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Default Creationist and Evolutionary scientists finally agree Homo can be cured! - 07-10-2014, 01:40 AM

Yes it is true, a recent study is finally bringing Evolutionist Scientists to realize their errors and they have concurred with what creationists have been saying all along, male homosexuality is a physical issue....so it can be cured.
http://www.theguardian.com/science/2...entation-study
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Male sexual orientation influenced by genes, study shows

A study of gay men in the US has found fresh evidence that male sexual orientation is influenced by genes. Scientists tested the DNA of 400 gay men and found that genes on at least two chromosomes affected whether a man was gay or straight.
A region of the X chromosome called Xq28 had some impact on men's sexual behaviour – though scientists have no idea which of the many genes in the region are involved, nor how many lie elsewhere in the genome.
Another stretch of DNA on chromosome 8 also played a role in male sexual orientation – though again the precise mechanism is unclear.
Researchers have speculated in the past that genes linked to homosexuality in men may have survived evolution because they happened to make women who carried them more fertile. This may be the case for genes in the Xq28 region, as the X chromosome is passed down to men exclusively from their mothers.
Michael Bailey, a psychologist at Northwestern University in Illinois, set out the findings at a discussion event held in conjunction with the annual meeting of the American Association for the Advancement of Science in Chicago on Thursday. "The study shows that there are genes involved in male sexual orientation," he said. The work has yet to be published, but confirms the findings of a smaller study that sparked widespread controversy in 1993, when Dean Hamer, a scientist at the US National Cancer Institute, investigated the family histories of more than 100 gay men and found homosexuality tended to be inherited. More than 10% of brothers of gay men were gay themselves, compared to around 3% of the general population. Uncles and male cousins on the mother's side had a greater than average chance of being gay, too......
All you hear about on the news is gene therapy right? If they learn to heal genes they are only steps away from curing homo! All I can say is Praise the Lord and pray that those scientists pull their fingers out and cure this terrible disease.


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Default Re: Creationist and Evolutionary scientists finally agree Homo can be cured! - 07-10-2014, 02:37 AM

Why would we waste money on gene therapy, let's just kill the homos.

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Default Re: Creationist and Evolutionary scientists finally agree Homo can be cured! - 07-10-2014, 03:06 AM

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Why would we waste money on gene therapy, let's just kill the homos.

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Default Re: Creationist and Evolutionary scientists finally agree Homo can be cured! - 07-10-2014, 06:06 AM

I thought that gay genes were mostly Levi's.


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Default Re: Creationist and Evolutionary scientists finally agree Homo can be cured! - 07-10-2014, 06:28 AM

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Yes it is true, a recent study is finally bringing Evolutionist Scientists to realize their errors and they have concurred with what creationists have been saying all along, male homosexuality is a physical issue....so it can be cured.
http://www.theguardian.com/science/2...entation-study
All you hear about on the news is gene therapy right? If they learn to heal genes they are only steps away from curing homo! All I can say is Praise the Lord and pray that those scientists pull their fingers out and cure this terrible disease.
We agree that we can "fix" homos but we can also "ruin" straights. We dont say that it is an illness,nor we were ever wrong on this topic. The article only shows that with genetic modification, we can change your sexual preferences. If you want to see it as "we can fix homos" its right too but it also means "We can ruin straight people" Pray for people not to fall on depressions deep enough to run over and change their sex.


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Default Re: Creationist and Evolutionary scientists finally agree Homo can be cured! - 07-10-2014, 06:48 PM

Jesus Had Two Fathers Your Argument Is Invalid. YOU MADE THE GAYS!
Matthew 20:22 states that Jesus married a prostitute that was indeed female. Though this has been stated as fact via the Holy Bible I have found evidence to suggest the latter. Jesus' sinning prostitute wife was indeed transexual. More that later.
You also seem to forget the fact that Jesus himself had 2 fathers, meaning pro-creation among two males is not only appropriate but possible within Christianity.
And as for genes deciding sexual orientation IT HAS NOT BEEN PROVED *** potty language *** YOU.

