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01-27-2008, 08:50 PM
I am looking for a good CHRISTIAN man to marry me and fruit my womb. I live in Vermont so if you are nearby please email me.
Looking for a mate,
Dairymaid Roberta
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01-27-2008, 10:18 PM
Ah, my dear. You are far too young for old and drink-wracked One-eyed Jack. And I took a solemn vow before Jesus that my womb-fruitin' days were over. From now on the salmon swim upstream for the pure pleasure of it.**
Do you have an unattached mother, or perhaps a youngish grandmother who likes beer, shooting possums at midnight, and can stand an atmosphere strongly laced with methane and hydrogen sulfide?
I strongly favor women with towering noses and eyes like fishpools.
Thy neck is as a tower of ivory; thine eyes like the fishpools in Heshbon, by the gate of Bathrabbim: thy nose is as the tower of Lebanon which looketh toward Damascus. Song of Solomon 7:4
~~ OEJ
**OK, the Lord says be fruitful and multiply but I DONE MULTIPLIED ALREADY. Multiplication class is over.
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Professor of Engrish
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Re: Pregnant -
01-27-2008, 10:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Roberta
I am looking for a good CHRISTIAN man to marry me and fruit my womb. I live in Vermont so if you are nearby please email me.
Looking for a mate,
Dairymaid Roberta
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okay dairymaid is total my fantasy! hubba bubba!
we are go on date tomorrow. wear dairymaid outfit and bring milk bucket.
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Re: Pregnant -
01-27-2008, 10:39 PM
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She said CHRISTIAN MAN, not Rock-Worshipping Shintoist Yellow Monkey, Hiroshima!
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Professor of Engrish
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01-27-2008, 11:11 PM
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<SMACK>
She said CHRISTIAN MAN
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okay I am not christian but I think she is able overlook this when she look over this
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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01-27-2008, 11:21 PM
I wonder what you say to the foolish girls who agree to meet up with you for illicit assignations, only to find that you look nothing like these doctored photos you send them?
When they realize that you are nothing but a scrawny little yellow monkey with nothing to offer but a life of misery, lies and idol worship, it must be quite a show.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Pregnant -
01-28-2008, 12:29 AM
Dear Hiroshi,
You are cute and I appreciate your offer but you still look Oriental (little) downstairs.
Robbie
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01-28-2008, 04:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
I wonder what you say to the foolish girls who agree to meet up with you for illicit assignations, only to find that you look nothing like these doctored photos you send them?
When they realize that you are nothing but a scrawny little yellow monkey with nothing to offer but a life of misery, lies and idol worship, it must be quite a show.
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you are need for mind own business. dairymaid is total my fantasy and you are ruin it!
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01-28-2008, 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Roberta
Dear Hiroshi,
You are cute and I appreciate your offer but you still look Oriental (little) downstairs.
Robbie
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give me break I was just get out of water. now what time I am pick you up for date?
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01-28-2008, 05:24 PM
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give me break I was just get out of water. now what time I am pick you up for date?
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How do you plan on getting to VT?
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Professor of Engrish
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01-28-2008, 05:43 PM
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How do you plan on getting to VT?
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hold on honey I need work something out first okay.
landover baptist you guy know I am not have much money (am student give me break). maybe True christian is buy plane ticket for me. first class please I need stretch legs or they fall asleep (is legitimate medical condition okay).
I love all my brother and sister at landover
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Re: Pregnant -
01-28-2008, 06:01 PM
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How do you plan on getting to VT?
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This is disgusting. You want to date a chink pervert who is terrible at photoshop?
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Re: Pregnant -
01-28-2008, 07:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Roberta
I am looking for a good CHRISTIAN man to marry me and fruit my womb. I live in Vermont so if you are nearby please email me.
Looking for a mate,
Dairymaid Roberta
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I assume by describing yourself as a Dairymaid Mss Roberta; are a hard worker? Can the same be said about your child?
