[leviathancross]

Hello, fellows! It's a fine day. Quite late though, I might add.

Anyways, onto my introduction. I am Leviathan and I'm a practicing Satanist. "Well, why are you here, Satanist? This is a thread for Christians." And I very much respect that! I am glad to see the Christian community has such sense of comradiere. I am unfortunately not here to spread the name of your Lord, however. Instead, I wish to be here to answer questions for all of you whom do not know much about satanism.

Let me tell you a bit more about myself.

I am an official member of the Church of Satan and follow the Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth and the Nine Satanic Sins. I rarely partake in rituals, but they, just like going to church on sunday, is a way of indulging yourself extra into my religion. However, I am unfortunately caught up with a child and two wives.

I am a homosexual, happily married to two beautiful asexual people. Together, we adopted a child from China. She is now 6 and is in kindergarten! We love her dearly.

We, however, do not want to force our religion on our child at such an early age especially, so please do not concern yourself.

Many regards,
Leviathan.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Friend, I don't believe you. No one could be so many so-called "marginalized" groups all at once. You're either from Tumblr, or a middle schooler who is procrastinating his algebra. In either case, this is a forum for Christians, none of which are remotely interested in your goofy Halloween religion. We have Jesusween, and we have Salvation. Should you be interested in either one, you'll have a ready community to help you.

[leviathancross]

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda

Friend, I don't believe you. No one could be so many so-called "marginalized" groups all at once. You're either from Tumblr, or a middle schooler who is procrastinating his algebra. In either case, this is a forum for Christians, none of which are remotely interested in your goofy Halloween religion. We have Jesusween, and we have Salvation. Should you be interested in either one, you'll have a ready community to help you.

I understand your skepticism, and it is appreciated you view my thread with a thinking mind.

I do not think you are interested in my religion, but because Satanism is such a big part of your religion, I assumed some may have questions. I apologize if this was a rash decision.

I am still discovering religion, so who knows what may happen.

Thank you for your reply,
Leviathan.

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by leviathancross

...I am still discovering religion, so who knows what may happen...

Awesome. Start here: http://biblehub.com/kjv/

[leviathancross]

Originally Posted by Didymus Much

Awesome. Start here: http://biblehub.com/kjv/

Interesting. I will check it out soon enough. Thank you, good friend.

[diavolo]

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by leviathancross

I understand your skepticism, and it is appreciated you view my thread with a thinking mind.

I do not think you are interested in my religion, but because Satanism is such a big part of your religion, I assumed some may have questions. I apologize if this was a rash decision.

I am still discovering religion, so who knows what may happen.

Thank you for your reply,
Leviathan.

Son, that's like asking a mother if she's interested in the poop left behind in her baby's diapers. Mothers are intimately familiar with what comes out of the bowls of her babes, but no more wish to discuss the details of that than we do of your silly stories. I can't imagine why you think any one of us would. It would appear your mother filled you with lies about how special you are, and your father failed to beat you enough.

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by leviathancross

Interesting. I will check it out soon enough...

You don't know that.

2 Peter 3:10 "But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up."

[Dolores de Barriga]

Originally Posted by leviathancross

I'm a practicing Satanist.

Welcome Mr. - or Mrs.? - Leviathan!

It's been quite a while since I've read the insane ramblings of a madman named Szandor LaVey. At the time, I couldn't decide if I should appreciate it for the shout-outs to deities of religions from all over the world, or cry in despair at the authors ignorance about aforementioned deities and their roles in their respective religions. After some consideration, the second option is more appropriate, as the LaVey's Satanic Bible is the only source of knowledge about ancient religions for most teenagers, and as such is a terrible collection of misinformation. It's very sad, really.

[Red Army]

Mr Leviathan,

If you want to really upset the authorities and the True Christians, why don't you become a communist?


You get to do all the things forbidden by the capitalist society, at least until you get to the power. Then you get to forbid all the things again, but in the name of a good cause.


Come join the Party!

[James Hutchins]

Great, another person who believes in fairy tales and the make believe.

