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Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife -
09-03-2007, 05:48 AM
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If he does housework and wants to carry a baby in his gut, how does that make him a normal man? I mean come on.
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Stop being so idiotic. I used to help my Ex-Girlfriend with housework all the time, and that didn't make me less of a man. If anything, it showed her that I respected her enough not to be Sexist and force her to do these things.
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Your guy is a sissy, and you turned him into one. I bet he likes to wear your frilly underthings too.
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Trying to hide something there Ezekiel...?
With or without it, you'd have good people doing good things and evil people doing bad things, but for good people to do bad things, it takes religion.
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Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife -
09-03-2007, 06:28 AM
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If he does housework and wants to carry a baby in his gut, how does that make him a normal man? I mean come on.
Your guy is a sissy, and you turned him into one. I bet he likes to wear your frilly underthings too.
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My theory on housework is simple, you make the mess, you pick it up. Not even going to comment on the second part of your message...
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Is there something wrong with pants? I like them
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Stop being so idiotic. I used to help my Ex-Girlfriend with housework all the time, and that didn't make me less of a man. If anything, it showed her that I respected her enough not to be Sexist and force her to do these things.
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Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife -
09-03-2007, 06:47 AM
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Is there something wrong with pants? I like them
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Well, I'm glad you're not entirely lost. I'm sure they suit you more than the skirts you usually wear.
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Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife -
09-03-2007, 07:10 AM
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Well, I'm glad you're not entirely lost. I'm sure they suit you more than the skirts you usually wear.
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I don't cross-dress (unless you count girl's jeans... doesn't really count.) I'd never wear a skirt or proper female attire like that, it's not who I am.
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Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife -
09-03-2007, 04:44 PM
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No. He doesn't mind doing housework or cooking or gardening, and I don't mind doing more traditionally masculine things. It's a trade off.
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In other words, he lays on his stomach, and you wear the strap-on. You disgust me.
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I don't cross-dress (unless you count girl's jeans... doesn't really count.) I'd never wear a skirt or shit like that, it's not who I am.
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girl's jeans -- is that anything like men's pantyhose? Call it whatever you want -- if you are a woman and aren't wearing a dress that covers you ankles, you are a cross-dressing pervert.
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Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife -
09-03-2007, 06:03 PM
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It gets really really, cold here. Therefore it's not practical to wear skirts. Especially during winter. I don't want my lady parts getting all icy. I mean seriously, why freeze your cooter off, when you can keep it nice and toasty wearing pants. I do wear skirts when the weather allows though. They way they flow is so wonderful. But on the serious side, Lady parts + 30 degree weather +Knee length skirt = Hospital Visit. Embarrassing as hell too.
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Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife -
09-03-2007, 06:22 PM
Listen here you vile slant eyed gook. This thread is about HOW TO BE A GOOD TRUE CHRISTIAN WIFE! Not about your sideway cooter. I'll thank you to refrain talking about your disgusting nether regions.
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09-03-2007, 06:41 PM
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Listen here you vile slant eyed geek. This thread is about HOW TO BE A GOOD TRUE CHRISTIAN WIFE! Not about your sideway cooter. I'll thank you to refrain talking about your disgusting nether regions.
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I was making a point on why I wear pants. It's a legitimate reason. And why does everyone assume that I have a sideways cooter? I don't get that. Oh well. And I'm trying to explain that all your "Good true christan Wife" explanations, are bull. Oh well. I'm done. Keep getting abused by your husbands. I'll stick with my wonderful relationship.
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09-03-2007, 06:46 PM
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girl's jeans -- is that anything like men's pantyhose? Call it whatever you want -- if you are a woman and aren't wearing a dress that covers you ankles, you are a cross-dressing pervert.
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I'm not a woman so that works out, now doesn't it?
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It gets really really, cold here. Therefore it's not practical to wear skirts. Especially during winter. I don't want my lady parts getting all icy. I mean seriously, why freeze your cooter off, when you can keep it nice and toasty wearing pants. I do wear skirts when the weather allows though. They way they flow is so wonderful. But on the serious side, Lady parts + 30 degree weather +Knee length skirt = Hospital Visit. Embarrassing as hell too.
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Quite agreeable logic.
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Listen here you vile slant eyed geek. This thread is about HOW TO BE A GOOD TRUE CHRISTIAN WIFE! Not about your sideway cooter. I'll thank you to refrain talking about your disgusting nether regions.
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She shouldn't have had to defend wearing pants >_>
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Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife -
09-04-2007, 02:16 AM
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It gets really really, cold here. Therefore it's not practical to wear skirts. Especially during winter. I don't want my lady parts getting all icy. I mean seriously, why freeze your cooter off, when you can keep it nice and toasty wearing pants. I do wear skirts when the weather allows though. They way they flow is so wonderful. But on the serious side, Lady parts + 30 degree weather +Knee length skirt = Hospital Visit. Embarrassing as hell too.
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Listen, Hillary, if you're going to insist on dressing like a wanton trollop, of course you're going to freeze! Only whores wear skirts as high as their knees.
