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Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! -
09-29-2007, 11:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Marshall
Look here Pricilla, defending Islam is not the way to make friends here.
Islam is 100% pure evil.
Taliban=Islam=Muslim=AlQieda=Saddam=Osama=evil.
All of them are the same. The "radical" ones are the ones WITHOUT bombs under their dresses.
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To be fair, some islamists are moderate islamists.
1st Corinthians 15:16 For if the dead rise not, then is not Christ raised:
1st Corinthians 15:17 And if Christ be not raised, your faith is vain; ye are yet in your sins.
1st Corinthians 15:18 Then they also which are fallen asleep in Christ are perished.
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Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! -
11-14-2007, 05:39 AM
So the fact that 100,000,000 people agree with you is rock solid proof you are right?(Even though 100,000,000 is incorrect.)
No that just means that 100,000,000 people are stupid as piffle.
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Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! -
11-14-2007, 08:49 PM
Prayers are wasted on you foul sinner.
Enjoy Hell.
God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
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Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! -
11-24-2007, 02:17 AM
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Originally Posted by LolChristians
So the fact that 100,000,000 people agree with you is rock solid proof you are right.
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The fact that God agrees with us is rock solid proof that we are right. The fact that 100 million people agree with us is just proof that we are winning the war against Satan.
It is frustrating hearing the same threadbare arguments from these liberal "Christian" idolaters and atheists. Sometimes I get so angry that I feel the Holy Ghost coming upon me, and πώς μπορεί ο καθένας να αποτύχει να δει ότι δεν είμαστε σοβαροί. Moreover, there's really no reason for quelqu'un qui a etudié en école primaire a ne pas comprendre notre charade in the Blessed name of Jesus. And that, as they said in Old Testament times, 저것은 우리의 면담을 끝낸다.
Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25
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Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! -
01-04-2008, 10:48 AM
"On Sunday evening, members of the Harvest Assembly of God Church in Penn Township sing songs as they burn books, videos and CDs that they have judged offensive to their God."
Do they burn the bible too? I find THOSE kinds of people to be the extremists.
I find it highly offensive that you mormonS think that god wills you to kill everyone that is not as close minded as you, minions of the damned. I am not Religious. Infact i'm not even sure if i can spell the word right.
But i KNOW that god loves every man, woman, child and creature on the earth.
"You may not believe in God, but God believes in you."
"Jesus sacrificed his life on the cross, and in doing so, took all the sins of mankind, past present AND future, upon his shoulders for the good of all of us."
"God loves all the people of the world, although some may not love him."
I also believe that you people havn't done your muslim research.
Allah translates into english as "The Holy Spirit" and i believe God's names are "The Father, The Son and The Holy Spirit"
Am i not correct?
I also believe that i shall be
"Damned into the pits of eternal damnation and sin."
for my Blasphemous wordings of this.
In the bible it reads a passage which i am quite fond of.
"And so shall ye be damned into the pits of damnation, where ye shall be tortured with the 7 SINS OF MAN."
I love the seven sins. i'm sure i've participated in most of them. As have we all. To assure the existance of our race, we shall all go to hell. There are 2 choices: We would either stop existing, or go to hell. 1 word. LUST
without it, we wouldn't exist. nor would you. do you blame your parents for sinning and yelling at them they are going to burn?
Also, I'm australian. I don't give TWO piffleS about what Bush is doing. All i know is we got a new prime minister, he's damn good, and'i'll be damned before i'll let some christian extremist President kill us all in a war thats not our own.
Back to the point, Jesus took our sins FOR US, we can indulge as we like, science>religion. science=HARD EVIDENCE
Where is this MYSTICAL ELUSIVE God?
My local Christian teacher preaches:
"If you look in Buddha's grave, there is a skeleton, as is there with every other "Religions" MYSTICAL entity. They were all but people. The true god is unseeable."
HARD EVIDENCE.
I can't see this GODS grave.
I KNOW that buddha exists, skeleton.
I KNOW that Allah exists, skeleton.
I KNOW that the Hinduin Dietys exist, SKELETONS.
you see there is evidence that they EXISTED
i find no EVIDENCE that god exists.
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Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! -
01-04-2008, 10:53 AM
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01-04-2008, 10:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Knukles
I KNOW that Allah exists, skeleton.
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Erm... mind telling us where this can be found? I think a few towelheads would like to know as well.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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01-04-2008, 11:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Wide-Open
Erm... mind telling us where this can be found? I think a few towelheads would like to know as well.
