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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
09-22-2010, 06:46 PM
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Typical hatemongering from the savage eskimos of Denmark.
I drive a custom Escalade, live in a 20 room mansion with an indoor pool, eat porterhuse steak for breakfast, command a full bevy of servants, have access to a private Lear Jet 24/7, and travel the world spreading God's love.
You live in an igloo, chew blubber for breakfast, and have probably never taken a shower.
Who's stupid?
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Ok I'll try to keep a proper tounge, mr. Ezekiel but what makes you say that danish people lives in igloos? I'm jusk asking
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
09-22-2010, 07:12 PM
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Ok I'll try to keep a proper tounge, mr. Ezekiel but what makes you say that danish people lives in igloos? I'm jusk asking
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As a Denmarkian my self (may God have mercy on my soul), I know how most Denmarkians live.
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09-22-2010, 08:04 PM
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As a Denmarkian my self (may God have mercy on my soul), I know how most Denmarkians live.
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Whoa, I've never seen any igloos here in Denmark
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
09-22-2010, 08:17 PM
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Paying attention is not your thing now is it? I never said it is ok for gays to rape children.
Allowing gays to adopt and forbidding them to rape is pointless. Once the gays and the child are alone in their house, the rape will happen. It will only stop if the neighbors at some point get annoyed by the constant screaming of the child and alert the police. Unfortunately children in healthy families tend to scream as well so a lot of these crimes will never be notice
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Not only that, but I'm sure the police are nervous about going into such a situation as they can lose their jobs for being "homophobic bigots".
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
09-23-2010, 06:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Typical hatemongering from the savage eskimos of Denmark.
I drive a custom Escalade, live in a 20 room mansion with an indoor pool, eat porterhuse steak for breakfast, command a full bevy of servants, have access to a private Lear Jet 24/7, and travel the world spreading God's love.
You live in an igloo, chew blubber for breakfast, and have probably never taken a shower.
Who's stupid?
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Should I take into account that you actually believe this is true, before I answer that?
Because I'm ready with an answer then
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
09-23-2010, 06:34 AM
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Paying attention is not your thing now is it? I never said it is ok for gays to rape children.
Allowing gays to adopt and forbidding them to rape is pointless. Once the gays and the child are alone in their house, the rape will happen. It will only stop if the neighbors at some point get annoyed by the constant screaming of the child and alert the police. Unfortunately children in healthy families tend to scream as well so a lot of these crimes will never be notice
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Well you stated that "It is okay for gays to adopt and rape innocent children"
Then you'd better edit it, so it doesn't sound as if you think it's allowed for them to rape children?
Furthermore, you still haven't proved the other accusations
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
09-23-2010, 09:03 AM
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Well you stated that "It is okay for gays to adopt and rape innocent children" Then you'd better edit it, so it doesn't sound as if you think it's allowed for them to rape children?
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Paying attention is not your thing now is it? I did not say it is okay for gays to adopt and rape children, I just stated Denmark allows gays to adopt and rape children.
And some claim that that only adoption is allowed but rape is not and I explained that as well: "Allowing gays to adopt and forbidding them to rape is pointless. Once the gays and the child are alone in their house, the rape will happen. It will only stop if the neighbors at some point get annoyed by the constant screaming of the child and alert the police. Unfortunately children in healthy families tend to scream as well so a lot of these crimes will never be notice."
How does Denmarkian education actually work? Do they just show gay porn movies all day at those schools?
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
09-23-2010, 09:12 AM
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Paying attention is not your thing now is it? I did not say it is okay for gays to adopt and rape children, I just stated Denmark allows gays to adopt and rape children.
And some claim that that only adoption is allowed but rape is not and I explained that as well: "Allowing gays to adopt and forbidding them to rape is pointless. Once the gays and the child are alone in their house, the rape will happen. It will only stop if the neighbors at some point get annoyed by the constant screaming of the child and alert the police. Unfortunately children in healthy families tend to scream as well so a lot of these crimes will never be notice."
How does Denmarkian education actually work? Do they just show gay porn movies all day at those schools?
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Well then it is not allowed now is it?
So you can cross it of you list?
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
09-23-2010, 09:31 AM
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Well then it is not allowed now is it? So you can cross it of you list?
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By allowing gays to adopt children you automatically allow them to rape those children. Being in denial about that does not change that fact. It is called deduction, a skill True Christian™ children learned while you were in school watching gay porn movies. The only way to make sure gays do not rape children is to forbid them to adopt children, or even better, to forbid them from being gay altogether, as God does in His Holy Bible!
Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
09-23-2010, 09:59 AM
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By allowing gays to adopt children you automatically allow them to rape those children. Being in denial about that does not change that fact. It is called deduction, a skill True Christian™ children learned while you were in school watching gay porn movies. The only way to make sure gays do not rape children is to forbid them to adopt children, or even better, to forbid them from being gay altogether, as God does in His Holy Bible!
Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."
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It still does not change the FACT that gays, or any other people, are not allowed to rape children.
Lets stay to facts and not assumptions.
If, by your assumptions, you can compare it to something( I don't think you can, but you might understand then) we have allowed our troops to wage war in Afghanistan, but not to kill civilians, it happens though, and it is punished! BUT IT IS NOT ALLOWED!
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
09-23-2010, 10:21 AM
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It still does not change the FACT that gays, or any other people, are not allowed to rape children. Lets stay to facts and not assumptions. If, by your assumptions, you can compare it to something( I don't think you can, but you might understand then) we have allowed our troops to wage war in Afghanistan, but not to kill civilians, it happens though, and it is punished! BUT IT IS NOT ALLOWED!
