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Default Re: Disgusting Dolls Teach Children to Sin!!! - 09-05-2009, 06:57 PM

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As the Captain said, we are very close allies with our nation's law enforcement organizations. It is really not the best idea in the world for an admitted deviant such as yourself to be taunting our Department of Faith.

We have the very latest security software that gives us an almost unlimited ability to track the web surfing habits of anyone who visits our Godly boards. And it is all perfectly legal, as we are not accessing your machine.

I have probably already said a bit too much. Just rest assured that we have the best interests of our nation's children at heart when we turn hundreds IP addresses of suspected perverts over to the federal authorities each and every Friday evening.
Ah you are such sad people..

Firstly - where exactly did I saw anything about doing anything to children? You said that yourselves, not me!

Secondly - I really don't care if you feel the need to see what sites I visit or not. It'll make for boring reading for you. Here, some F1 sites, the news, checking e-mails... enjoy your tedious read!
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Default Re: Disgusting Dolls Teach Children to Sin!!! - 09-05-2009, 07:20 PM

those are dolls that help educate kids you bloody mormons, they are there to help

and what shit are you talking about fool, they are NOT a tool to help children get raped you sick little man
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Default Re: Disgusting Dolls Teach Children to Sin!!! - 09-05-2009, 07:24 PM

what sorta depraved small minded person do u have to be, how petty are you...how PATHETIC must you be to want to mock an educational tool...thats just sooooo sad and actually a good snapshot of what is wrong with the good ol U S of A
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Default Re: Disgusting Dolls Teach Children to Sin!!! - 09-05-2009, 07:28 PM

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those are dolls that help educate kids you bloody mormons, they are there to help

and what shit are you talking about fool, they are NOT a tool to help children get raped you sick little man
LOL! Think you'll be reported to the FBI with me - oh, and they can see all the web sites you've visited... yeah right, stupid thick buggers!
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Default Re: Disgusting Dolls Teach Children to Sin!!! - 09-05-2009, 07:35 PM

you guys are all so brain numbingly stooooopid its actually not even funny, the crap that you guys promote is incorrect at best and at worst actually abusive to a whole range or ethnic and culturalsub groups...and ive only one thing to say..

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Default Re: Disgusting Dolls Teach Children to Sin!!! - 09-05-2009, 07:38 PM

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you guys are all so brain numbingly stooooopid its actually not even funny, the crap that you guys promote is incorrect at best [...]
and you will be able to indicate where we are wrong? No? I thought not.

Merely because God is challenging your preconceived notions, there is absolutely no reason to become aggressive.

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Default Re: Disgusting Dolls Teach Children to Sin!!! - 09-05-2009, 07:43 PM

the title of this thread, that dolls promote sin...um...thats kinda the whole problem right there..that could not be more inaccurate if you actually tried
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Default Re: Disgusting Dolls Teach Children to Sin!!! - 09-05-2009, 07:46 PM

To the two ridiculous trolls plaguing this forum... The dolls are causing sin. Who needs to see such a gross and blatant symbol of the human body in its' basest and most unnecessary form? God made us how we are to test us. You obviously failed.

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Default Re: Disgusting Dolls Teach Children to Sin!!! - 09-05-2009, 07:52 PM

what is it with you, god didnt make me, my mum and dad idiot boy
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Default Re: Disgusting Dolls Teach Children to Sin!!! - 09-05-2009, 07:54 PM

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the title of this thread, that dolls promote sin...um...thats kinda the whole problem right there..that could not be more inaccurate if you actually tried
Why would someone try to be inaccurate? That sounds like something that Satan would promote. And since we are washed in the blood of Jesus and are not of Satan, that only leaves you.

Are you saying you are mocking us on purpose? That you really do believe these dolls to be sexual lures for children and that you are only pretending that they are so called educational tools?

The unsaved can sometimes be very clever in the ways in which they try to fool us. But we have figured you two out. I am certain you are in this together. I would not be the least bit surprised to find out that you were gay pedophile lovers!


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I would not be the least bit surprised to find out that you were gay pedophile lovers!
It all makes sense. Imzadil isn't a woman, just one of those wimpy homers who THINKS he is. Thank you, Professor, for the insight.
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LOL! Think you'll be reported to the FBI with me - oh, and they can see all the web sites you've visited... yeah right, stupid thick buggers!
I'm done responding to you two perverts. Just don't be surprised to here a knock at your door sometime in the next few days. Both Interpol and MI5 work closely with the FBI. Enjoy Hell when you die, and more than likely prison until then!





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Default Re: Disgusting Dolls Teach Children to Sin!!! - 09-05-2009, 07:58 PM

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To the two ridiculous trolls plaguing this forum... The dolls are causing sin. Who needs to see such a gross and blatant symbol of the human body in its' basest and most unnecessary form? God made us how we are to test us. You obviously failed.

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Default Re: Disgusting Dolls Teach Children to Sin!!! - 09-05-2009, 08:00 PM

all of you guys need to go ahead and remove yourself the human gene pool, oh thats right you already have..

youre christians
and americans

and i really dont know which is worse.
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all of you guys need to go ahead and remove yourself the human gene pool, oh thats right you already have..

youre christians
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and i really dont know which is worse.
May God have mercy on your soul... Well, I doubt it. God's favorite country knows it's place above yours, you filthy eurofag.
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Default Re: Disgusting Dolls Teach Children to Sin!!! - 09-05-2009, 08:18 PM

America used to be ours boy

know you place and respect those superior to yourself..which in your case boy means everyone on the planet
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Used to be, until the Lord Jesus Christ separated us from your filthy homer ways.

True, we did used to live under you, but I distinctly remember two wars where we utterly demolished you righteously.
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Default Re: Disgusting Dolls Teach Children to Sin!!! - 09-05-2009, 08:33 PM

ah yes, but you can keep your coumtry, the place is full of the first syllables of the word country
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Default Re: Disgusting Dolls Teach Children to Sin!!! - 09-05-2009, 08:34 PM

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ah yes, but you can keep your coumtry, the place is full of the first syllables of the word country
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Default Re: Disgusting Dolls Teach Children to Sin!!! - 09-05-2009, 08:35 PM

European heathen, POLITELY, I will ask you to avoid any profanity, veiled or otherwise. It's inappropriate.
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