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Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian™ Woman -
04-22-2007, 03:56 AM
Warrior, you are cutie I'll give you that. You almost make me want to get saved. Oh well, I guess thats what dreams are for.
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Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian™ Woman -
04-22-2007, 10:47 AM
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Originally Posted by kikirnw
Warrior, you are cutie I'll give you that. You almost make me want to get saved. Oh well, I guess thats what dreams are for.
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FYI; all True Christian men are as studly as Brother WIC. If you accept Jesus as your personal Savior, you will have access to such Masculine Manliness, just as I do.
Also, if you act now, you may qualify for a free Playstation 3!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian™ Woman -
04-22-2007, 12:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
FYI; all True Christian™ men are as studly as Brother WIC. If you accept Jesus as your personal Savior, you will have access to such Masculine Manliness, just as I do.
Also, if you act now, you may qualify for a free Playstation 3!
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All true christian men are that studly,huh? Well why didn't you say so in the first place. Hmm.... See though I don't know I got my eye on this one man who would never beat his woman. Well, I guess a that shouldn't decide if I'm christian or not,though.
Oh,yeah thanks but I don't need a playstation 3.
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Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian™ Woman -
04-22-2007, 01:38 PM
You better watch out, Warrior: She has a high forehead. Could mean she's intelligent
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Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian™ Woman -
04-22-2007, 08:16 PM
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Originally Posted by kikirnw
All true christian men are that studly,huh? Well why didn't you say so in the first place. Hmm.... See though I don't know I got my eye on this one man who would never beat his woman.
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Sorry, it sounds like he'd be good with colours.
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Originally Posted by SUV
You better watch out, Warrior: She has a high forehead. Could mean she's intelligent
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For some reason, I don't think that Warrior will have to worry about that too much.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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04-22-2007, 08:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
Sorry, it sounds like he'd be good with colours.
For some reason, I don't think that Warrior will have to worry about that too much.
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Hey, now be nice. I'm perfectly harmless, and will be the first to admit that I'm not the smartest person out there. But is that a reason to be mean?
p.s. your a cutie,too
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Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian™ Woman -
04-24-2007, 06:49 PM
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Originally Posted by kikirnw
Hey, now be nice. I'm perfectly harmless, and will be the first to admit that I'm not the smartest person out there. But is that a reason to be mean?
p.s. your a cutie,too
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Now you're just hitting on every available True Christian man out there aren't you?
Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 14Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.
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04-24-2007, 08:27 PM
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Now you're just hitting on every available True Christian man out there aren't you?
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Nah,just stating facts thats all.
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Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian™ Woman -
04-24-2007, 10:23 PM
Believe me Kiki, our Warrior is indeed a cutie. A True Christian™ American cutie just as Jesus commands.
Unfortunately he's looking for a Christian lady with a firm grasp on Jesus and The Bible(KJV). If you're interested you'd better get to your Bible Closet and get studying.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian™ Woman -
04-26-2007, 07:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Sister Talitha
Believe me Kiki, our Warrior is indeed a cutie. A True Christian™ American cutie just as Jesus commands.
Unfortunately he's looking for a Christian lady with a firm grasp on Jesus and The Bible(KJV). If you're interested you'd better get to your Bible Closet and get studying.
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Oh,I plan to read the bible and anything else I can get my hands on but I'm afraid I don't have a bible closet. As for warrior and the other men at Landover I am sure like I've been told they are all cute but I have my eye set on a different stud.
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Deaconess Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
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Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian™ Woman -
04-26-2007, 08:30 PM
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Originally Posted by kikirnw
Oh,I plan to read the bible and anything else I can get my hands on but I'm afraid I don't have a bible closet. As for warrior and the other men at Landover I am sure like I've been told they are all cute but I have my eye set on a different stud.
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A good wealthy Christian Man from Freehold? Or some Cheap Trash Heathen Atheist who just wants you for your Body?
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian™ Woman -
04-26-2007, 08:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Sister Talitha
A good wealthy Christian Man from Freehold? Or some Cheap Trash Heathen Atheist who just wants you for your Body?
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He is a good wealthy heathen atheist who wants me for more than my body. He accepts me for me and enjoys my point of views on all things, and no I have not had um.....done anything a woman shouldn't.
