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Default Re: TC-Old songs, New Lyrics! Show your writing Skills! - 09-28-2016, 03:40 PM

Slowly but surely we have enough songs for an entire album.

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My version of "Hound Dog" by Elvis Pressly

Sodomite

You ain't nothin' but a sodomite
Faggin' all the time
Well, you ain't goin' to heaven
And you ain't no friend of mine

Well you said you were normal
Well that was just a lie
Yeah you said you were a Christian
Well that was just a lie
Well you ain't gonna live much longer
and you will soon die in AIDS

You ain't nothing but a pedophile
Molestin' all the time
Well you never loved Jesus
and you ain't no friend of Him
I think we found the first song of the album.
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Jesus Re: TC-Old songs, New Lyrics! Show your writing Skills! - 09-28-2016, 04:06 PM

Attachment 26103


Perhaps this would be an appropriate cover for our album?


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen

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Default Re: TC-Old songs, New Lyrics! Show your writing Skills! - 09-28-2016, 08:00 PM

From Michelle Jackson's "Beat It"

Beat Her

You told her that she shouldn't do it again
She burnt the pot, you had to buy a new one
So I say it to you now and my words are really clear
Just beat her, just beat her

She will run, she will do what she can
You want to see blood, be a Christian man
You better be tough, be the man in the house
So beat her, if she's been bad

Just beat her, beat her, beat her, beat her
But not until she's defeated
Showin' how good and strong is your fist
It really matters, that she knows what's right or wrong

Just beat her, beat her
Just beat her, beat her
Just beat her, beat her
Just beat her, beat her

She is on the run now, better catch her while you can
Don't want to be a faggot, you want to be a man
You want to stay Christian, better do what you should
So beat her, just beat her
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Default Re: TC-Old songs, New Lyrics! Show your writing Skills! - 09-28-2016, 09:09 PM

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Attachment 26103


Perhaps this would be an appropriate cover for our album?
That would be a beautiful album cover! I can't wait to see if these end up in stores. You would save thousands of souls with this music


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Jesus Re: TC-Old songs, New Lyrics! Show your writing Skills! - 09-29-2016, 12:51 PM

Where Our Souls Belong (to the tune of Joe Cocker's Up Where We Belong)


God knows what tomorrow brings
In this world few souls survive
True Christians™ know when the rapture comes
Forever, we'll be alive.
The road is long
There are sinners in our way
But we shut them down every day
Lord lift us up where we belong
Toward the King of Kings
Though we don't have wings
Lord lift us up where we belong
Far from the world below
Up where True Christians™ go


Some hang on to foolish things
Live their lives sinning all day
But we have more than here and now
No matter what the heathens say

The road is long
There are catholics in our way
But we pray against them every day


Lord lift us up where we belong
Toward the King of Kings
Though we don't have wings
Lord lift us up where we belong
Far from the world below
Up where True Christians™ go


Time goes by
No need to cry
You'll fly up high
Unless you're gay


Lord lift us up where we belong
Toward the King of Kings
Though we don't have wings
Lord lift us up where we belong
Far from the world below
Up where True Christians™ go


Lord lift us up where we belong
Toward the King of Kings
Though we don't have wings
Lord lift us up where we belong
(Fade...)


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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Default Re: TC-Old songs, New Lyrics! Show your writing Skills! - 09-29-2016, 01:42 PM

Ozzy Osbourne - Catholic (Dreamer)



Gazing through the window
At the Pope outside
Wondering will Jesus
make him stop
Hoping that God will
Stop him from abusing them, sometime

After all the Pope
Is the choosen one
And here all these boys
Fighting for their lives
Watching all of this
Repeat itself
Makes me sad

I'm just a catholic
A catholic in the Vatican
I'm just a catholic
Who dreams of better days

I watch them worship Mary every day
But it doesn't feel right
I'm hoping that this madness ends one day
And God brings a sign
A better catholicism for those
Who will come after us, this time

I'm just a catholic
A catholic in the Vatican, oh yeah
I'm just a Catholic
Who dreams of better days

My higher power is
God or Jesus Christ
It does really
Matter much to me
Without each others help
There ain't no hope for catholicism
I'm living in a dream
A fantasy, oh yeah yeah yeah

If only we could stop
The celibacy
It would be nice if
We could stop it now
When will all this stupid rules
and bigotry, be gone?

I'm just a catholic
A catholic in the Vatican
Today
I'm just a Catholic
Who dreams of better days
Oh yeah
I'm just a Catholic
Who's searching for
The true way, today
I'm just a catholic
Dreaming to be a True Christian™
Oh yeah yeah yeah
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Trump Warning. This Tune Will Get Stuck in Your Head. - 09-29-2016, 03:30 PM

Do the Donald
(Victory Dance)(Sung to the tune of Do the Hustle)



Do it!
Do it!
Do it!