Friend, only Jesus can lead you down the path of righteousness and only Landover can provide you with True Salvation©

[Alvin Moss]

Lucifer, the dark angel you seem obsessed with, opposed the will of God and was driven from Heaven, doomed to spend eternity not in the presence of the Lord, but as ruler of Hell. And yet you worship him, Satan, the first epic loser. Mr. Milton, a fine Christian man, though an Englishman, pondered the subject:

And to the fierce contention brought along
Innumerable force of Spirits arm'd
That durst dislike his reign, and me preferring,
His utmost power with adverse power oppos'd
In dubious Battel on the Plains of Heav'n,
And shook his throne. What though the field be lost?

God's word on the subject: And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. Revelation 12:9

How is it, fellow, that you come to worship this wretch?

[leviathancross]

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda

Son, that's like asking a mother if she's interested in the poop left behind in her baby's diapers. Mothers are intimately familiar with what comes out of the bowls of her babes, but no more wish to discuss the details of that than we do of your silly stories. I can't imagine why you think any one of us would. It would appear your mother filled you with lies about how special you are, and your father failed to beat you enough.

If that's what you believe, then that is alright. I am by no means saying you have to ask me something. And if no one at all wants to, then they will not reply to this thread, in all likelihood. At least, I think they should not. I will not provoke for replies.

As for my father, he did no such thing, and I am lucky for that. Hitting your child is neglect and it can cause quite severe mental setbacks, like anxiety, depression and withdrawal. On top of that, may cause eating disorders, drug use or troubled sleep. Even if it was out of the bottom of a parent's heart, that does not change it.

Thank you.

[leviathancross]

Originally Posted by Dolores de Barriga

Welcome Mr. - or Mrs.? - Leviathan!

It's been quite a while since I've read the insane ramblings of a madman named Szandor LaVey. At the time, I couldn't decide if I should appreciate it for the shout-outs to deities of religions from all over the world, or cry in despair at the authors ignorance about aforementioned deities and their roles in their respective religions. After some consideration, the second option is more appropriate, as the LaVey's Satanic Bible is the only source of knowledge about ancient religions for most teenagers, and as such is a terrible collection of misinformation. It's very sad, really.

That's Mrs. Thank you for welcoming me, Dolores, is it?

Then I tell you with fortune that I did not read the satanic bible to get a view of other people's religion. I have, however, read both the Bible and the Koran to get a better view of those religions respectively. If there was any infortmation about other religions, I must have overlooked them as I did not experience that.

I'm sorry you think that, but I do still commend you for taking your time in reading it.

Thank you.

[leviathancross]

Originally Posted by Red Army

Mr Leviathan,

If you want to really upset the authorities and the True Christians, why don't you become a communist?


You get to do all the things forbidden by the capitalist society, at least until you get to the power. Then you get to forbid all the things again, but in the name of a good cause.


Come join the Party!

Hah. You sound like my friend. Unfortuantely I'm not here to get a rise out of people, however amusing that may be.

Do send me an invitation, though. I may come

[Alvin Moss]

Originally Posted by leviathancross

That's Mrs.

A lesbian homosexual called leviathan...

Can we assume you are a fat dyke with heavy men's boots and blue jeans, a short boy's haircut, numerous tattoos and a pack of cigarettes rolled up in the sleeve of your t-shirt?

[leviathancross]

Originally Posted by Alvin Moss

Lucifer, the dark angel you seem obsessed with, opposed the will of God and was driven from Heaven, doomed to spend eternity not in the presence of the Lord, but as ruler of Hell. And yet you worship him, Satan, the first epic loser. Mr. Milton, a fine Christian man, though an Englishman, pondered the subject:

And to the fierce contention brought along
Innumerable force of Spirits arm'd
That durst dislike his reign, and me preferring,
His utmost power with adverse power oppos'd
In dubious Battel on the Plains of Heav'n,
And shook his throne. What though the field be lost?

God's word on the subject: And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. Revelation 12:9

How is it, fellow, that you come to worship this wretch?

Ah, yes. I have gotten this question considerably - and understandably so. Some people believe that Satanism = Devil worship. This is not it, however. We do not believe in "Satan" as Christianity would paint the expression.

Let's start with Satan as a being. Within Satanism, Satan is essentially nothing more than a symbol. As said in the Satanic Bible: “Satanism demands study—NOT worship.” Satan, as our symbol, represents many things, and these things are described in the Nine Satanic Statements, if you wish to know more.

But then, if we're going to view this question instead as "Why do you chose to follow Satanism?" I can give a more insightful answer.

