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Default Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian™ Woman - 04-22-2007, 03:56 AM

Warrior, you are cutie I'll give you that. You almost make me want to get saved. Oh well, I guess thats what dreams are for.
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Default Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian™ Woman - 04-22-2007, 10:47 AM

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Warrior, you are cutie I'll give you that. You almost make me want to get saved. Oh well, I guess thats what dreams are for.
FYI; all True Christian™ men are as studly as Brother WIC. If you accept Jesus as your personal Savior, you will have access to such Masculine Manliness, just as I do.

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian™ Woman - 04-22-2007, 12:43 PM

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FYI; all True Christian™ men are as studly as Brother WIC. If you accept Jesus as your personal Savior, you will have access to such Masculine Manliness, just as I do.

Also, if you act now, you may qualify for a free Playstation 3!
All true christian men are that studly,huh? Well why didn't you say so in the first place. Hmm.... See though I don't know I got my eye on this one man who would never beat his woman. Well, I guess a that shouldn't decide if I'm christian or not,though.


Oh,yeah thanks but I don't need a playstation 3.
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You better watch out, Warrior: She has a high forehead. Could mean she's intelligent
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All true christian men are that studly,huh? Well why didn't you say so in the first place. Hmm.... See though I don't know I got my eye on this one man who would never beat his woman.
Sorry, it sounds like he'd be good with colours.
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Default Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian™ Woman - 04-22-2007, 08:39 PM

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Sorry, it sounds like he'd be good with colours.

For some reason, I don't think that Warrior will have to worry about that too much.
Hey, now be nice. I'm perfectly harmless, and will be the first to admit that I'm not the smartest person out there. But is that a reason to be mean?


p.s. your a cutie,too
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Hey, now be nice. I'm perfectly harmless, and will be the first to admit that I'm not the smartest person out there. But is that a reason to be mean?


p.s. your a cutie,too
Now you're just hitting on every available True Christian man out there aren't you?


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Default Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian™ Woman - 04-24-2007, 08:27 PM

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Now you're just hitting on every available True Christian man out there aren't you?
Nah,just stating facts thats all.
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Default Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian™ Woman - 04-24-2007, 10:23 PM

Believe me Kiki, our Warrior is indeed a cutie. A True Christian™ American cutie just as Jesus commands.

Unfortunately he's looking for a Christian lady with a firm grasp on Jesus and The Bible(KJV). If you're interested you'd better get to your Bible Closet and get studying.



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Believe me Kiki, our Warrior is indeed a cutie. A True Christian™ American cutie just as Jesus commands.

Unfortunately he's looking for a Christian lady with a firm grasp on Jesus and The Bible(KJV). If you're interested you'd better get to your Bible Closet and get studying.
Oh,I plan to read the bible and anything else I can get my hands on but I'm afraid I don't have a bible closet. As for warrior and the other men at Landover I am sure like I've been told they are all cute but I have my eye set on a different stud.
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Oh,I plan to read the bible and anything else I can get my hands on but I'm afraid I don't have a bible closet. As for warrior and the other men at Landover I am sure like I've been told they are all cute but I have my eye set on a different stud.
A good wealthy Christian Man from Freehold? Or some Cheap Trash Heathen Atheist who just wants you for your Body?



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A good wealthy Christian Man from Freehold? Or some Cheap Trash Heathen Atheist who just wants you for your Body?
He is a good wealthy heathen atheist who wants me for more than my body. He accepts me for me and enjoys my point of views on all things, and no I have not had um.....done anything a woman shouldn't.
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He is a good wealthy heathen atheist who wants me for more than my body. He accepts me for me and enjoys my point of views on all things, and no I have not had um.....done anything a woman shouldn't.
He's lying to you!! They all do!!
Get out NOW! Escape from his heathen clutches before he corrupts you to the point of no return.
You'll get no True Christian™ Soldiers from his corrupted Seed, I expect they'll all end up being Homers as a punishment from Jesus.
My 5th last Husband was a filthy Atheist, but thank Jesus he was killed by God not long after his new Will was made we were Wed. They never did find all the Body..
Thankfully a Pastor happened by and persuaded me to find The Lord.



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He's lying to you!! They all do!!
Get out NOW! Escape from his heathen clutches before he corrupts you to the point of no return.
You'll get no True Christian™ Soldiers from his corrupted Seed, I expect they'll all end up being Homers as a punishment from Jesus.
My 5th last Husband was a filthy Atheist, but thank Jesus he was killed by God not long after his new Will was made we were Wed. They never did find all the Body..
Thankfully a Pastor happened by and persuaded me to find The Lord.
He has been very nice and helped me out when I needed it. He's hasn't asked anything in return but my friendship,so far. I'm not in his clutches,my eyes are wide open but thank you for your concern.
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He has been very nice and helped me out when I needed it. He's hasn't asked anything in return but my friendship,so far. I'm not in his clutches,my eyes are wide open but thank you for your concern.
I heard atheists eat babies alongside the Wickers . . . if he does this when looking at your son you grab your boy, run fast, and don't look back!
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I heard atheists eat babies alongside the Wickers . . . if he does this when looking at your son you grab your boy, run fast, and don't look back!

OYK, Thank you for your advise but he doesn't eat babies and has yet to meet my son.
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OYK, Thank you for your advise but he doesn't eat babies and has yet to meet my son.
Dear Kiki,

It is well known that Atheist, especially the men, are hard core perverts. All serial rapist killers have all ben atheists. Doubtless he is waiting until you are in too deep before his true nature comes out. When he starts asking for you to put on a chicken costume it will be too late! Run now. Doubtless right now he is polluting himself on the internets to some disturbing fantasy about women getting their cars stuck in the mud while playing with his surgical knife collection or something like it.



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It is well known that Atheist, especially the men, are hard core perverts. All serial rapist killers have all ben atheists. Doubtless he is waiting until you are in too deep before his true nature comes out. When he starts asking for you to put on a chicken costume it will be too late! Run now. Doubtless right now he is polluting himself on the internets to some disturbing fantasy about women getting their cars stuck in the mud while playing with his surgical knife collection or something like it.
That's really spooky Pastor BJ.
My late Husband had a "thing" about Chickens. I used to have to wear such a costume while he chased me with his Chopper shouting "I'm Gonna Pluck you now".
I think I still have that Chicken Costume somewhere.



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I think I still have that Chicken Costume somewhere.
Wow! That is just sounds horrible. I've done a study of this Atheist Chicken fetish for a while now and I think I have just found the tip of the iceberg. I can feel something big rising when I look at it.

The next step is to make a DVD for distribution to the pastors so they can understand the danger this presents. Would you be willing to wear the chicken costume Sister Talitha for this DVD to help your brethern?



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Wow! That is just sounds horrible. I've done a study of this Atheist Chicken fetish for a while now and I think I have just found the tip of the iceberg. I can feel something big rising when I look at it.

The next step is to make a DVD for distribution to the pastors so they can understand the danger this presents. Would you be willing to wear the chicken costume Sister Talitha for this DVD to help your brethern?
Why of course Pastor.
BUT I would need a Godly man to brandish a Chopper whilst chasing me around the Bedroom.
Can you suggest someone to do such a thing?



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