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Default Re: Questions. - 02-02-2017, 03:42 PM

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Sorry about the grammar problem. You'd think that the schools in Australia would be able to teach simple grammar and maybe even some punctuation, but I know that they have given up on that so that the children won't feel bad for not being able to master how to use a comma.
I'd agree with you although it was my own fault for not paying attention in English ^-^ Although think how you like you're such a toxic community very welcoming
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Well clearly we aren't all educated right? "Australia" as I've stated, unfortunately yes I've issues with Grammar. First I'd like to point out how racist you're being, they're refugees not by choice, but you're in a first world country so I doubt you care, nor do I as why should I care? it's not my business although i don't go around being a racist, I doubt you like people calling you "fat stupid rednecks" or anything else. Americans had the ability to choose the 1250 refugees they'd accept and they'd also already accepted to take in the refugees, yes I'd let them live in my local area they're only people & I'm not racist although not everyone is as "Perfect" as yourself

People call us fat, stupid rednecks all the time and no, we don't like it, but it is the price of living in a world full of unsaved trash. Very few real people call us racist though, because we are not racist. We allow even the most wretched and dark skinned people to fellowship with us and to praise Jesus with us, including Chinamen and Negroes, without regard to their status. We do get a lot of atheist Democrats here and they like to call us racist, but they call everyone racist and, truly, it is their only argument about anything. Also, we are not perfect, we are forgiven. It is true that many of our flaws have been repaired by salvation. We are always right, we do not pass gas, we are much smarter than you and so on, but we are not perfect. Only Jesus was perfect.


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Well clearly we aren't all educated right?
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First I'd like to point out how racist you're being, they're refugees not by choice,
You seem to be quite confused. Refugees are not a race, so how can discussing them be racist?

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yes I'd let them live in my local area they're only people & I'm not racist although not everyone is as "Perfect" as yourself
That's excellent news and it will make everyone happy. After all, if they had wanted to go to the USA they would have set out in that direction, rather than heading for your country. Will you and your neighbors be contacting your prime minister about that? I'm sure he can arrange it for you.


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Love Jesus Re: Questions. - 02-02-2017, 06:16 PM

Well, perhaps I can answer some of your questions - at least related to the Son of GOD, JESUS CHRIST.


I came to this forum a miserable and deceitful person. I KILLED CHRIST. (By virtue of my association with the Jewish people, yes, I was a murderer of the ONE TRUE LIVING SAVIOR, JESUS)


I fought and I fought the insistence of these wonderful people not only about whether Jesus was Messiah, but their firm and steadfast belief that everything should be guided by the Holy Bible.


I continued to fight, and I received infractions and curses as a result. But I soon came to realize that these were ALL MY FAULT and they were received in LOVE, not hatred, not racism, not bigotry. LOVE.


The Bible speaks clearly about homosexuality. I was an advocate for same sex marriage - but not any longer. The Bible speaks clearly about who God loves and who He doesn't. The Bible speaks clearly about EVERYTHING, and it only takes reading it to see that. If I see something I don't understand, it is because I haven't prayed about it or I haven't asked for True Christian help on the subject. Most everything can be found already answered in these forums, but you absolutely HAVE to read them with an open mind, throwing aside all logic.


Most importantly, the Bible speaks of a Messiah. There are hundreds of prophecies scattered all the way from the Old Testament into the New - and there is absolutely NO WAY that the fulfillment of those prophecies in the New Testament had anything to do with their mention in the Old Testament. Coincidences like that are a fallacy.


There is also NO WAY that the prophecies of the Bible could have been fulfilled by ANYONE but JESUS CHRIST OF NAZARETH. So, I confessed my sins to Him. I called Him my Abba Father. I wept with Him, prayed with Him, praised Him again and again. And you know what? ONE DAY I WILL SEE HIM FACE TO FACE. At one point I wouldn't even type His full Name, but now not only will I type it, I will magnify it! PRAISE GOD!!!!!!!
I hope that one day, you too will see what I was too blind to see. Enter not this journey with doubts or reservations. Enter this journey truly seeking the absolute facts, and I PROMISE Jesus Christ, the Messiah, the Savior, the Lamb of God will show His amazing grace to you, friend.