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Miss Knukles is a 16 year old troll and will not be back unless Jesus allows it to survive to see 18.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! -
02-04-2008, 09:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Jeb Thurmond
Most Americans believe the nation's founders wrote Christianity into the Constitution, and people are less likely to say freedom to worship covers religious groups they consider extreme, a poll out today finds....55% believe...that the Constitution establishes a Christian nation.
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Ahhmen, brother! And we are not, I repeat, we are not going to let the fact that the word "god" is not mentioned in the Constitution - not even once - deter us from doing our godly work and that unmentionable fact is not going to make us believe less that we are a Christian nation for god put us all here for a reason.
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Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! -
02-04-2008, 09:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Knukles
"On Sunday evening, members of the Harvest Assembly of God Church in Penn Township sing songs as they burn books, videos and CDs that they have judged offensive to their God."
Do they burn the bible too? I find THOSE kinds of people to be the extremists.
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I couldn't agree more! Gawd that makes me furious! But you know what insults me even more, those filthy Socialist, non-deodorant wearing, Euro types who take it upon themselves to use the Bible as toilet paper. Imagine that! Wipping one's private parts with the sacred word of the lawd Jeesus Chrshit! Well, I never!
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Originally Posted by Knukles
But i KNOW that god loves every man, woman, child and creature on the earth.
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Yes, he does! He even loves pedophiles, rapists, mass murderers, fornicators, adulterers, homosexuals...well, maybe not homosexuals or Muslims or Atheists or people of other faiths or blasphemers...but, hey, why split hairs here? The point is that he loves almost everybody and that's good enough for me!
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Originally Posted by Knukles
"Jesus sacrificed his life on the cross, and in doing so, took all the sins of mankind, past present AND future, upon his shoulders for the good of all of us."
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True, so true! He died for our shins so that we could live and do it all over again and again and again and...
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Originally Posted by Knukles
"God loves all the people of the world, although some may not love him."
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So I ask, does that even the score? Huh? Think about it!
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Originally Posted by Knukles
I also believe that you people havn't done your muslim research.
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Damn! I knew I had forgotten something...I did my Scandinavian research, my Australian research, my Canadian research, my Brazilian research, I even did my Albanian research but I forgot to do my Muslim research...Damn, damn, damn!
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Originally Posted by Khukles
Allah translates into english as "The Holy Spirit" and i believe God's names are "The Father, The Son and The Holy Spirit"
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Originally Posted by Khukles
Am i not correct?
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You are sooo correct. His names are also Jeesus, Dios, The Three-Headed Horseman (or is that the Headless Horseman...oh, well), Manthra, Zeus, Darwin, The Flying Spaguetti Monster, Mohamad, Jesús (oh, no, wait, that's my Mexican gardner...).
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Originally Posted by Khukles
I also believe that i shall be
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Originally Posted by Khukles
"Damned into the pits of eternal damnation and sin."
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Yes, you shall but have no fear. While god loves you, it's really the devil that gives you all the cool sh*t.
Ok, I'm tired now so I'm going to stop before I'm damned into the pits of eternal damnation and sin with you...
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Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! -
02-04-2008, 11:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Knukles
"On Sunday evening, members of the Harvest Assembly of God Church in Penn Township sing songs as they burn books, videos and CDs that they have judged offensive to their God."
Do they burn the bible too? I find THOSE kinds of people to be the extremists.
I find it highly offensive that you mormonS think that god wills you to kill everyone that is not as close minded as you, minions of the damned. I am not Religious. Infact i'm not even sure if i can spell the word right.
But i KNOW that god loves every man, woman, child and creature on the earth.
"You may not believe in God, but God believes in you."
"Jesus sacrificed his life on the cross, and in doing so, took all the sins of mankind, past present AND future, upon his shoulders for the good of all of us."
"God loves all the people of the world, although some may not love him."
I also believe that you people havn't done your muslim research.
Allah translates into english as "The Holy Spirit" and i believe God's names are "The Father, The Son and The Holy Spirit"
Am i not correct?
I also believe that i shall be
"Damned into the pits of eternal damnation and sin."
for my Blasphemous wordings of this.
In the bible it reads a passage which i am quite fond of.
"And so shall ye be damned into the pits of damnation, where ye shall be tortured with the 7 SINS OF MAN."