Of course, exactly like how I'm sure Christianity represents yours beliefs, Satanism represents mine. Not only in terms of "Hey, this sounds ethical (to me)." but also of how to view the world. I don't know how educated you are in terms of Satanism, but Satanism, too, has its "sins" and "rules." I will not link them, as I am not here to preach about Satanism, but if you find yourself interested in them, you can easily find them through google.

I was introduced to Satanism by a close friend of mine. I had high skepticism in the beginning, but after attending various Satanic events, I realized this is what I wanted to dovote myself to. And this was long after I had studied both Islam and Christianity.

I apologize if this seemed a bit rambly. Please ask if you need anything else explained.

Thank you.

[Dolores de Barriga]

Originally Posted by leviathancross

That's Mrs. Thank you for welcoming me, Dolores, is it?

Then I tell you with fortune that I did not read the satanic bible to get a view of other people's religion.

Dear Mrs. Leviathan,


Thank you for your reply. I do find it curious that you define yourself as a satanist yet you have not read the text which is the foundation of your religion. Is there a reason for that?

I have, however, read both the Bible and the Koran to get a better view of those religions respectively. If there was any infortmation about other religions, I must have overlooked them as I did not experience that.

That's probably because you have not been exposed to any of the texts of the Sumerian religion. Most of Genesis as well as several other parts of the Old Testament have deep similarities with the Sumerian texts, almost as if they were the result of a plagiarism from these texts - not the other way around because the Sumerian texts are at least 1000 years older.

I'm sorry you think that, but I do still commend you for taking your time in reading it.

I have read every sacred text of every religion that I could locate. Despite repetitions and other literary techniques which don't seem as appealing from the modern point of view, Mesopotamian writings are among my absolute favorites, as they belong to the very foundation of the entire Western civilization. Edda and Kalevala are great, too. And Popol Vuh is awesome. Really, all sacred texts are deeply fascinating.


Which sacred text is your favorite?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by leviathancross

If that's what you believe, then that is alright. I am by no means saying you have to ask me something. And if no one at all wants to, then they will not reply to this thread, in all likelihood. At least, I think they should not. I will not provoke for replies.

You're one of those "humble" attention whores. Got it.

Originally Posted by leviathancross

As for my father, he did no such thing, and I am lucky for that. Hitting your child is neglect and it can cause quite severe mental setbacks, like anxiety, depression and withdrawal. On top of that, may cause eating disorders, drug use or troubled sleep. Even if it was out of the bottom of a parent's heart, that does not change it.

Thank you.

Nonsense. Jesus tells us that a father beats his son because he loves him. Neglect is to fail to do something, like beating your child. Consider,

He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.
Proverbs 13:24

And why, you might ask yourself. Fortunately for you, the Holy Bible has the answer:

Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child; but the rod of correction shall drive it far from him.
Proverbs 22:15

If your father loved you, he'd prevent your silly little play-religion and wouldn't let you fall into the trap of being the stooge of those who run the show. Nor would you be a shame to your mother, your family, and your community:

The rod and reproof give wisdom: but a child left to himself bringeth his mother to shame.
Proverbs 29:15

Ultimately, it would have been for your own good.

You shall strike him with the rod And rescue his soul from Sheol.
Proverbs 23:14

Ultimately, I fear it is too late. Your continued rebellion marks you as not only a clown, but destined for Perdition. I will reserve adding your silly name to my prayer wall, as I'm not sure if you are indeed other than the pigs Jesus talks about (Matthew 7:6).

If you want to get on my Prayer Wall,
start showing some repentance.

[leviathancross]

Originally Posted by Alvin Moss

A lesbian homosexual called leviathan...

Can we assume you are a fat dyke with heavy men's boots and blue jeans, a short boy's haircut, numerous tattoos and a pack of cigarettes rolled up in the sleeve of your t-shirt?

Haha. That would be quite the experience! But no, unfortunately not so. As for my physical health, I am a healthy weight and also train regularly per week. In that sense, maybe I'm a more "butch" lesbian? My hair reaches to my waist, though admittedly it's usually up in a ponytail, haha. Tattoos are not my thing. I do not smoke or drink, never have. And my shoes almost always have a bit of heel, and I spend a bit too much money on them.

Don't know how important my apperance is, but here goes. I hope this gave you some insight, Sir.