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Default Well, pardon my noobishness ... - 01-26-2017, 02:19 PM

WELL, excuse my forgetting to post here first.

I'm a Christian, I go to a non-denominational church in Georgia called Refuge Church. Politically I'm a moderate, (centre-ish) but I vote conservative and certainly am not a leftist.

Favorite verse: Psalm 23

This verse is deeply special to me, and has had a great impact upon my life.
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WELL, excuse my forgetting to post here first.

I'm a Christian, I go to a non-denominational church in Georgia called Refuge Church. Politically I'm a moderate, (centre-ish) but I vote conservative and certainly am not a leftist.

Favorite verse: Psalm 23

This verse is deeply special to me, and has had a great impact upon my life.
Hello John,

Welcome to the forum. As long as you are polite you find the people of this forum to be very generous. The even allow an idiot like me to post here, very generous indeed. Now why is this verse in particular so special for you? Enquiring minds want to know these things.

Kind regards,

Roland


Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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WELL, excuse my forgetting to post here first.

I'm a Christian, I go to a non-denominational church in Georgia called Refuge Church. Politically I'm a moderate, (centre-ish) but I vote conservative and certainly am not a leftist.

Favorite verse: Psalm 23

This verse is deeply special to me, and has had a great impact upon my life.
Hello and to our Godly Forum!

I pray that you soon abandon that Bible-ignoring non-denominational abomination and find yourself a fine, God-obeying Baptist church soon!
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Default Re: Well, pardon my noobishness ... - 01-26-2017, 05:00 PM

Hello Mr. Raymond, and welcome to our friendly forums! Tell us about your family! How many children has your wife's hips pushed out into the world to your great honor? Is she like the merchant ships, bringing her food from afar? Does she rise while it is yet night to provide food for the household? Does she wisely consider fields to buy, and are her vineyards profitable? Does she make sure you're known at the gates of your fair city?


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Well, pardon my noobishness ... - 01-26-2017, 05:43 PM

@Roland: in my life, I've come upon some dark times personally. Even through that, though, God through his people has helped me stand through it. It's an incredibly comforting thought to me that He's not only with me in the light when things are good, but also the shadows, when life (by human standards at least) could be better.

@Basillisa: Not sure why you assume that it's an abomination or God-ignoring. Our preacher teaches the Bible and I've grown a lot there. I actually used to be a member of a Southern Baptist Church, and God used that church to help me to grow closer to him. However, he led me to another church so I could grow in different ways. God leads us all differently sister

@Mary: I have a couple of brothers, and two parents who love me and are still together. I'm not married yet, actually, but instead am looking for a Godly woman and trying to use my time as a single to honor God as well. Still a virgin though!
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@Basillisa: Not sure why you assume that it's an abomination or God-ignoring. Our preacher teaches the Bible and I've grown a lot there. I actually used to be a member of a Southern Baptist Church, and God used that church to help me to grow closer to him. However, he led me to another church so I could grow in different ways. God leads us all differently sister
Fair enough. I just hope it's not one of these non-denominational churches which ignore 90% of the Bible, and just highlight the few selected verses which seem "nice."
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Default Re: Well, pardon my noobishness ... - 01-26-2017, 05:56 PM

Nope! Thankfully it's a wonderful, Bible-believing and Bible-teaching church filled with wonderful Christians. God is good!
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God is good!
Amen!

Even when He creates evil:

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things.
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Nope! Thankfully it's a wonderful, Bible-believing and Bible-teaching church filled with wonderful Christians. God is good!
The real test of a church's faithfulness is its willingness to take on unpopular stands.


Where does you church stand on the many issues of our day and which verses does it use to explain its positions?


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Default Re: Well, pardon my noobishness ... - 01-26-2017, 10:03 PM

Which issues in particular? Do you refer to homosexuality and marital relationships? Or are you referring to such eclectic things as predestination and election of the Christian fellowship? I will attempt to answer any and all of your questions to the best of my ability.
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Which issues in particular? Do you refer to homosexuality and marital relationships? Or are you referring to such eclectic things as predestination and election of the Christian fellowship? I will attempt to answer any and all of your questions to the best of my ability.
Yes, dear, these would be an excellent start.
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