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Mom Pierced Her... -
09-24-2006, 03:42 PM
Cooter! That's all I can bear to say about it. But read this poor child's letter and help her if you can! UPSET GLENDORA
From anonymous: My mom has pierced her own nipples five times each. Then she decided she wanted her hood pierced (I guess this is part of the cooter?), but was so embarrassed by the excess skin (a sure sign of excess "M" activity!) that she didn’t want to go to a piercer to do it. So she pierced her own horizontal hood. After a week, she decided that she didn’t like it and wanted it vertical — promptly taking it out and re-piercing it. A week later she had to re-pierce yet again because the bead popped out and the ring was lost. A self-done navel piercing, two self-done cartilage piercings, and a professional tongue piercing soon followed; as well as six tattoos.
I'm sure some people think my mom is a pretty cool lady. I know better. My mom is using her self mutilation as an attention getting device. One more thing, my mom insists on showing her latest piercings to my school friends, regardless of how private the area pieced is. Last week I came home to find my boyfriend's car in front of the house and him inside getting a prince albert, courtesy of my mom! Well I'm at a point where I don't know what to do. I have prayed for the Lord to intervene, but it hasn't worked so far. I have tried to find and dispose of all the needles etc., but mom just keeps buying more. Help!
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09-25-2006, 12:42 AM
Ok, that just made me sick. I don't even understand half of the words in that letter. The harlots involved may be beyond hope, as Jesus does not smile upon scarred or damaged goods.....
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Mom Pierced Her... -
09-25-2006, 09:18 AM
I don't really understand what the post is about in the first place. It sounds like some woman was into self-mutilation and then got a hood to wear to cover it all up and had to poke eye-holes in the hood..
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Re: Mom Pierced Her... -
09-25-2006, 09:26 AM
I didn't know they still sold Prince Albert.
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5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Mom Pierced Her... -
09-25-2006, 09:28 AM
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Originally Posted by eliot mayfield
I didn't know they still sold Prince Albert.
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It's a haircut....like a mullet, I think.
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Re: Mom Pierced Her... -
09-25-2006, 09:43 AM
Oh dear God in heaven! Do not google that Pastor.
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Mom Pierced Her... -
09-25-2006, 09:46 AM
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Oh dear God in heaven! Do not google that Pastor.
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My faith is strong, but if the Devil got in my eyes I would have to gouge them out. I am afraid to Google anything to do with this thread.
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Re: Mom Pierced Her... -
09-25-2006, 10:37 AM
I wish I hadn't!
But I'm hesitant about gouging my eyes out.
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Mom Pierced Her... -
09-25-2006, 12:18 PM
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Originally Posted by eliot mayfield
I wish I hadn't!
But I'm hesitant about gouging my eyes out.
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You know what the Good Lord says:
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Matthew 5:29: And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.
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Better go find a spoon!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Mom Pierced Her... -
09-25-2006, 12:42 PM
well, my eye didn't offend me. The picture did, but I only glanced at it for a split second!
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Mom Pierced Her... -
09-27-2006, 10:50 PM
Yikes! I wonder how she gets through Airport security?
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Re: Mom Pierced Her... -
09-29-2006, 04:27 PM
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It's a haircut....like a mullet, I think.
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Isn't that Jesus' new haircut?
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Re: Mom Pierced Her... -
09-29-2006, 04:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Andreas
Isn't that Jesus' new haircut?
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It's common knowlege.
Jesus always had a Mullet.
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Re: Mom Pierced Her... -
09-29-2006, 06:56 PM
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It's common knowlege.
Jesus always had a Mullet.
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Hmmmmmm....
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Re: Mom Pierced Her... -
09-29-2006, 06:58 PM
And he looked like that as a baby:
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Re: Mom Pierced Her... -
09-29-2006, 08:25 PM
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GLORY!
Thats a sweeeet Kentucky waterfall you are sporting JESUS!!!!
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Re: Mom Pierced Her... -
10-11-2006, 07:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Ok, that just made me sick. I don't even understand half of the words in that letter. The harlots involved may be beyond hope, as Jesus does not smile upon scarred or damaged goods.....
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What do you mean by "damaged goods"?
Do you mean people who are deaf? Blind? Crippled? Got the AIDS?
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Re: Mom Pierced Her... -
10-11-2006, 07:23 PM
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What do you mean by "damaged goods"?
Do you mean people who are deaf? Blind? Crippled? Got the AIDS?
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By Aids do we mean "Ass injected death sentance" ?
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Re: Mom Pierced Her... -
10-11-2006, 07:27 PM
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By Aids do we mean "Ass injected death sentance" ?
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The very same!
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Re: Mom Pierced Her... -
10-11-2006, 07:29 PM
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Originally Posted by DazDaMan
What do you mean by "damaged goods"?
Do you mean people who are deaf? Blind? Crippled? Got the AIDS?
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Change this picture to suit. Deaf, Blind, Cripper........
If God© decides he doesn't like you then you gonna BURN!
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