[Cranky Old Man]

God clearly created women to make men suffer.

As even little children know, Genesis 3:16 and Ephesians 5:22-24 teach us that God created women to obey men. So when my wife refused to clean our toilet because "she ran out of paper towels" I tried to give her a well deserved smack on her head. Unfortunately, instead of accepting her well deserved punishment, she ducked away and I broke my hand. My own mistake as I should have followed Proverbs 26:3 which clearly states we should use a rod to beat stupid wives, not our hands. God gave me a well deserved punishment for my mistake there.

But now the worst part: She refuses to apologize! I am perplexed at her willingness to ignore the Holy Bible and thereby dooming herself to the eternal fires of Hell as teached to us by Jesus Himself in John 15:6.

I would appreciate advice of other highly experienced Christian men on what to do next. Please only respond if you are an American. I am not in the mood for hard to understand ignorant racist foreigners. Just spend time on building a wall for keeping yourselves out of America instead.