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Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness -
03-21-2016, 09:18 PM
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No, what she's calling reactionary is when you don't understand the Scripture you're quoting:
I've bolded the pertinent bit, when Jesus clarifies that it's not judgement that He's condemning, but hypocritical judgement.
She probably won't read it, but it's not laziness, it's wilful ignorance holiness.
1 Timothy 6:20 "O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:"
Why haven't you read the Bible yet, to see what it really says, instead of just accepting the propaganda you've been fed?
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Also, in Timothy they are referring to false science. I know the word. Been going to church and studying the bible for 16 years.
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Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness -
03-21-2016, 09:58 PM
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I think you're very rude. I've never attempted a mental exercise in my life. I put all my trust in the Holy Word of Christ the Lord Thy God, thank you very much!
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Sorry, my hemorrhoids are flaring up today like tulips. Would you be as so kind to forgive me?
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03-21-2016, 10:08 PM
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...How disgusting arrogant to put yourself above others. Mental case.
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Guess what every religion does?
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Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness -
03-22-2016, 12:41 AM
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Sorry, my hemorrhoids are flaring up today like tulips. Would you be as so kind to forgive me?
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It is not our work to forgive. Rather it is the work of the Lord to give forgiveness. It is to Him that you must apply if you wish to atone for your sins. I am very suspicious of you and your claims. First of all, you do not attempt to conceal the fact that you are from Brooklyn. Nothing good has ever come from that place. You are a Yankee with all the diseases of mind and body that affect all of your tribe. Also, while I suspect that you see yourself as a witty commentator, I believe that you are likely a pervert, come among Christians like a ravening wolf and hoping to cause vexation. If that is your game, don't waste your time. We get two or three of you wretches a day sometimes. What say you then to these charges? Guilty or Not?
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03-22-2016, 01:36 AM
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It is not our work to forgive. Rather it is the work of the Lord to give forgiveness. It is to Him that you must apply if you wish to atone for your sins. I am very suspicious of you and your claims. First of all, you do not attempt to conceal the fact that you are from Brooklyn. Nothing good has ever come from that place. You are a Yankee with all the diseases of mind and body that affect all of your tribe. Also, while I suspect that you see yourself as a witty commentator, I believe that you are likely a pervert, come among Christians like a ravening wolf and hoping to cause vexation. If that is your game, don't waste your time. We get two or three of you wretches a day sometimes. What say you then to these charges? Guilty or Not?
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There is nothing wrong with Brooklyn. Brooklyn has the some of the best medical practitioners, especially our gynecologists. I get excited every time my yearly visit comes up because I know I'll get the best service there.
And I have friggin hemorrhoids dammit!!!! It's not my fault!!! I had to use the entire box of suppositories in order to get some kind of relief from the fire I'm feeling back there. God says to forgive as you have been forgiven!!
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Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness -
03-22-2016, 01:40 AM
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There is nothing wrong with Brooklyn. Brooklyn has the some of the best medical practitioners, especially our gynecologists. I get excited every time my yearly visit comes up because I know I'll get the best service there.
And I have friggin hemorrhoids dammit!!!! It's not my fault!!! I had to use the entire box of suppositories in order to get some kind of relief from the fire I'm feeling back there. God says to forgive as you have been forgiven!!
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You should be thankful to God for His gift:
Deuteronomy 28:61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the Lord bring upon thee, until thou be destroyed.
Have you tried to pray away your sickness?
Mark 11:24 Therefore I say unto you, What things soever ye desire, when ye pray, believe that ye receive [them], and ye shall have [them].
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Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness -
03-22-2016, 01:54 AM
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...Have you tried to pray away your sickness?
Mark 11:24 Therefore I say unto you, What things soever ye desire, when ye pray, believe that ye receive [them], and ye shall have [them].
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Maybe she prayed for them?
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Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness -
03-22-2016, 01:56 AM
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Maybe she prayed for them?
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03-22-2016, 01:58 AM
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You should be thankful to God for His gift:
Deuteronomy 28:61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the Lord bring upon thee, until thou be destroyed.
Have you tried to pray away your sickness?
Mark 11:24 Therefore I say unto you, What things soever ye desire, when ye pray, believe that ye receive [them], and ye shall have [them].
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Yes I have prayed about it and they always come back when I get explosive diarrhea. Why would God want me to have flaring varicose veins around my anal canal to destroy me? That is ludicrous!
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Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness -
03-22-2016, 02:03 AM
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...Why would God want me to have flaring varicose veins around my anal canal to destroy me? That is ludicrous!
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What's ludicrous is a "Christian" who expects people on the internet to justify God's actions.
Isaiah 55:9 " For as the heavens are higher than the earth, so are my ways higher than your ways, and my thoughts than your thoughts."
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03-22-2016, 02:03 AM
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Maybe she prayed for them?
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Yeah right!!! I prayed for them so I can stay home all day long and scratch them till I relieve myself!!!
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03-22-2016, 02:04 AM
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Yes I have prayed about it and they always come back when I get explosive diarrhea. Why would God want me to have flaring varicose veins around my anal canal to destroy me? That is ludicrous!
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Probably because He hates you for being a hellbound sinner.