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Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian™ Woman -
04-26-2007, 08:57 PM
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Originally Posted by kikirnw
He is a good wealthy heathen atheist who wants me for more than my body. He accepts me for me and enjoys my point of views on all things, and no I have not had um.....done anything a woman shouldn't.
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He's lying to you!! They all do!!
Get out NOW! Escape from his heathen clutches before he corrupts you to the point of no return.
You'll get no True Christian™ Soldiers from his corrupted Seed, I expect they'll all end up being Homers as a punishment from Jesus.
My 5th last Husband was a filthy Atheist, but thank Jesus he was killed by God not long after his new Will was made we were Wed. They never did find all the Body..
Thankfully a Pastor happened by and persuaded me to find The Lord.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian™ Woman -
04-26-2007, 09:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Sister Talitha
He's lying to you!! They all do!!
Get out NOW! Escape from his heathen clutches before he corrupts you to the point of no return.
You'll get no True Christian™ Soldiers from his corrupted Seed, I expect they'll all end up being Homers as a punishment from Jesus.
My 5th last Husband was a filthy Atheist, but thank Jesus he was killed by God not long after his new Will was made we were Wed. They never did find all the Body..
Thankfully a Pastor happened by and persuaded me to find The Lord.
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He has been very nice and helped me out when I needed it. He's hasn't asked anything in return but my friendship,so far. I'm not in his clutches,my eyes are wide open but thank you for your concern.
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Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian™ Woman -
04-26-2007, 09:06 PM
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Originally Posted by kikirnw
He has been very nice and helped me out when I needed it. He's hasn't asked anything in return but my friendship,so far. I'm not in his clutches,my eyes are wide open but thank you for your concern.
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I heard atheists eat babies alongside the Wickers . . . if he does this when looking at your son you grab your boy, run fast, and don't look back!
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Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian™ Woman -
04-26-2007, 09:09 PM
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I heard atheists eat babies alongside the Wickers . . . if he does this when looking at your son you grab your boy, run fast, and don't look back!
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OYK, Thank you for your advise but he doesn't eat babies and has yet to meet my son.
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Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian™ Woman -
04-26-2007, 10:13 PM
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OYK, Thank you for your advise but he doesn't eat babies and has yet to meet my son.
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Dear Kiki,
It is well known that Atheist, especially the men, are hard core perverts. All serial rapist killers have all ben atheists. Doubtless he is waiting until you are in too deep before his true nature comes out. When he starts asking for you to put on a chicken costume it will be too late! Run now. Doubtless right now he is polluting himself on the internets to some disturbing fantasy about women getting their cars stuck in the mud while playing with his surgical knife collection or something like it.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian™ Woman -
04-26-2007, 10:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
Dear Kiki,
It is well known that Atheist, especially the men, are hard core perverts. All serial rapist killers have all ben atheists. Doubtless he is waiting until you are in too deep before his true nature comes out. When he starts asking for you to put on a chicken costume it will be too late! Run now. Doubtless right now he is polluting himself on the internets to some disturbing fantasy about women getting their cars stuck in the mud while playing with his surgical knife collection or something like it.
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That's really spooky Pastor BJ.
My late Husband had a "thing" about Chickens. I used to have to wear such a costume while he chased me with his Chopper shouting "I'm Gonna Pluck you now".
I think I still have that Chicken Costume somewhere.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian™ Woman -
04-26-2007, 10:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Sister Talitha
I think I still have that Chicken Costume somewhere.
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Wow! That is just sounds horrible. I've done a study of this Atheist Chicken fetish for a while now and I think I have just found the tip of the iceberg. I can feel something big rising when I look at it.
The next step is to make a DVD for distribution to the pastors so they can understand the danger this presents. Would you be willing to wear the chicken costume Sister Talitha for this DVD to help your brethern?
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian™ Woman -
04-26-2007, 10:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
Wow! That is just sounds horrible. I've done a study of this Atheist Chicken fetish for a while now and I think I have just found the tip of the iceberg. I can feel something big rising when I look at it.
The next step is to make a DVD for distribution to the pastors so they can understand the danger this presents. Would you be willing to wear the chicken costume Sister Talitha for this DVD to help your brethern?
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Why of course Pastor.
BUT I would need a Godly man to brandish a Chopper whilst chasing me around the Bedroom.
Can you suggest someone to do such a thing?
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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