[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by openmindedagnostic

Sorry biblical logic? i fail to see the logic...or the biblical for that matter many people decide not to marry for a myriad of reasons some of them because of the faith they hold in christ

People are stupid. Why would faith in Christ prevent you from getting married?

[H. Montague Worthington]

When Mike Huckabee is swept into the White House in a devastating electoral landslide in November 2012, Conservative Christian Republicans will have learned their lesson from America's flirtation with Muslim Nigra Socialism in 2008 and George W. Bush's sissified namby pamby view of Presidential authority.

When President Huckabee and Vice President Bachmann take office in January, 2013, the cry heard all around the nation will be "Socialism: Never Again!!" By March 2013 the Camps will be under construction to intern The Enemies of American Freedom®. I'll bet you there are millions of them crawling between ghetto flophouses and maniacal hate organizations like ACORN, MoveOn, and the Democratic National Committee. But we will stop them cold--- with brute force and utter destruction!! Many will likely kill themselves to avoid what will be coming their way from the forces unleashed by this demonstration of American Freedom® and Liberty©.

No, THIS time when we get a Republican President, there will be no letting The Enemies of American Freedom® off with a slap on the wrist or torture sessions performed in private!! Suspension of habeus corpus will be accomplished swiftly and imposed on our domestic enemies with no quarter!! This time it will be out in the open, with the scaldings and waterboardings and electrocutions performed proudly, on national television!!

Oh sure, the Republicans may run on a platform of compassion and restoring honor (you know what I mean) to the White House. Mike Huckabee will make a lot of corny jokes to show he's a guy you can have a beer with. Even Michelle Bachmann will tone it down for the campaign. But once in power we will use it like never before, with true Shock and Awe-- both in America's festering Ghetto hell holes and across the Globe!! President Huckabee will make Dick Cheney look like Ghandi!! Hitler and Pol Pot will be forgotten!! The great rivers of America will run red with the blood of our enemies!!! The oceans of the world will turn pink with the bloody pulp of entire races!! Huge swaths of distant continents will turn to glass from the fireballs we will unleash!!

But I'm getting ahead of myself a bit. In the meantime we must stop Socialism and Obamacare. And yes, homos caused the Civil War.

[damnproudsodomite]

Originally Posted by PalinHuckabee4Prez

Along with Uppity Negroes, of course. The President right before the war was James Buchanon and he's the only president who never married, which makes him a gay. Thus by that biblical logic, Homosexuality caused the civil war, just like Atheism caused the atrocities of Stalinist Russia.
Read more about the nancyboy here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_B..._relationships

Racist mother piffleer. That's the dumbest piffleing thing i've ever heard. You're just trying to put more blame on gays when they did absolutely nothing wrong. Sick piffleing bastard you are. How does the previous president have anything to do with it? How does not being married make you gay? are you piffleing stupid? or are you just christian? mormon.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by damnproudsodomite

Racist mother piffleer. That's the dumbest piffleing thing i've ever heard. You're just trying to put more blame on gays when they did absolutely nothing wrong. Sick piffleing bastard you are. How does the previous president have anything to do with it? How does not being married make you gay? are you piffleing stupid? or are you just christian? mormon.

Such hatred friend.

Why such anger?

[little gay billy]

Originally Posted by jon straat

.....Please tell me this is a joke.

A war that was brought about by the dividing issue of slavery, caused because the South separated from the North in order to keep slavery, and ended with the abolishment of slavery was brought on by homosexuals?

Thats.....just stupid.

Its not a joke to them. But we of course see so many contradictions with there words.

[little gay billy]

Originally Posted by damnproudsodomite

Racist mother piffleer. That's the dumbest piffleing thing i've ever heard. You're just trying to put more blame on gays when they did absolutely nothing wrong. Sick piffleing bastard you are. How does the previous president have anything to do with it? How does not being married make you gay? are you piffleing stupid? or are you just christian? mormon.

During the time of the civil war most gay men and women did not even know they were gay, they just knew that something was different.
But if you go by that "logic" that a presidents homosexuality had something to do with the civil war starting then by the same logic that Bushwack fools heterosexuality had everything to do with the current war. Including the evil heterosexual delusions of weapons of mass destruction. In fact every war that we had (except the civil) there was a heterosexual in office.
Obviously those heterosexuals that take there woman from the rear are responsible for them.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by MyFootYourFace

Its not a joke to them. But we of course see so many contradictions with there words.

Contradictions. Show me one.

The only contradiction I see is how anyone can be a liberal in a democracy.

[little gay billy]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

Contradictions. Show me one.

The only contradiction I see is how anyone can be a liberal in a democracy.

You say God is love. Peace. and all that.

Then you are not of your god as is shown with your hatred towards gays and blacks.

I cant take the bible seriously because there were too many editing jobs done to it. (omitting several cannons that were found in the Dead Sea) And in gods words it does say that Man shall not remove or alter his words.
D'oh! Well then why so many revisions and alterations of the text?

[PalinHuckabee4Prez]

Originally Posted by MyFootYourFace

During the time of the civil war most gay men and women did not even know they were gay, they just knew that something was different.
But if you go by that "logic" that a presidents homosexuality had something to do with the civil war starting then by the same logic that Bushwack fools heterosexuality had everything to do with the current war. Including the evil heterosexual delusions of weapons of mass destruction. In fact every war that we had (except the civil) there was a heterosexual in office.
Obviously those heterosexuals that take there woman from the rear are responsible for them.