What do you feel about becoming a plural wife? My first wife has been hospitalized for mental illness . After a conversation with Brother’s Jeb and Montague after church Sunday I am considering some home business opportunities that have opened up do to the recent right-sizing of the US dollar. I really could use a hard working plural wife or two to make it happen and good hard working children would be a definite plus.
Do be aware as a plural wife some of the more conventional husband / wife activities between us would be out of the question since that would be debauchery. Do not worry about anyone in Freehold thinking ill of your reputation with me; as Pastor Zeke as put it in one of his sermons “There are only two men in Freehold I could leave with a unmarried attractive woman alone with and be absolutely sure nothing would ever happen to her; Brother Bobby-Joe and Brother Born Again Bob.” So you see you would be in good hands with me.
I eagerly await your reply.
PS Is your eyesight good?
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Re: Pregnant -
01-28-2008, 07:53 PM
It sounds like a very reasonable proposal. You would move to Vermont?
If you are close to Pastor Zeke please put in a good word for me. He has given me many infractions and I do not want to be abolished.
Thank you!
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Re: Pregnant -
01-28-2008, 08:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
I assume by describing yourself as a Dairymaid Mss Roberta; are a hard worker? Can the same be said about your child?
What do you feel about becoming a plural wife? My first wife has been hospitalized for mental illness . After a conversation with Brother’s Jeb and Montague after church Sunday I am considering some home business opportunities that have opened up do to the recent right-sizing of the US dollar. I really could use a hard working plural wife or two to make it happen and good hard working children would be a definite plus.
Do be aware as a plural wife some of the more conventional husband / wife activities between us would be out of the question since that would be debauchery. Do not worry about anyone in Freehold thinking ill of your reputation with me; as Pastor Zeke as put it in one of his sermons “There are only two men in Freehold I could leave with a unmarried attractive woman alone with and be absolutely sure nothing would ever happen to her; Brother Bobby-Joe and Brother Born Again Bob.” So you see you would be in good hands with me.
I eagerly await your reply.
PS Is your eyesight good?
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Re: Pregnant -
01-28-2008, 08:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Roberta
It sounds like a very reasonable proposal. You would move to Vermont?
If you are close to Pastor Zeke please put in a good word for me. He has given me many infractions and I do not want to be abolished.
Thank you!
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I am afraid Roberta you would have to move to Iowa. For one thing I am under a court order put in place by an activist Liberal judge that prohibits me from entering the state of Vermont. Don't worry; I have a very spacious facto home here in Freehold that I am sure you and your child will be very happy with.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Re: Pregnant -
01-28-2008, 08:32 PM
I do not have a child and I would never leave our Green Mountains. Sorry you got into trouble in VT.
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Re: Pregnant -
01-28-2008, 09:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Roberta
It sounds like a very reasonable proposal. You would move to Vermont?
If you are close to Pastor Zeke please put in a good word for me. He has given me many infractions and I do not want to be abolished.
Thank you!
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Stop hitting on MY Honeypie Pastor Zeke, or I will abolish you!
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Re: Pregnant -
01-29-2008, 01:25 AM
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... maybe True christian is buy plane ticket for me ...
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Ah ha! gotcha! The slanteye is at it again. It's shocking, that's what. I'm shocked. Who, us True Christians buy the ching chong a plane ticket to consort with an unsaved hussy? I seriously doubt it. Think again. Poop on that, chink boy. Oh and young lady dairymaid, do yourself a favor and read the Bible while you still have the chance to make a hit with Jesus. Whenever you're ready. Seriously, you're not interested in the ching chong, are you? I'm a widower and not getting any younger, you know. Poop.
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Re: Pregnant -
01-29-2008, 02:34 AM
No I am not intersted in Hiroshi. I played along knowing he would never get to VT. And I will reiterate, he looked Oriental downstairs.
ABOUT YOU--are you interested in moving to the Green Mountains and starting a family? A suitor's age is unimportant provided he has the ability and desire to procreate. Have you had a recent sperm count?
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