I love the seven sins. i'm sure i've participated in most of them. As have we all. To assure the existance of our race, we shall all go to hell. There are 2 choices: We would either stop existing, or go to hell. 1 word. LUST
without it, we wouldn't exist. nor would you. do you blame your parents for sinning and yelling at them they are going to burn?
Also, I'm australian. I don't give TWO piffleS about what Bush is doing. All i know is we got a new prime minister, he's damn good, and'i'll be damned before i'll let some christian extremist President kill us all in a war thats not our own.
Back to the point, Jesus took our sins FOR US, we can indulge as we like, science>religion. science=HARD EVIDENCE
Where is this MYSTICAL ELUSIVE God?
My local Christian teacher preaches:
"If you look in Buddha's grave, there is a skeleton, as is there with every other "Religions" MYSTICAL entity. They were all but people. The true god is unseeable."
HARD EVIDENCE.
I can't see this GODS grave.
I KNOW that buddha exists, skeleton.
I KNOW that Allah exists, skeleton.
I KNOW that the Hinduin Dietys exist, SKELETONS.
you see there is evidence that they EXISTED
i find no EVIDENCE that god exists.
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It's a bit pointless replying to banned maggot scum, but I do beg to the question as to the rationality of worshiping dusty old skeletons. Know who isn't a skeleton? JESUS! Know why? Because he rose from the dead and is sitting at the right hand of God as we speak!
No bones about it.
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Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! -
05-22-2008, 04:29 PM
Knukles makes a very good point
If only you people would listen.
god loves me, i know that
and i know he doesnt give up easily
maybe one day i'll believe, for now i'll stay a sceptic.
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Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! -
05-22-2008, 04:30 PM
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Originally Posted by VenomAndCoke
Knukles makes a very good point
If only you people would listen.
god loves me, i know that
and i know he doesnt give up easily
maybe one day i'll believe, for now i'll stay a sceptic.
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You'll stay what??
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! -
05-22-2008, 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted by VenomAndCoke
Knukles makes a very good point
If only you people would listen.
god loves me, i know that
and i know he doesnt give up easily
maybe one day i'll believe, for now i'll stay a sceptic.
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If you're septic friend I suspect you will have to make up your mind soon.
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Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! -
05-23-2008, 03:58 AM
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Originally Posted by VenomAndCoke
Knukles makes a very good point
If only you people would listen.
god loves me, i know that
and i know he doesnt give up easily
maybe one day i'll believe, for now i'll stay a sceptic.
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God hates you, that I can guarantee. And I'm not thrilled with you either.
Proverbs 6
[16] These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
[17] A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
[18] An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
[19] A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! -
06-06-2008, 10:27 PM
After reading your beliefs for the first time I was wondering whether this was a horribly bad internet joke, or possibly someone was on drugs, or possibly written by twelve year olds?
Then I realized that I was talking to people in severe ignorance about who Jesus really was and what he came to this planet to do. Did you read the part about Jesus forgiving you guys and telling you to do the same to your fellow humans, ever heard the saying thou shalt not judge lest ye be judged?
One last thing if your trying to win the masses to Christ, beating them into submission will not do it. All that makes you is an embarrassment and constant joke to Christianity.
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Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! -
06-06-2008, 10:37 PM
My friend, I feel you have Christ's spirit in you. But, have you ever read the Bible. I mean really read it?
Can you find a belief we hold that is against God's word?
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! -
06-06-2008, 10:49 PM
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God hates you, that I can guarantee. And I'm not thrilled with you either.
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I thought God loves everyone, no matter what kind of mistakes they make? That we all will be forgiven if we ask for it? How exactly do you know that God hates this individual?
Not being snarky, just confused.
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Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! -
06-06-2008, 10:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Confusedcatholic
I thought God loves everyone, no matter what kind of mistakes they make? That we all will be forgiven if we ask for it? How exactly do you know that God hates this individual?
Not being snarky, just confused.
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You still have to ask forgiveness and mean it, and you should know what you did wrong. If you don't apologize for worshipping Mary, He can't forgive you for it and you will burn for eternity.
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Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! -
06-06-2008, 11:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria
You still have to ask forgiveness and mean it, and you should know what you did wrong. If you don't apologize for worshipping Mary, He can't forgive you for it and you will burn for eternity.
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Excuse me? Who said I worship Mary?
I don't appreciate it when people jump to conclusions
I understand about forgiveness. But I still do not see how someone can know God hates a certain individual.
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