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Early Father's Day Gift Ideas -
05-04-2014, 02:21 PM
Dear Ladies of Landover, I know Father's Day is a month away, but I saw an ad for the perfect gift and had to share. Perfect gift and perfect ad.
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Re: Early Father's Day Gift Ideas -
05-04-2014, 11:01 PM
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Dear Ladies of Landover, I know Father's Day is a month away, but I saw an ad for the perfect gift and had to share. Perfect gift and perfect ad.
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Wow that is a great gift. I think a child could make a picture of how they will obey their father. Or the child could do everything the father usually does as well as their own chores and cook for their father with a fancy gift. That's just the minimum, but it's a great gift idea Bethany.
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Re: Early Father's Day Gift Ideas -
05-04-2014, 11:18 PM
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Or the child could do everything the father usually does
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No! Only my husband does that!
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Re: Early Father's Day Gift Ideas -
05-04-2014, 11:40 PM
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No! Only my husband does that!
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I meant their dad, not God, if that's what you're implying. These were just some ideas, I apologize for my mistake.
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Re: Early Father's Day Gift Ideas -
05-05-2014, 01:39 AM
A Van Huesen shirt would be a good Father's Day gift too!
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Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
***There are 613 commandments given in the Old Testament***
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Re: Early Father's Day Gift Ideas -
05-06-2014, 01:52 PM
Dear Ladies,
I dare confess a mild problem of body odor... That's why I'll be hoping for this product (as always). I recommend it for your husbands, too!
Yours,
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Re: Early Father's Day Gift Ideas -
05-07-2014, 10:26 PM
My family and my husband's live in Kentucky. So shh... I got my father a grill guard for his pickup. Just in case he hits a deer or some turkey.
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Re: Early Father's Day Gift Ideas -
05-07-2014, 11:42 PM
I went ahead and bought myself a handheld 13 amp grinder. I need to get access to a padlocked crawlspace underneath a house full of lesbonese my wife is infiltrating.
They plan on showing my wife something called a muff buffer. I don't know what kind of floors they have, but hopefully it will great on my hardwood too.
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Re: Early Father's Day Gift Ideas -
05-08-2014, 12:14 AM
A cudgel would be nice. They are sort of hard to find in the stores, but they are available on the interweb.
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Re: Early Father's Day Gift Ideas -
05-08-2014, 11:21 PM
If they're good enough for the greatest human being who ever lived except for Jesus, then they're good enough for dad!
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Re: Early Father's Day Gift Ideas -
05-15-2014, 11:32 PM
What active Christian man wouldn't want a pair of these?
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