Women since the beginning of time 6000 years ago have been able to survive the most bitter of winters without resorting to lesbimenism and pretending to be men by wearing trousers! I live in Iowa, and I've been able to get through winter just fine in my ankle-length dresses, thank you very much.
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Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife -
09-05-2007, 05:07 PM
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Ever heard of spitting the work? I've been in a relationship with my boyfriend for the past year, and we simply spit the work
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Just like you spit in Jesus' face.
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I meant splitting. My keyboard's all messed up cause of my little cousin... She spilled juice on it.
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Her bodily juices, no doubt. Horrible chinks.
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I'm sure it's juice, I was there.
What I mean is that, in the relationship I'm in with my boyfriend right now, we split the work. He does some, I do some. And he's never "put me in my place" or anything like that. He knows that if he ever tries to lay a finger on me in a malevolent way, he's going home severely injured. Our relationship is 50/50, like any normal relationship should be.
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Does it not get frustrating having a fag for a boyfriend?
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Stop being so idiotic. I used to help my Ex-Girlfriend with housework all the time, and that didn't make me less of a man. If anything, it showed her that I respected her enough not to be Sexist and force her to do these things.
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And then she dumped you for a real man. What does that teach you?
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My theory on housework is simple, you make the mess, you pick it up.
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My theory on housework is equally simple: tell a woman to clean it up.
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She shouldn't have had to defend wearing pants >_>
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Yes, because she shouldn't be wearing them in the first place!
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Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife -
09-05-2007, 11:28 PM
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Just like you spit in Jesus' face.
Her bodily juices, no doubt. Horrible chinks.
Does it not get frustrating having a fag for a boyfriend?
And then she dumped you for a real man. What does that teach you?
My theory on housework is equally simple: tell a woman to clean it up.
Yes, because she shouldn't be wearing them in the first place!
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You guys have disgusting minds, you always think of something super gross. Seriously. And gay boy... with girlfriend... NO COMPRENDE!
Also, women are not subservient, they are EQUAL, so why the hell should they have to do all of the housework or not be able to wear pants? Makes no sense...
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09-06-2007, 12:54 AM
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Also, women are not subservient, they are EQUAL, so why the hell should they have to do all of the housework or not be able to wear pants? Makes no sense...
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Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
5:23 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
5:24 Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.
Deuteronomy 22:5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.
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09-06-2007, 12:58 AM
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You guys have disgusting minds, you always think of something super gross. Seriously. And gay boy... with girlfriend... NO COMPRENDE!
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We don't understand what he sees in her either, but we don't have to resort to ungodly Mehijixican to get our point across. If she wasn't a chink, and actually looked like a woman, he probably wouldn't be interested.
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Also, women are not subservient, they are EQUAL, so why the hell should they have to do all of the housework or not be able to wear pants?
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Same reason as they're not able to urinate standing up, go 31 days without bleeding from their sinful parts, get paid at the same rates, or walk alone after dark without worrying about being sexually assaulted: because GOD made it that way.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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09-06-2007, 05:01 AM
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If she wasn't a chink, and actually looked like a woman, he probably wouldn't be interested.
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For the last time, I am not Chinese!!!!
My mother is from Senegal! She's African!!!
My father is mixed Japanese and White!
So shut your face, you idiot.
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09-06-2007, 05:04 AM
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For the last time, I am not Chinese!!!!
My mother is from Senegal! She's African!!!
My father is mixed Japanese and White!
So shut your face, you mormon.
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How dare you call Brother Temperance a magic underpants-wearing, Joseph Smith-worshipping, Donnie and Marie-loving Mormon, you contemptible bull dyke! No wonder gooks like you are damned to Hell, if you can't tell a True Christian™ church from a Satanic cult, there is almost no hope for you!
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09-06-2007, 05:07 AM
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How dare you call Brother Temperance a magic underpants-wearing, Joseph Smith-worshipping, Donnie and Marie-loving Mormon, you contemptible bull dyke! No wonder gooks like you are damned to Hell, if you can't tell a True Christian™ church from a Satanic cult, there is almost no hope for you!
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09-06-2007, 01:28 PM
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For the last time, I am not Chinese!!!!
My mother is from Senegal! She's African!!!
My father is mixed Japanese and White!
So shut your face, you idiot.
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But you are some kind of slant, right? So what are you whining about?
We are against the mongrelization of the races by the way. Jesus hates that too.
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Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife -
09-06-2007, 02:04 PM
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For the last time, I am not Chinese!!!!
My mother is from Senegal! She's African!!!
My father is mixed Japanese and White!
So shut your face, you idiot.
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Well, that explains why you look like a man..
It's impossible to tell most darkie women from darkie men.
Or one from the other for that matter.. Basically, you all look the same.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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09-06-2007, 03:25 PM
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For the last time, I am not Chinese!!!!
My mother is from Senegal! She's African!!!
My father is mixed Japanese and White!
So shut your face, you idiot.
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Sorry if I offended your Chinee sensibilities. Should I offer to perform a tea ceremony to make it up to you? Just as long as you don't try a kamikaze attack on our church or anything.
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