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Default Re: Help me save my family - 01-29-2017, 04:29 AM

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an confession are the only way

Please explain confession and the context in which you are using it. I am getting the feeling that all is not as it seems here.


Isaiah 66:15

For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Default Re: Help me save my family - 01-30-2017, 08:33 PM

Hmm, maybe you should watch her like... more, if her is acting strange, type to me i will help.
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Default Re: Help me save my family - 01-30-2017, 08:42 PM

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Hmm, maybe you should watch her like... more, if her is acting strange, type to me i will help.
How do you think you can help? You seem inadequate even helping yourself?


Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

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Default Re: Help me save my family - 01-30-2017, 10:37 PM

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Hmm, maybe you should watch her like... more, if her is acting strange, type to me i will help.

You talk like some kind of Chinaman who learned to speak a little American. Is that the situation here?


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Default Re: Help me save my family - 01-31-2017, 04:21 PM

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Hello, I am new here and I need help, it is an emergency I do not know what to do!!


I caught my daughter watching a utube video that at first I thought was a harmless cartoon. I'm so horrified I don't know where to start. She just went to her cousin's house to study and left utube on so I watched to see what the cartoon was about. I'm so shocked I can hardly type and my hands are shaking. It was a show called Red vs. Blue. I cannot even say what I witnessed without damning myself and my family. Last week I also caught her watching a movie that had a blue woman with short hair and very tight clothing. I don't know what it was but the tv was shut off immediately when I saw the blue woman and I sent her to bed.


I don't know what I am doing wrong, I really need help to control my daughter. She is 13 years old and I don't want her to send us all to hell. My wife is a great cook with good hips and homeschools the children. We also have a wonderful son that is 9 years old and his best friend is the autistic boy that lives across the street and thankfully does not watch the same trash as his older sister.


What should I do about my daughter? I am considering cancelling the tv and internet to save her from all this blasphemous trash, and the whole family from the pits of hell if she continues on her path of destruction. Please help fast! She will be home from her cousin's soon.

A quick Google search reveals that the show "Red vs Blue" is a parody of video games involving a civil war being fought in the middle of a canyon.


PLEASE do not beat your daughter. She will not understand and will just come to hate you for attacking her.


... Unfortunately, these forums have already come to a conclusion regarding this show... http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=80202


But I'd prefer you try and remain open-minded about the subject.
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Default Re: Help me save my family - 01-31-2017, 04:31 PM

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A quick Google search reveals that the show "Red vs Blue" is a parody of video games involving a civil war being fought in the middle of a canyon.


PLEASE do not beat your daughter. She will not understand and will just come to hate you for attacking her.


... Unfortunately, these forums have already come to a conclusion regarding this show... http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=80202


But I'd prefer you try and remain open-minded about the subject.

Greetings bubbusca. I welcome you to this forum though I am not a member here. The white people who are in charge have graciously allowed me to participate here even though I am a Black man and not a Baptist. They are very friendly and welcoming to all who behave themselves and I believe that many have come to love me for my forthright accusations of racism and anti-negro activities of many white people in Babylon. I am here on this site and also here in Babylon to provide diversity.


I have noticed that all white people are angered if they are lectured and these white people are no different. My advice to you is to be friendly and do not try to lecture these white people. You could wind up in the white man's hell when all you are trying to do is to tell grownups how it really is. Life can be very cruel.


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Default Re: Help me save my family - 01-31-2017, 07:04 PM

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PLEASE do not beat your daughter. She will not understand and will just come to hate you for attacking her.
If her soul is saved (Proverbs 22:15; Proverbs 23:13-14), who cares if the child comprehends the beatings or not? What's a few days or weeks of intense pain in the light of eternity? Besides, a decent Christian man doesn't allow his children to shame his wife (Proverbs 29:15).


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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