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Joo-ish New Year's day -
09-13-2007, 09:08 AM
So! The Joo-Boys are celebrating the New Year 5768 are they?
HOW DUMB ARE YOU?
Has all that hitting your head against the wall affected your Brains?
Every True Christian™ American knows that the New Year happens in January to coincide with the Feast of the Circumcision of Our Lord Jesus Christ
Who THEY murdered.
YIC
an angry Talitha
Sister Talitha
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Joo-ish New Year's day -
09-13-2007, 11:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Sister Talitha
So! The Joo-Boys are celebrating the New Year 5768 are they?
HOW DUMB ARE YOU?
Has all that hitting your head against the wall affected your Brains?
Every True Christian™ American knows that the New Year happens in January to coincide with the Feast of the Circumcision of Our Lord Jesus Christ
Who THEY murdered.
YIC
an angry Talitha
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In a few days, they get to celebrate an even more important kike holiday. Seeing as they've not been cleansed of their sins by the Blood of Jesus, they make an inept attempt to atone for their sins themselves.
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Yom Kippur is the Jewish holiday of the Day of Atonement. It is considered to be one of the holiest and most solemn days of the year...
Five prohibitions are traditionally observed, as detailed in the Jewish oral tradition (Mishnah tractate Yoma 8:1):- Eating and drinking
- Wearing leather shoes
- Bathing/washing
- Anointing oneself with oil
- Marital relations
Total abstention from food and drink usually begins half-an-hour before sundown (called "tosefet Yom Kippur," the "addition" of fasting part of the day before is required by Jewish law), and ends after nightfall the following day.
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We get Christmas. The Joos get to abstain from eating, drinking, wearing leather shoes, washing (not that they ever do that anyway), anointing themselves with oil and marital relations*. I'd say it's pretty obvious who GOD loves more.
*there was a famous debate between the rabbis Hillel and Shammai about whether it's still alright to fornicate with Catholic schoolgirls on Yom Kippur, as long as you're not married to them.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Joo-ish New Year's day -
09-13-2007, 11:44 AM
Ah! Yum Kipper?
I hear the Ungodly Brits eat them for Breakfast!
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Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Joo-ish New Year's day -
09-13-2007, 11:49 AM
Kippers don't look that tasty.........Yum Kippers indeed....
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Re: Joo-ish New Year's day -
09-13-2007, 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Sister Talitha
So! The Joo-Boys are celebrating the New Year 5768 are they?
HOW DUMB ARE YOU?
Has all that hitting your head against the wall affected your Brains?
Every True Christian™ American knows that the New Year happens in January to coincide with the Feast of the Circumcision of Our Lord Jesus Christ
Who THEY murdered.
YIC
an angry Talitha
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As clever as the joos are with numbers, you'd think they could count better than that.
They need to take inventory, before its too late.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Joo-ish New Year's day -
09-13-2007, 01:44 PM
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As clever as the joos are with numbers, you'd think they could count better than that.
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If they would count from the very beginning of time and space, it should be year 6011. They must start counting from somewhere in the middle of Genesis 5. I can't fathom why they would number their years after the birth of Mahalaleel.
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Re: Joo-ish New Year's day -
09-13-2007, 10:04 PM
The Joos killed Jesus. The Joos run the banks. They have a stranglehold on the international diamond trade, most Washington think tanks, the delicatessen industry, and stand-up comedy. And now they're worming their oversized noses into government....
Monica Lewinsky = Meeskite
Richard Perle = Joo
Paul Wolfowitz = Joo boy
Henry Kissenger = Big time joo
Kenneth Adelman = Dreidle spinner
Scooter Libby = Yarmelka wearer
Josh Bolten = Shylock
John Bolten = Matzo muncher
Joe Lieberman = Christ killer
Elliott Abrams = rootless cosmopolitan
Michael Chertoff = lox eater
Ari Fleischer = Takes more than his fair share of holidays
David Frum = Buys wholesale
William Kristol = Kike City
Ken Mehlman = Joo!
Michael Bloomberg = Yid
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Re: Joo-ish New Year's day -
09-13-2007, 10:58 PM
Not only are the Joos now celebrating their pagan "New Year," but this Sunday (September 16) is Mexirican Independence Day. You can be sure the illegals are gonna be out in force, whooping it up. No doubt they'll be looting the local Wal-Marts, and raping blond-haired blue-eyed Christian girls too! They call it a "fiesta," which is Spanish for "gang rape."
I urge every right-thinking American to get ready for the 2nd Mexican War. Clean your shotguns, and stock up on ammo. It's time to take this country back!
Remember the Alamo,
Buford
yours in Christ,
Brother Buford
The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them.
- Rush Limbaugh
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Re: Joo-ish New Year's day -
09-13-2007, 11:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Buford T Scoggins
Not only are the Joos now celebrating their pagan "New Year," but this Sunday (September 16) is Mexirican Independence Day. You can be sure the illegals are gonna be out in force, whooping it up. No doubt they'll be looting the local Wal-Marts, and raping blond-haired blue-eyed Christian girls too! They call it a "fiesta," which is Spanish for "gang rape."
I urge every right-thinking American to get ready for the 2nd Mexican War. Clean your shotguns, and stock up on ammo. It's time to take this country back!
Remember the Alamo,
Buford
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Since when are the messicants independant? I mean honestly. Independant of what? Independant of morality maybe. Or sobriety.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Joo-ish New Year's day -
09-14-2007, 02:22 AM
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They call it a "fiesta," which is Spanish for "gang rape."
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Messkins can't gang-rape anyone with those tiny little PO-KEE-TOES they have.
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: Joo-ish New Year's day -
09-14-2007, 04:18 AM
In all fairness, I do want to say that there are some good Mexicans. For example, former Attorney General Alberto Gonzales. Well actually, I think he's only half-Mexican. His dad was a sailor in the US Navy in San Diego, and his mom was a hooker in a Tijuana whorehouse.
Anyway, he apparently saw the light and gave up that evil Catholic religion, and redeemed himself with good deeds like warrantless wiretapping and authorizing the torture of Muslim terrorists. Too bad he's afflicted with Alzheimers and can't remember any of it. I guess that was God's punishment for being half-Mexirican.
Praise the lord,
Buford
yours in Christ,
Brother Buford
The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them.
- Rush Limbaugh
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