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Praise God! Another soul saved for Jesus! This is exactly why we put up with the slings and arrows of the unsaved who come here to torment Christians. Many come here, but few are saved. We have had our successes, but few on this level. A Jew brought to Jesus! This will be long remembered.

Welcome Jew, now former Jew, still a Jew, but a Jew who knows that Jesus did indeed suffer crucifixion for your sins. You will enjoy an eternity in Heaven with God and Jesus, picnicking and having good times, while we all watch most everyone, including almost all of your kinsmen, roasting for their sins. That is His promise.


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Oh, Mr Hezekiah! Or rather, Brother Mike! Welcome to the ever-loving arms of Jesus!

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Halo Satan a good guy? - 02-03-2017, 12:47 AM

So a question always on my mind. why does satan torture/punish those who have sinned? And not those are are good? I'm going to just assume you'll say God protects you? Although I've never seen how punishing Evil counts as a bad deed, Satan in my opinion seems to be a good guy.
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So a question always on my mind. why does satan torture/punish those who have sinned? And not those are are good? I'm going to just assume you'll say God protects you? Although I've never seen how punishing Evil counts as a bad deed, Satan in my opinion seems to be a good guy.
Satan is among those being tortured. Matthew 25:41
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Thread ignored until you read the Bible.


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So a question always on my mind. why does satan torture/punish those who have sinned? And not those are are good?
Is this supposed to be a trick question?

Have you ever heard of Job?

You should really read the whole Book of Job, but here's the gist of it: one day, God and Devil got together. They were bored so they decided to bet on a life of a good man called Job. Devil said Job would break and start cursing God if his wealth, family, and health were taken away. God said that Job wouldn't do that. To see who wins the bet, God allowed Devil to torture Job in the worst ways imaginable.

Enough spoilers, you should read the book in order to learn who won this bet!

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So a question always on my mind. why does satan torture/punish those who have sinned? And not those are are good? I'm going to just assume you'll say God protects you? Although I've never seen how punishing Evil counts as a bad deed, Satan in my opinion seems to be a good guy.
Satan is a bad man but he lives in the white mans hell and is not a danger to Black men. I do not know why white people have provided themselves with a devil.


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Default Re: Satan a good guy? - 02-03-2017, 04:54 PM

Mr. eggroll, I fear that you have fallen into the trap of allowing your personal feelings to guide you in your considerations, rather that to be guided by facts and knowledge. Do you remember when Nancy Pelosi was asked what was in the Affordable Care Act and she said that we first need to pass the bill and then we could find out what's in it? Well, clearly, she didn't know the answer to the question through ignorance. You remind me very much of Mrs. Pelosi. You don't know anything about what you are talking about, but you have an opinion anyway. I am certain that Nancy Pelosi has now found out what is in the Affordable Care Act and that she now knows that she is an idiot. I feel that it is highly likely that the same will be your fate. Why don't you try reading the Bible to see what it actually says, rather than spouting out all this touchy feely nonsense? Nancy is from San Francisco, where such stupidity is considered a virtue, but she will be going to Hell anyway. You are in danger of joining her there, even if you live in a place full of the ignorant unsaved who appreciate such speculations as you have undertaken. Hell is reserved for the wicked and unsaved. Don't go there; it's too hot.


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Jesus Re: Satan a good guy? - 02-03-2017, 07:44 PM

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So a question always on my mind. why does satan torture/punish those who have sinned? And not those are are good? I'm going to just assume you'll say God protects you? Although I've never seen how punishing Evil counts as a bad deed, Satan in my opinion seems to be a good guy.


Tell me, does the idea of having your rectum stretched open enough for a city bus to drive though your idea of a good time?


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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