Our godly campaigns in Irak and Afganastan to kill muslum terrsts and avenge 9/11™ can in no way be compared to that slimy jew Lincoln spitting in the face of the bible fearing people of the CSA by stealing their property and burning down the homes and farms that they'd had other people work so hard to build. Even without the civil war slavery would eventually been destroy by som activist judges anyway. So if the jew Lincoln and the homo Buchanon knew that, they just launched the war of northern aggresion because, like our current "president", they hated white people.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by MyFootYourFace

You say God is love. Peace. and all that.

Then you are not of your god as is shown with your hatred towards gays and blacks.

I cant take the bible seriously because there were too many editing jobs done to it. (omitting several cannons that were found in the Dead Sea) And in gods words it does say that Man shall not remove or alter his words.
D'oh! Well then why so many revisions and alterations of the text?

We're not pacifists. Peace and love doesn't extend to people out to do evil like murderers, rapist, child molesters and democrats.

[Johnnyboy]

Originally Posted by MyFootYourFace

You say God is love. Peace. and all that.

Friend, exactly who said "God is love", ect. I know I didn't. I've never heard a Christian here say it, either. The KJV1611 Bible( the only Bible, any other version is only good for starting your wood stove) tells us that God has plenty of hate. Reading about, and understanding Gods hate has made me a much better person. I realize now that I don't have to hate joos and queers. God does it for me! With no hatred in my life, I'm sure I'll live much longer. Stress is very harmful, you know.

God Bless

[little gay billy]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

We're not pacifists. Peace and love doesn't extend to people out to do evil like murderers, rapist, child molesters and democrats.

Oh yeah I hear ya. All of the groups you mentioned above are 99% heterosexuals to. Homos have a lower crime rate then heteros proportionately by far. Like maybe 1% of the homo minority - which is about 10% of the entire population - get in trouble were at least 25% of the hetero majority - about 90% of the population - are always in trouble.
That works out to 1% of 10% of the whole for homos, and 25% of 90% for heteros.
Who is causing trouble now?

Sounds like alot of evil heterosexual republicans are doing the devils work to me.

[Father Maurice Lester]

Whether or not America had 'back to back' Presidents who were suspiciously good at decorating is not really the point now is it. Provided they were not practicing homosexuals and were understanding of the related sins of such ungodly flesh glove fittings they were, and are, still decent creatures of the garden God gave us on his earth.

In truth the American civil war (there were many other civil wars btw...) had as much or more to do with trade imbalance and related restrictions as it did with the abolitionist movement.

Blaming one thing or another on sexual orientation is a cheap canard favoured by those who, quite (Barney) frankly, are undoubtedly familiar with the inside of closet doors.

I might remind you folks that in the end... it was the Catholic dominated North that won the war, freed the slaves and brought peace to a divided nation... a nation who in their tacit appreciation for such leadership have now seen to it that the U.S. Supreme court is awash with Catholic scholars and nary a Babtwit in sight... save for the night cleaning staff.



Bless you, my taciturn toilet polishers,
Father Mo





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[Levi Jones]

Originally Posted by Father Maurice Lester

I might remind you folks that in the end... it was the Catholic dominated North that won the war.

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Lincoln was raised Baptist.
Oddly enough, Jefferson Davis was a catlick.

[Johnnyboy]

Originally Posted by Father Maurice Lester

I might remind you folks that in the end... it was the Catholic dominated North that won the war, .

More lies from a ring kissing papist. The yankees didn't win anything. My Southern ancestors settled for an honorable peace. It was a draw. How else can you explain the Confederate flag flying over the South Carolina state house? There's no nazi flag flying in Berlin, that's because we whooped the Krauts. Get your facts straight, boy monger.

[Father Maurice Lester]

Originally Posted by Levi Jones

Lincoln was raised Baptist.

So your gay President was a Baptwit... who could have guessed!

Oddly enough, Jefferson Davis was a catlick.

So a man revered by many in the Baptwit South for his dignified leadership during the civil war was a Catholic. I just goes to show how impressive a good Catholic education can be in the hands of a good Catholic boy... that or how hard it was for the entire Confederate Nation to come up with a suitable leader from a Baptwit background.


Bless you, my confused confederate,
Father Mo




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[Levi Jones]

Originally Posted by Father Maurice Lester

So your gay President was a Baptwit... who could have guessed!

I said he was raised Baptist. There's an important distinction.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Father Maurice Lester

So your gay President was a Baptwit... who could have guessed!

Lincoln is more nuanced than that; the good things he did, like the Gettysburg Address, were because of his Baptist upbringing. The bad things, like getting elected on anti-property free labor platform and oppressing the South by pretending he one the Civil War are because Lincoln was a dirty atheist.

[Robert Hutchins]

Lincoln also banned slavery in seceeding states. So he makes a law only for those who have already told him he doesnt matter to them. Like "gay rights" rallies, even though we are so merciful a country we can't stone them like God wants us to.

[B. Zellebub]

Did you guys know God never married? By that biblical logic, he's gay and hate you all.