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Voice of God Killing Germans -
01-17-2007, 08:22 PM
THIS story brings a warm glow to my heart. God is calling certain Germans home . . . or perhaps to eternal hellfire! Only He knows for sure.
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Driver Follows Navigation System, Crashes
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BERLIN (Jan. 16) - A 46-year-old German motorist driving along a busy road suddenly veered to the left and ended up stuck on a railway track -- because his satellite navigation system told him to, police said Sunday.
The motorist was heading into the north German city of Bremen "when the friendly voice from his satnav told him to turn left," a spokesman said. "The odd thing is, he says it wasn't even turned on."
The man did what the voice ordered him to do and turned his Audi left up over the curb and onto the track of a local streetcar line. He tried to back up off the track but got completely stuck, in the path of an oncoming tram.
The police spokesman said about a dozen trams were held up until a tow truck arrived to clear the car off the track.
Several German motorists have crashed their cars in recent months, the survivors telling police they were only obeying orders from their satnavs to turn directly in front of trains, trams, or other hazards.
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Re: Voice of God Killing Germans -
01-19-2007, 08:37 PM
Climate is changing.
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01-19-2007, 09:57 PM
That reminds me about something completely unrelated; Brother Eliot; I trust the radio broadcast equipment we sent you is performing adequately?
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01-19-2007, 10:15 PM
Mein Gott! Gott in Himmel!!!
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Mein Gott! Gott in Himmel!!!
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Ja, Deutschland hat Ihm off-ge-pissed.
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01-19-2007, 10:20 PM
in Himmel oder im Himmel?
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01-19-2007, 11:54 PM
This is no place for Satanic gibberish, thank you very much.
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01-19-2007, 11:59 PM
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01-20-2007, 12:16 AM
I apologize, brothers and sisters in Christ...The only tounge you'll hear from now on is "woof, woof".
BTW: typo, it's ihn...
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01-21-2007, 02:51 AM
Tommy
The Lexicographer
Slovenia's my country, so
I'm not too big on brains.
Yet when I hear your whistles
I look Right-Left for trains.
The hovel-hutch I call my home
is an untidy job--for which
it now occurs to me:
the origin of your word, slob.
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I apologize, brothers and sisters in Christ...The only tounge you'll hear from now on is "woof, woof".
BTW: typo, it's ihn...
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Then what is that mess you made in your signature?
Looks like more satanic code to me. Do we have to rub your nose in it?
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01-21-2007, 05:27 AM
I have a question about this satnav thing. Is it possible since trams have similar satelite navigation systems that they are interfering with each other and causing them to tell the driver to go to the other satnav on the train. Therefor causing them to collide.
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01-21-2007, 05:48 AM
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I have a question about this satnav thing. Is it possible since trams have similar satelite navigation systems that they are interfering with each other and causing them to tell the driver to go to the other satnav on the train. Therefor causing them to collide.
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Nope. GPS satellites only tell the reciever time and related information. The reciever does all the figuring.
The situation is that the Germans don't think of the hazards on the road are to stupid to realize the navigation device has no clue about oncoming trains and the like.
Why, oh why did the military ever release GPS use to the world? Our GODLY military designed and uses GPS to tell them exactly where they are in relation to the enemy so they can dish out GOD's justice to the heathens, not so stupid Germans would use it to go to the corner grocery store!
I can understand releasing its use to GODLY Americans but to the whole world?!
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01-21-2007, 03:34 PM
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I can understand releasing its use to GODLY Americans but to the whole world?!
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Don't worry. European space agency is designing its own navigational system that should run by 2010.
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01-21-2007, 05:36 PM
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Don't worry. European space agency is designing its own navigational system that should run by 2010.
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Don't hold your breath, doubtless they will make it stupied and clunky enough in fine European tradition to make it useless like the Russians did with their GPS system.
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Re: Voice of God Killing Germans -
01-21-2007, 07:48 PM
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Nope. GPS satellites only tell the reciever time and related information. The reciever does all the figuring.
The situation is that the Germans don't think of the hazards on the road are to stupid to realize the navigation device has no clue about oncoming trains and the like.
Why, oh why did the military ever release GPS use to the world? Our GODLY military designed and uses GPS to tell them exactly where they are in relation to the enemy so they can dish out GOD's justice to the heathens, not so stupid Germans would use it to go to the corner grocery store!
I can understand releasing its use to GODLY Americans but to the whole world?!
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Its called money and thats all they care about. You would think you realized that after 6 years of bush being president.
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01-22-2007, 05:09 AM
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Its called money and thats all they care about. You would think you realized that after 6 years of bush being president.
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And I suppose you are above all that, right? You don't care about money at all, right?
Listen nancyboy; Jesus Christ Himself hand picked GWB to guide our great nation through the War on Terror. Insulting Him will only hasten your decent into hellfire.
You would think you realized that after a solid week of hearing about God's plan.
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Re: Voice of God Killing Germans -
01-22-2007, 04:46 PM
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Its called money and thats all they care about. You would think you realized that after 6 years of bush being president.
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Friend,
Why would Bush care about money? As God's Anointed Jesus sees to it that rich Republican donors give Bush all the money he could ever want.
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