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You are completely missing the point. In Denmark gays are allowed to rape children, it's a direct consequence of them being allowed to adopt children. This is a fact, not an assumption. That Denmark is in denial about it, changes nothing.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
09-23-2010, 11:09 AM
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You are completely missing the point. In Denmark gays are allowed to rape children, it's a direct consequence of them being allowed to adopt children. This is a fact, not an assumption. That Denmark is in denial about it, changes nothing.
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No you are missing the point, that they are not allowed to do so, even though you think it as a consequence of them being allowed to adopt.
The Law says they are not, ergo they are not. No assuming, no guessing, it is a fact, that it's a crime, and those who do, gets punished.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
09-23-2010, 11:23 AM
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The Law says they are not, ergo they are not. No assuming, no guessing, it is a fact, that it's a crime, and those who do, gets punished.
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You are clearly in denial. It all happens inside homes, so in most cases it will never get noticed and the gay criminals can do their evil things without ever getting arrested! Stop looking at these pointless paper laws that are impossible to enforce. Start looking at the horrible things that are actually happening in Denmark!
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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
09-23-2010, 11:33 AM
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You are clearly in denial. It all happens inside homes, so in most cases it will never get noticed and the gay criminals can do their evil things without ever getting arrested! Stop looking at these pointless paper laws that are impossible to enforce. Start looking at the horrible things that are actually happening in Denmark!
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May I ask how you would know what is happening in denmark? You don't even know the demonym of denmark.
Have you ever been to Denmark? If not then you too most be getting your "facts" From paper. Or you most be assuming things...
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
09-23-2010, 12:00 PM
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May I ask how you would know what is happening in denmark? You don't even know the demonym of denmark.
Have you ever been to Denmark? If not then you too most be getting your "facts" From paper. Or you most be assuming things...
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You have just said Denmark has a demon. Does everyone in Denmark follow this Demon.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
09-23-2010, 12:50 PM
Hey, i am danish priest, alle these things you say about denmark are false, you even made the wrong falg, your mormons, sry for my use of words, but this is not what denmark piffleing is, beside that, god don't hate denmark, god don't hate any country, he created it, you can't say that we allowe gays to rape children, there is a reason we give them those rights, in denmark homosexuel couple actually met with each other (women and men) to get kids, against their will, because at this they would get a kid, they "love"(not piffle) but actually love the kids they adobt, i am self against gays, but i don't want to take their humen right from them.
btw Crancky old man, why does you hate al these land and consume some thing, you have not been given any proof this, i want proof of some of this, and BTW you can go into wikipedia, since you got the pic from there, and wikipedia is not a porn site, you are filth with hate, stop that hate and start loving, in denmark we follow the most greatest thing god stands for Forgiveness. And btw if god made us why may we not have sex, and enjoy what good gave us,
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
09-23-2010, 12:57 PM
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Hey, i am danish priest, alle these things you say about denmark are false, you even made the wrong falg, your mormons, sry for my use of words, but this is not what denmark piffleing is, beside that, god don't hate denmark, god don't hate any country, he created it, you can't say that we allowe gays to rape children, there is a reason we give them those rights, in denmark homosexuel couple actually met with each other (women and men) to get kids, against their will, because at this they would get a kid, they "love"(not piffle) but actually love the kids they adobt, i am self against gays, but i don't want to take their humen right from them.
btw Crancky old man, why does you hate al these land and consume some thing, you have not been given any proof this, i want proof of some of this, and BTW you can go into wikipedia, since you got the pic from there, and wikipedia is not a porn site, you are filth with hate, stop that hate and start loving, in denmark we follow the most greatest thing god stands for Forgiveness. And btw if god made us why may we not have sex, and enjoy what good gave us,
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
09-23-2010, 01:02 PM
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Hey, i am danish priest, alle these things you say about denmark are false, you even made the wrong falg, your mormons, sry for my use of words, but this is not what denmark piffleing is, beside that, god don't hate denmark, god don't hate any country, he created it, you can't say that we allowe gays to rape children, there is a reason we give them those rights, in denmark homosexuel couple actually met with each other (women and men) to get kids, against their will, because at this they would get a kid, they "love"(not piffle) but actually love the kids they adobt, i am self against gays, but i don't want to take their humen right from them.
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A priest? Must be catlik, A baptist would never use such potty mouth language.
We are not Mormons, we are an Independent Baptist church. Mormons and Catliks are cults, heck they are not even Christians.
I cant even read the rest of you tirade.
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btw Crancky old man, why does you hate al these land and consume some thing, you have not been given any proof this, i want proof of some of this, and BTW you can go into wikipedia, since you got the pic from there, and wikipedia is not a porn site, you are filth with hate, stop that hate and start loving, in denmark we follow the most greatest thing god stands for Forgiveness. And btw if god made us why may we not have sex, and enjoy what good gave us,
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Just pick up a KJV1611 and read it, are you sure you area Priest.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
09-23-2010, 02:38 PM
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Hey, i am danish priest
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No you are not. You are a Danish liar.
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alle these things you say about denmark are false
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There has been some debate on some of the things I said, but no one ever claimed everything I said to be false. So you clearly didn't bother to actually investigate what I have written or to follow the hyperlinks I provided.
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god don't hate any country
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Wrong: Psalm 9:17 "The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God."
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It is not me who hates Denmark but God, you should be ashamed of doing things God hates!
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in denmark we follow the most greatest thing god stands for Forgiveness
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God does not just forgive you, you have to earn thet forgiveness by following the KJV1611 Holy Bible!
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
09-23-2010, 06:22 PM
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You have just said Denmark has a demon. Does everyone in Denmark follow this Demon.
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Now I didn't write Demon now, did I? There's a diffenrence between demonym and demon.
A demonym is the name of the population in a given country.
In america it's american, Canada - canadian, DENMARK - DANE/DANISH
Not Denmarkian, I don't call you guys Americanians Now do I?
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