GET YO FACTS STRAIGHT (Or rather gay) *** potty language ***.

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Default Re: Creationist and Evolutionary scientists finally agree Homo can be cured! - 07-10-2014, 07:19 PM

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Jesus Had Two Fathers Your Argument Is Invalid. YOU MADE THE GAYS!
LIAR.

Joseph's seed had nothing to do with the conception of Jesus.

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Matthew 20:22 states that Jesus married a prostitute that was indeed female. Though this has been stated as fact via the Holy Bible I have found evidence to suggest the latter. Jesus' sinning prostitute wife was indeed transexual. More that later.
LIAR.

(Matthew 20:22) "But Jesus answered and said, Ye know not what ye ask. Are ye able to drink of the cup that I shall drink of, and to be baptized with the baptism that I am baptized with? They say unto him, We are able."

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You also seem to forget the fact that Jesus himself had 2 fathers, meaning pro-creation among two males is not only appropriate but possible within Christianity.
And as for genes deciding sexual orientation IT HAS NOT BEEN PROVED *** potty language *** YOU.

GET YO FACTS STRAIGHT (Or rather gay) *** potty language ***.
Sounds to me like you're a sodomite so you see sodomy everywhere you look.

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Jesus Had Two Fathers Your Argument Is Invalid. YOU MADE THE GAYS!
Matthew 20:22 states that Jesus married a prostitute that was indeed female. Though this has been stated as fact via the Holy Bible I have found evidence to suggest the latter. Jesus' sinning prostitute wife was indeed transexual. More that later.
You also seem to forget the fact that Jesus himself had 2 fathers, meaning pro-creation among two males is not only appropriate but possible within Christianity.
And as for genes deciding sexual orientation IT HAS NOT BEEN PROVED *** potty language *** YOU.

GET YO FACTS STRAIGHT (Or rather gay) *** potty language ***.
For a foul mouth first time poster you sure can get a lot from a single scripture by a mother of 2 boys asking Jesus to take both of them into heaven and says nothing concerning any marriage. Maybe you should actually read some of that Bible of yours.


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Jesus Had Two Fathers Your Argument Is Invalid. YOU MADE THE GAYS!
Matthew 20:22 states that Jesus married a prostitute that was indeed female. Though this has been stated as fact via the Holy Bible I have found evidence to suggest the latter. Jesus' sinning prostitute wife was indeed transexual. More that later.
You also seem to forget the fact that Jesus himself had 2 fathers, meaning pro-creation among two males is not only appropriate but possible within Christianity.
And as for genes deciding sexual orientation IT HAS NOT BEEN PROVED *** potty language *** YOU.

GET YO FACTS STRAIGHT (Or rather gay) *** potty language ***.
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Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.



Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

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It's sad how often I have seen you say that in the short time I have been here. Why do these Godmockers even come here, as this is obviously a True Christian forum.


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Default Re: Creationist and Evolutionary scientists finally agree Homo can be cured! - 07-11-2014, 03:07 PM

I would like to formally apologise, I should of known better than to leave my computer open when my atheist brother in law was snooping around my house again. action will be taken so this will never happen again
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Default Re: Creationist and Evolutionary scientists finally agree Homo can be cured! - 07-11-2014, 03:41 PM

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I would like to formally apologise, I should of known better than to leave my computer open when my atheist brother in law was snooping around my house again. action will be taken so this will never happen again
Mr. Dalmer if you are genuinely interested in learning more about the love of our Lord and what would be expected of you [and you want to stick around on this site] Might I suggest you take some time to read

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=1067011#post1067011

Then go to the introduction forum and introduce yourself to the congregation in your own thread.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=16

Yours in Christ and I will be praying for your soul, also the soul of your brother, if you have one.




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