Do the Donald!
Do the Donald!

Do the Donald!
Do the Donald!

Do the Donald!
Do it!
Do the Donald!
Do the Donald!

Do the Donald!
Do the Donald!

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Default Re: Warning. This Tune Will Get Stuck in Your Head. - 09-29-2016, 04:54 PM

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Sister, you've provided a most infectious ear-worm, and I can't stop singing and dancing and praising Jesus for this Inevitable Trump Triumph!



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Jesus Re: TC-Old songs, New Lyrics! Show your writing Skills! - 09-29-2016, 07:16 PM

Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Catlicks
(to the tune of the Willie Nelson song by a similar name)

Catlicks ain't easy to love, they smell kind of like mold. .
They'd rather give you some guilt than part with their gold.
Rosaries, cross buckles and habits of black,
A different saint's feast every day.
If you don't let him molest you, or play with your kids
He'll prob'ly just ride away.

Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be catlicks.
Don't let 'em wear a crucifix or go to a mass.
Make 'em be baptized and paddle their ass.
Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be catlicks.
'Cos they'll be pedophiles tricking kids with their wiles.
Spitting in Jesus' sweet face.

Catlicks like kneeling and standing and crossing themselves,
Worshipping Mary and keeping saint statues on shelves.
Them that don't worship the pope, they truly despise,
And sometimes they will fake it
He's wrong, won't admit it, his pride won't let him,
Tells lies to make you think he's right.

Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be catlicks.
Don't let 'em wear a crucifix or go to a mass.
Make 'em be baptized and paddle their ass.
Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be catlicks.
'Cos they'll be pedophiles tricking kids with their wiles.
Spitting in Jesus' sweet face.


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“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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Default Re: TC-Old songs, New Lyrics! Show your writing Skills! - 09-29-2016, 07:23 PM

Here's a treat with an actual video taking the devil out of Lady Gaga's song, Bad Romance. Here is someone that looks like Sister Mary's sibling singing "God's Romance."


Warning: her talent is going to deeply affect you. You'll be shouting before its over.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eZ4bz4G1L0



Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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Jesus Re: TC-Old songs, New Lyrics! Show your writing Skills! - 09-29-2016, 07:46 PM

I Wanna Know What GOD Is (tune: I wanna know what love is)


I'm gonna take a lot of time
A lot of time to pray things over
I read my Bible - every line
In case I need it when I'm older
In this life
Fighting lesbians and gays
This I know
I want to spit in their face
Can't stop now
I've traveled so far
With Jesus in my life
I want to know what God is
I want Him to show me
I want to feel what God is
I want Him to know me


Gonna give a lot of tithes
A lot of tithes to Landover
Pastor Zeke won't let me hide
His accountants finally found me


In my life
There's been Mormons and Jews
And I know
They're all gonna lose
Hindus and cows
Running into my car
Please Lord strike them down


I want to know what God is
I want Him to show me
I want to feel what God is
I want Him to know me
Know me
I want to know
I want to know what God is
I want Him to show me
I want to feel what God is
I want Him to know me


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
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We can't have a nice thing without the weak minded Westboro Baptist Church copying it.

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Westboro Baptist is the worst!


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Be Prepared
From that awful king tiger movie (Christian lyrics version)

I know that your life seems so happy
You sin, and you party and wait
But as dumb as you are, pay attention
Or you will have a hellbound fate

It is clear by the way that you worship
That you're false, yeah, and that's not the right way
So become Baptist, and learn about Jesus
And lift your hands and pray

So prepare for the end of your lifetime
Prepare for sensational news
A heavenly era, is tiptoeing nearer
Don't be a hater, wait for your Creator!

And no, it's not whatever gold statue you worship
It's God, the one who made us for real
The rapture will come very soon
So be prepared!


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How is this one? It really speaks to me for some reason.

This was originally done by someone called Lady Gaga

There ain't no reason you and me should be alone
Tonight yeah Jesus, tonight yeah Jesus
But I got a reason that you-hoo should take me home tonight

I need a savior that makes it right when it's so wrong
Tonight yeah Jesus, tonight yeah Jesus
Right on the limit's where we know we both belong tonight

It's time to feel the rush to push the dangerous
I'm gonna run right to, to the edge with you
Where we'll both fall far in love

I'm on the edge of glory and I'm hangin' on a moment of truth
Out on the edge of glory and I'm hangin' on a moment with you

I'm on the edge, the edge, the edge,
The edge, the edge, the edge, the edge

I'm on the edge of glory
And I'm hangin' on a moment with you
I'm on the edge with you

Another shot before we kiss the other side
Tonight yeah Jesus, tonight yeah Jesus
I'm on the edge of something final we call life tonight alright, alright


Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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Sung to
Sweet Home Alabama
Submitted by Sister Loretta Bottomsworth (a very talented singer )



She's only come up with the chorus so far.
She is wondering if the
congregation can help with the rest of the lyrics.