I hope that was helpful, dear.
Now, get your act together and take your cues from Job: even if God mercilessly kills your wife and children and takes away your possession and gives you all sorts of sicknesses, you should keep praising Him, even as your tongue is about to fall out.
Who knows, maybe He'll eventually give you health, new wife, new kids, and new possessions to make you happy again.
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03-22-2016, 02:13 AM
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Probably because He hates you for being a hellbound sinner.
I hope that was helpful, dear.
Now, get your act together and take your cues from Job: even if God mercilessly kills your wife and children and takes away your possession and gives you all sorts of sicknesses, you should keep praising Him, even as your tongue is about to fall out.
Who knows, maybe He'll eventually give you health, new wife, new kids, and new possessions to make you happy again.
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You have no idea what it's like to shift from burning liquid feces to back breaking constipation!!! How would you like it if you were trying to pass a turd, but instead it felt like you were being anally raped? Are you going to say now that your church thinks it's ok to feel anal rape???
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03-22-2016, 02:15 AM
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You have no idea what it's like to shift from burning liquid feces to back breaking constipation!!! How would you like it if you were trying to pass a turd, but instead it felt like you were being anally raped? Are you going to say now that your church thinks it's ok to feel anal rape???
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would never allow anything like that to happen to me, because loves me and protects me.
Psalm 23:1-6
1The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.
2 He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.
3 He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake.
4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.
5 Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over.
6 Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the Lord for ever.
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03-22-2016, 02:26 AM
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would never allow anything like that to happen to me, because loves me and protects me.
Psalm 23:1-6
1The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.
2 He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.
3 He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake.
4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.
5 Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over.
6 Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the Lord for ever.
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The lord is MY shepherd!!!! I am sitting on the toilet now praying and I bet he honors my prayer to poop normal!! I will poop normal and that's that!!!!! You people!!!!
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Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness -
03-22-2016, 02:33 AM
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The lord is MY shepherd!!!! I am sitting on the toilet now praying and I bet he honors my prayer to poop normal!! I will poop normal and that's that!!!!! You people!!!!
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The Lord is not your shepherd - otherwise He wouldn't allow you to suffer, and He'd comfort you with His rod and His staff. (Or do you think that He lied in Psalm 23?).
The good news is, that you can repent for your sins, accept Jesus as your Savior, and He'll take all of your pain away.
...Unless He's punishing you for something your ancestors did. In which case you'll still suffer, and your kids will too:
Exodus 34:7 Keeping mercy for thousands, forgiving iniquity and transgression and sin, and that will by no means clear [the guilty]; visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children, and upon the children's children, unto the third and to the fourth [generation].
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03-22-2016, 02:47 AM
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Why would God want me to have flaring varicose veins around my anal canal to destroy me?
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God hates you, that is clear. He knows that you are a flaming homosexual who pretends to be a woman on the internet, all the while engaging in unimaginable perversions. God knows everything you do and before you know it, you will find yourself standing before Him explaining yourself. I expect that interview will go badly for you and it is likely to happen a long time before you think it will. Ours is an angry God; stern and unyielding, cruel and yet just. His justice will be meted out to you and you will find yourself in the flaming* hot tub that we call Hell.
* It is both flaming and for flaming homosexuals.
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03-22-2016, 03:02 AM
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God hates you, that is clear. He knows that you are a flaming homosexual who pretends to be a woman on the internet, all the while engaging in unimaginable perversions. God knows everything you do and before you know it, you will find yourself standing before Him explaining yourself. I expect that interview will go badly for you and it is likely to happen a long time before you think it will. Ours is an angry God; stern and unyielding, cruel and yet just. His justice will be meted out to you and you will find yourself in the flaming* hot tub that we call Hell.
* It is both flaming and for flaming homosexuals.
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How do you know he is cruel if you claim to never have experienced his wrath?
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Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness -
03-22-2016, 03:08 AM
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How do you know he is cruel if you claim to never have experienced his wrath?
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Because God says so in the Holy Bible, sweetie.
You should really read it someday.
Joshua 24:19-20
19 And Joshua said unto the people, Ye cannot serve the Lord: for he is an holy God; he is a jealous God; he will not forgive your transgressions nor your sins.
20 If ye forsake the Lord, and serve strange gods, then he will turn and do you hurt, and consume you, after that he hath done you good.
Jeremiah 33:5 They come to fight with the Chaldeans, but it is to fill them with the dead bodies of men, whom I have slain in mine anger and in my fury, and for all whose wickedness I have hid my face from this city.
Lamentations 4:11 The Lord hath accomplished his fury; he hath poured out his fierce anger, and hath kindled a fire in Zion, and it hath devoured the foundations thereof.
Nahum 1:2 God is jealous, and the Lord revengeth; the Lord revengeth, and is furious; the Lord will take vengeance on his adversaries, and he reserveth wrath for his enemies.
...Just to name a few verses.
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Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness -
03-22-2016, 03:37 AM
As a True Christian™, I have never had hemorrhoids. In fact, God loves me so much that I sometimes go days forgetting I even have an anus. Clean living and a diet of beef, pork, & cheese will go a long way toward ensuring colonic regularity and once weekly bowel movements.
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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