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Default i got a infarcton 2day - 03-11-2015, 07:15 PM

i got an infarction 2day
i dunno y i dunno y
i just tryed taking 2 some1
i kno y i kno y
u try 2 b nice n den
u c da mesage u c da message
u got an infaarction 2 day
40 points 40 points
it dun make me sad
it dun mak me mad
it just makez me fonfuzed
i just try 2 b nice


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Default Re: i got a infarcton 2day - 03-11-2015, 07:30 PM

Based on your writing, I'm guessing cerebral rather than myocardial?


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Default Re: i got a infarcton 2day - 03-11-2015, 10:05 PM

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This was the only thing I could understand so I assume you're excited about college basketball?


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Default Re: i got a infarcton 2day - 03-11-2015, 11:59 PM

Can someone please translate into English what he/she/it is saying. I can't understand a word of it. In fact, imo, that post deserves an infarcshun.


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Default Re: i got a infarcton 2day - 03-12-2015, 12:17 AM

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i got an infarction 2day
i dunno y i dunno y
i just tryed taking 2 some1
i kno y i kno y
u try 2 b nice n den
u c da mesage u c da message
u got an infaarction 2 day
40 points 40 points
it dun make me sad
it dun mak me mad
it just makez me fonfuzed
i just try 2 b nice
this is the most beautiful poetry i think i have ever read. gold star. we should hang this up in a museum.


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Default Re: i got a infarcton 2day - 03-12-2015, 12:20 AM

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Can someone please translate into English what he/she/it is saying. I can't understand a word of it. In fact, imo, that post deserves an infarcshun.
It has the writing ability of a Negro, so what we have seen is likely some Cajun swamp voodoo ritual invoking satan to crash the LBC server.


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Default Re: i got a infarcton 2day - 03-12-2015, 05:52 AM

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this is the most beautiful poetry i think i have ever read. gold star. we should hang this up in a museum.
At first I thought you were being sarcastic, then I remembered that satan has skewed your perception to the point that you can't tell the difference between an anus and a (pardon my french) v@g!na.
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Default Re: i got a infarcton 2day - 03-12-2015, 11:11 AM

It would appear our young friend has composed a song about receiving an infraction for something she posted. She's probably in one of those screamo bands or something.


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It would appear our young friend has composed a song about receiving an infraction for something she posted. She's probably in one of those screamo bands or something.
..well I see what you mean
I HATE MYSELF
…And Keep Reaching For Those Stars
.i want to be in a motercycle gang
.gangreen and mean and [REDACTED] all the time.
.picture me on the back of a harley
.leather-clad and bad and driving fifty-five.
.i want to see things i'll never get to see
.foreign bronze, klingons, [REDACTED] with purple eyes.
.yeah, look at me - sad and low and lonely - dead-end job, a slob,
.and [REDACTED] all the time.
.i'm going nowhere. i'd rather go somewhere instead.
.i'm gonna blow a hole through the back of my head.
.don't cry when I say good-bye
What on earth must have to happen for a person to find the screamo entertaining? Perhaps Mrs Lytton-Vasey's enquiry, if answered, will reveal some more information.
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At first I thought you were being sarcastic, then I remembered that satan has skewed your perception to the point that you can't tell the difference between an anus and a (pardon my french) v@g!na.
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Well, you could stop being a lazy useless clueless pointless slut and start typing complete words and complete sentences! Jesus decided to give me osteoarthritis and rheumatoid arthritis to increase the suffering I need to endure to earn my entry into Heaven and I still type complete words and complete sentences! You should be ashamed of yourself!


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this is the most beautiful poetry i think i have ever read. gold star. we should hang this up in a museum.
Not read much then?

You should try some real poetry: God's Words:

Song:6:4: Thou art beautiful, O my love, as Tirzah, comely as Jerusalem, terrible as an army with banners.
Song:6:5: Turn away thine eyes from me, for they have overcome me: thy hair is as a flock of goats that appear from Gilead.
Song:6:6: Thy teeth are as a flock of sheep which go up from the washing, whereof every one beareth twins, and there is not one barren among them.
Song:6:7: As a piece of a pomegranate are thy temples within thy locks.


I often recite that to Mrs Bathfire and it never fails to bring tears to her eyes.





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Default Re: i got a infarcton 2day - 03-13-2015, 01:31 AM

Dear Fallen Angel,

I was feeling charitable, so I decided to subject myself to more of your screamo black metal band lyrics. This one caught my eye:

Samain

Dear, I want you to know that Jesus, in His infinite compassion, will forgive you for any and all spelling errors you make.

On the other hand, your current lord and master, Satan, he's a real stickler for grammar and spelling.

I reckon when you get to Hell, he's going to rape you twice as hard just for misspelling "Samhain."


I suggest you either learn to spell, or accept Jesus Christ as your personal savior.

Or, hey, why not do both? Learning to spell is easier when you have Jesus as a tutor.


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Default Re: i got a infarcton 2day - 11-08-2016, 05:50 PM

Is the poem saying that you were penalized 40 points as an infraction for talking to someone?


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Default Re: i got a infarcton 2day - 11-09-2016, 01:20 PM

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Is the poem saying that you were penalized 40 points as an infraction for talking to someone?
If you are interested in poetry, often identified with a certain symmetry in events as much as with the rhyming of words, could I recommend the book of Jonah.

JONAH 3 . KJV . from the historical record
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Who can tell if God will turn and repent, and turn away from his fierce anger, that we perish not?
10 And God saw their works, that they turned from their evil way; and God repented of the evil, that he had said that he would do unto them; and he did it not.
4:1 But it displeased Jonah exceedingly, and he was very angry.
2 And he prayed unto the LORD, and said, I pray thee, O LORD, was not this my saying, when I was yet in my country? Therefore I fled before unto Tarshish: for I knew that thou art a gracious God, and merciful, slow to anger, and of great kindness, and repentest thee of the evil.
3 Therefore now, O LORD, take, I beseech thee, my life from me; for it is better for me to die than to live.
4 Then said the LORD, Doest thou well to be angry?
5 So Jonah went out of the city, and sat on the east side of the city, and there made him a booth, and sat under it in the shadow, till he might see what would become of the city.
6 And the LORD God prepared a gourd, and made it to come up over Jonah, that it might be a shadow over his head, to deliver him from his grief. So Jonah was exceeding glad of the gourd.
7 But God prepared a worm when the morning rose the next day, and it smote the gourd that it withered.
8 And it came to pass, when the sun did arise, that God prepared a vehement east wind; and the sun beat upon the head of Jonah, that he fainted, and wished in himself to die, and said, It is better for me to die than to live.
9 And God said to Jonah, Doest thou well to be angry for the gourd? And he said, I do well to be angry, even unto death.
10 Then said the LORD, Thou hast had pity on the gourd, for the which thou hast not laboured, neither madest it grow; which came up in a night, and perished in a night:
11 And should not I spare Nineveh, that great city, wherein are more than sixscore thousand persons that cannot discern between their right hand and their left hand; and also much cattle?
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Default Re: i got a infarcton 2day - 11-09-2016, 06:21 PM

Thanks for the tip, Mitza.

I do in fact love poetry quite a lot! I even wanted to share one of my own last night, but it doesn't look like I have the posting privileges for that yet.


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