3 True Christians™ who are in a distant land spreading the word of the Lord need to rent a hotel for the night. Since they are God fearing, and not homersexuals or anything like that, they each need their own room. They enter a hotel and are told by the hotel clerk that each room will be $10 for the night. So they each pay the clerk $10, for a total of
$30.
$10 X 3 =
$30 total money paid
As the nigra bell-hop began bringing their bags to their respective rooms, the hotel clerk remembered a hotel special set by the hotel manager. 3 rooms for 1 night is $25 dollars. So he refunded the 3 True Christians™ $5.
This posed a bit of a problem. Because they could not easily divide the $5 between the 3 of them in a hurry. So they came up with a simple solution: They would each take a dollar back, and against their better judgment tip the nigro bellhop $2.
The facts:
- They each paid
$9 a night for a room, as they each took back a dollar.
- They gave the lazy nigra bellhop a
$2 tip. (against their better judgment™ of course)
Therefore:
$9 X 3 =
$27 , plus the
$2 they give the nigra bellhop =
$29
What happened to the missing dollar???