Sweet Lord up in Heaven
how I want to come home up to you
Sweet Lord up in Heaven

Lord, I'm coming home to you















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LUKE 4:5-7 And the devil, taking him up into an high mountain, shewed unto him all the kingdoms of the world in a moment of time. And the devil said unto him, All this power will I give thee, and the glory of them: for that is delivered unto me; and to whomsoever I will I give it. If thou therefore wilt worship me, all shall be thine. kjv



. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
I once met a man with a sense of adventure. . . . . . . . . . .I once met a man with a sense of adventure
He was dressed to thrill wherever he went. . . . . . . . . . . He was dressed to kill wherever he went
He said “Let’s make love on a mountain top. . . . . . . . . . .I said “Let’s make a deal on the mountain top
Under the stars on a big hard rock”. . . . . . . . . . . . . . “Under the stars on a big hard rock”

I said “In these shoes?. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . He said “In sandals?
I don’t think so”. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I don’t think so”
I said “Honey, let’s do it here.”. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I said “Jesus, fly me.”

“So I’m sitting at a bar in Guadalajara. . . . . . . . . . . . So we’re sitting by a boulder and we’re higher than high
In walks a guy with a faraway look in his eyes. . . . . . . . .And He’s gazing around with those oh so faraway eyes
He said “I’ve got a powerful horse outside. . . . . . . . . . .I said “Take a good look there’s power out there
Climb on the back, I’ll take you for a ride. . . . . . . . . . Worship me now and all shall be thine
I know a little place we can get there for the break of day”. .I know a little place, we can seal the deal ere break of day.”

I said “In these shoes?. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . He said “In these shoes?
No way, Jose”. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . No way, Jose.”
I said “Honey, let’s stay right here.”. . . . . . . . . . . . .I said “Honey, let’s stay right here.”

No le gusta caminar. No puede montar a caballo. . . . . . . . .No le gusta caminar. No puede montar a caballo
Como se puede bailar? Es un escandolo. . . . . . . . . . . . . Como se puede bailar? Es un escandolo

Then I met an Englishman. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Then I met an English prince
“Oh” he said. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .“Oh” he said
“Won’t you walk up and down my spine,. . . . . . . . . . . . . “Won’t you walk up and down my spine,
It makes me feel strangely alive.”. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .It makes me feel strangely in tune.”

I said “In these shoes?. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I said “In these hooves?
I doubt you’d survive.”. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I doubt you’d survive.”
I said “Honey, let’s do it.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I said “Honey, let’s do it.”

No le gusta caminar. No puede montar a caballo. . . . . . . . .Le gusta caminar, puede montar a caballo
Como se puede bailar? Es un escandolo. . . . . . . . . . . . . Quiero bailar toda la noche. Es un escandolo
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From Pink Floyd - Another Brick in the Wall

Trump's Wall

We don't need no immigration
We don't need no messicans
No more muslims, in this country
Obama leave the White House now
Hey! Donald! Let's build the wall!
All in all they're just a bunch of rapists, and criminals
All in all they're just another brick in Trump's wall

We don't need no public healthcare
We don't need no gun control
No more commies in the Oval Office
Obama leave the White House now
Hey! Donald! Let's build the wall!
All in all they're just a bunch of rapists, and criminals
All in all they're just another brick in Trump's wall
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From Pink Floyd - Another Brick in the Wall

Trump's Wall

We don't need no immigration
We don't need no messicans
No more muslims, in this country
Obama leave the White House now
Hey! Donald! Let's build the wall!
All in all they're just a bunch of rapists, and criminals
All in all they're just another brick in Trump's wall

We don't need no public healthcare
We don't need no gun control
No more commies in the Oval Office
Obama leave the White House now
Hey! Donald! Let's build the wall!
All in all they're just a bunch of rapists, and criminals
All in all they're just another brick in Trump's wall
Wouldn't it be a nice idea if our community makes a holiday trip to the wall and everyone of us places one brick. So we will tell our grandchildren that one brick in this insane beautifull wall was placed there by us. So proud!
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The Holy Spirit just laid this one on me--

Who's the Leader of the Earth Who died for you and me?

J-e-sss. . .u-s-Ceee-h-r-i-s-tee!

Jesus Christ! (Jesus Christ) Jesus Christ! (Jesus Christ)

Forever will our Savior Beeeee!

That's as far as the Holy Spirit took me.


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