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Default Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!! - 05-17-2008, 01:50 AM

Poor Claire, she's having a nervous breakdown.






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Default Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!! - 05-17-2008, 03:13 AM

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Default Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!! - 05-17-2008, 03:21 AM

Talitha, could you please clean up this mess? You've ruined another sewing boy.

Poor Clarabelle.


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Default Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!! - 05-17-2008, 07:43 AM

Vayhr (or Clarence is it?),

I don't use Bible searches on the internet as I do not trust them to be pure and unabridged (the internet is crawling with liberals).

Instead, I contacted my neighbor (a God fearing man) to help me out since I have only been through the Bible twice now. Those were the only ones that he was able to think of on short notice so if you've got a problem with what he picked, take it up with him.

Now, onto the problem with your manners. I'm a fairly understanding fellow so I try to let your behavior slide since I have no doubt that it stems from larger problems in your life:

-Sexual frustration
-Undersized penis
-Slumber parties with your overly "friendly" uncle
-Terrible back acne (bacne)
-Bed wetting problems through middle school
-Retardation
-A gluttonous diet of man juice
-Your best friend "sharded all your epics" on WoW
-You still live with your mommy
-Severe case of dementia
-chronic masturbation
-The kids at school poured sheep blood on you and you didn't develop fire-starting abilities
-You were breast fed to the age of 9

I tried to be the bigger man (I should have no problems in that department, I hear), but your complete lack of respect for EVERYBODY is ruining my cool. Besides, those God awful colors you insist on posting in hurt my eyes and bring your sexual orientation into question. I'm am going to ask you one last time to cease and desist from your unseemly demeanor. To be frank, I think it's pissing off God.

Your friend,
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Default Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!! - 05-17-2008, 12:52 PM

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Vayhr (or Clarence is it?),

I don't use Bible searches on the internet as I do not trust them to be pure and unabridged (the internet is crawling with liberals).

Instead, I contacted my neighbor (a God fearing man) to help me out since I have only been through the Bible twice now. Those were the only ones that he was able to think of on short notice so if you've got a problem with what he picked, take it up with him.

mmmmmmmmmooooooooooOOOOOOOooo!!!

Now, onto the problem with your manners. I'm a fairly understanding fellow so I try to let your behavior slide since I have no doubt that it stems from larger problems in your life:

-Sexual control and godly chasity
-Overdersized penis
-Being victim of attempted seduction by an overly "friendly" True Christian girl at The Monthly Visitor
-Terrible anger issues
-Bed wetting problems during infancy
-High Intelligence
-A diet of red meat
-Your best friend is Jesus
-You are still in High School and still live with your mommy at the age of 18
-Severe case of confidence
-chronic brawling
-The kids at school get their asses kicked by you
-You were breast fed to the age of 9 months

Those don't sound like problems to me, loser.

I tried to be the bigger man (which will be a problem seeing that I am so small in the pants), but your complete lack of respect for EVERYBODY is making me insecure. Besides, those Godly colors you insist on posting in hurt my eyes and bring my sexual orientation into question. I'm am going to ask you one last time to cease and desist from your godly demeanor. To be frank, I think it's pissing off Satan.

Your friend,
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not about off
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Default Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!! - 05-17-2008, 03:32 PM

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Poor, poor, disturbed Clarabelle.

She cares not about off ending Satan. I can only assume that means Claire isn't interested in being the "Top" with Satan, and would prefer to be the "Bottom".


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Default Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!! - 05-18-2008, 09:21 AM

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I get it. You've been defeated so you start blithering nonsense in a pity appeal. Poor, wretched Carol.
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Default Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!! - 05-18-2008, 12:10 PM

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I get it. You've been defeated so you start blithering nonsense in a pity appeal. Poor, wretched Carol.
This is a very painful time in my life. The woman I love has lost her f*cking mind and there may be nothing I can do to help her overcome this mental handicap of hers. I understand that you've never had a girlfriend, much less held hands with a woman before so I forgive you for not understanding how it feels to have loved and lost. The trivial posts of losers like you or whatshisface simply don't inspire any rage in me any longer. To be honest I'm really too cool to even be responding to you. You're far below me on the social ladder.

By the way, how exactly is someone "defeated" on a forum? It's not like we've ever had a serious discussion, much less a debate on any subject.
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Default Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!! - 05-27-2008, 05:58 PM

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It's not like we've ever had a serious discussion, much less a debate on any subject.
From what I've seen of your posts, Andrew, that is an understatement.
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