM
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It is rare for a person to "turn gay." It has happened on some occasions, but usually if the person has suffered head trauma. People usually born gay, and here's one of the reasons why men are born gay:
When a woman is pregnant with a male, her body registers it as an "alien" because it has male hormones instead of female. So the body sends female hormones to the fetus in order to try and change it to female.it's rare it actually manages to change the fetus' s gender though. So any way, most of the time the hormones don't effect the fetus, and the majority of them are left in the womb.
Is a mother has multiple sons in a row, more and more female hormones are sent to the fetus, and more and more are left in her womb. The hormones left in her womb can effect the next child during pregnancy. So, the mores sons you have, the more likely they are to be gay. So it's not a choice or a curse or anything. They are born that way.
So I doubt vegetables will change your sexual orientation. Good day.
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Re: PROOF! Vegetables cause people to be GAY -
06-23-2014, 06:13 AM
Were you dropped on your heads as children???
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06-23-2014, 06:52 AM
Polite question, one of gods children. Why is your location 'in an @$$??
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Re: PROOF! Vegetables cause people to be GAY -
06-23-2014, 07:21 AM
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It is rare for a person to "turn gay." It has happened on some occasions, but usually if the person has suffered head trauma.
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Of course it is rare for a person to turn gay. Otherwise, there would be no people in the world.
Genesis 1:28
Anyway, it is nice to hear that it is caused by a head trauma. God can use also secular scientists sometimes - it is clear that with the help from LORD homosexuals can be cured after that trauma.
There is also in the Holy Bible scripture of this:
Mark 12:4
The husbandmen made the servant gay by hitting him into head and after that they had homer sex with him.
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Were you dropped on your heads as children???
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Nigra, True Christians have nothing to fear. Jesus himself got smited on the head.
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A Believer is not in a danger turning gay. I myself have been hit on my head many times, but as you can see, it has not influenced my brain.
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06-23-2014, 10:23 AM
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It is rare for a person to "turn gay." It has happened on some occasions, but usually if the person has suffered head trauma. People usually born gay, and here's one of the reasons why men are born gay:
When a woman is pregnant with a male, her body registers it as an "alien" because it has male hormones instead of female. So the body sends female hormones to the fetus in order to try and change it to female.it's rare it actually manages to change the fetus' s gender though. So any way, most of the time the hormones don't effect the fetus, and the majority of them are left in the womb.
Is a mother has multiple sons in a row, more and more female hormones are sent to the fetus, and more and more are left in her womb. The hormones left in her womb can effect the next child during pregnancy. So, the mores sons you have, the more likely they are to be gay. So it's not a choice or a curse or anything. They are born that way.
So I doubt vegetables will change your sexual orientation. Good day.
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OH WOW IM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW!!! THERES SOMEONE IN HERE WHO HAS A BASIC UNDERSTANDING OF SCIENCE AND BIOLOGY.
I think you meant
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A woman's uterine lining is expelled in a painful, distracting, emotionally unpredictable episode every month, a reminder of how sin entered the world and the righteous consequences thereof (Genesis 3:16). Hormones don't sneak into the womb and lay wait for subsequent pregnancies.
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Lol it doesn't sneak into the womb, the mother releases the hormones subconsciously. It's like if you have an allergy, the more you get exposed to that food, or whatever it is, the worse your reaction will be, because your body is putting more effort into fighting it off.
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That may hold some sense, it is possible that the mothers' conscious thought sneaks into the subconscious and makes the mother release fewer hormones. I doubt it very much though, men start off as being though of as a virus, and you say men are better than women? Just accept we are all equal already.
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That on it's own wouldn't explain it. Dropped into H2SO4 or H2O2 would though. I suspect you are onto something.
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06-23-2014, 11:22 AM
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That on it's own wouldn't explain it. Dropped into H2SO4 or H2O2 would though. I suspect you are onto something.
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I suspect he's on something.
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06-25-2014, 08:16 AM
This is very fascinating news, I am glad now that I have always declined to eat vegetables!
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