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Default Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you - 09-06-2007, 01:06 AM
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Until you found Jesus, of course. I still think you should drop the "minister" part of your name here in case unSaved people start thinking the Lord encourages that sort of thing in women. We are vessels for birthing our husbands' children, and then babysitters after our children have children. Anything else is just too unseemly!
Yes of course Sister Mary Maria! ...

Until I got Jesus recently, and came to understand that the theology I was practicing is actually foreign to the literal truth of the Bible.

Should my name be changed on the board? Someone else has to do that for me. Anyway, what do you think my name should be from now on?

I'm signing my name as plain 'noddy' on my posts, but should I be Sister Noddy now? I would like the sound of two names, as I have now, but the 'minister' should be changed

And yes I guess you could say I'm retired, and a loving babysitter and homemaker now, Sister MM

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1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

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Default Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you - 09-06-2007, 01:08 AM
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Default Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you - 09-06-2007, 01:13 AM
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I dare you to say that to God's face.
Kind of hard to do when he doesn't exist.

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What bits do you like then? Romans 1? The book of My Chemical Romance? The bit where it explains why God wants you to enrage him by being a depraved emo and buggering men in a sodomitical fashion?
I actually find the bible extremely boring, which is one of the greatest causes for me not reading it. And FYI: MCR kicks ass.

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You mean this is you operating at full mental capacity, without the inflence of any mind-altering drugs at all? Good Lord.
I take Ritalin, but that's for different purposes than what you talk about.
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Default Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you - 09-06-2007, 01:17 AM
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Sister Noddy is a LOVELY name!
Ooooooh I would be honored to be Sister Noddy now, Sister Thumper!

You can do caps for first letters this time (when I first signed in I did both names lower case)

Oh this is soooo exciting Sisters, praise JESUS!

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1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

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Default Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you - 09-06-2007, 01:17 AM
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Default Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you - 09-06-2007, 01:17 AM
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I take Ritalin, but that's for different purposes than what you talk about.
Oh, you're a special needs kid. Knowing that God cursed you with mongoloidism, I can almost forgive you for being an emo homer with awful taste in music, but not quite. Any chance you could stop licking the window for long enough to repent of your sins and accept Jesus into your life?

O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Default Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you - 09-06-2007, 01:21 AM
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Oh, you're a special needs kid. Knowing that God cursed you with mongoloidism, I can almost forgive you for being an emo homer with awful taste in music, but not quite. Any chance you could stop licking the window for long enough to repent of your sins and accept Jesus into your life?
I have ADHD, not my fault. And the music I listen to is wonderful

Once again, why would I be licking a window?
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Default Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you - 09-06-2007, 01:23 AM
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Once again, why would I be licking a window?
Same reason you deny God, think MCR count as "music", and need to take pills so you can sit still: Jesus made you retarded. Do you hate God because you're retarded, or did He make you retarded as punishment for hating Him?

O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Default Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you - 09-06-2007, 01:24 AM
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I wholeheartedly agree!
Thank you Sister Maria!

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Default Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you - 09-06-2007, 01:27 AM
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Same reason you deny God, think MCR count as "music", and need to take pills so you can sit still: Jesus made you retarded. Do you hate God because you're retarded, or did He make you retarded as punishment for hating Him?
I have a mental disability, yes. And I'm open about it. If you don't like me then piffle off.
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Default Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you - 09-06-2007, 01:31 AM
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I have a mental disability, yes. And I'm open about it. If you don't like me then piffle off.
Fine, I shall piffle off from Jesus' favourite forums and never post here again because a retarded homer told me to. Good day.

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Fine, I shall piffle off from Jesus' favourite forums and never post here again because a retarded homer told me to. Good day.
Kinda hard for a dead person to have a favorite forum.
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Kinda hard for a dead person to have a favorite forum.
It's VERY hard. Jesus died before the internet was ever even invented. :]
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extremely boring, which is one of the greatest causes for me not reading it.
If you're talking about this thread, then I agree. THIS THREAD IS NOW CLOSED.

Poison ("Every rose has a thorrrrrrrrn"), if you don't learn to debate like a grown-up I will put you on moderation, which means nothing you write gets posted unless we approve it first.

Teen-age debate works like this:

TEEN A: This is my opinion.
TEEN B: I'm an insecure, conformist loser, therefore I now have the same opinion as Teen A!

Grown up debate is different. We need actual REASONS to agree with you. You must present evidence, especially from the Bible. We are conformists, yes, but we conform to the will of the LORD and not whatever the last scrawny zip-lip happened to say.

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