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Wink Re: How Rude Of You, Jacob! - 01-24-2010, 01:03 AM

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Don't cry Brother. He is just a bad dirty atheist and he will go away soon.
No way, man! I am not going any where unless I can take the love of my life, Pastor Ezekiel, with me! I want to be with him forever!
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Default Re: How Rude Of You, Jacob! - 01-24-2010, 02:01 AM

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No way, man! I am not going any where unless I can take the love of my life, Pastor Ezekiel, with me! I want to be with him forever!
Stop hitting on my man.

He's NOT gay and he's taken!




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Question Oh No, You Didn't! - 01-24-2010, 02:11 AM

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Stop hitting on my man.

He's NOT gay and he's taken!
Yeah, well if he has taken over six years and has still not married you, what is he waiting for? If he ever decides to finally pop the question to you and you marry him, you will be the luckiest woman alive to have such a hot boyfriend! (Actually, no, you wouldn't be; Jared Padalecki's girlfriend is the luckiest woman alive! He is even hotter than your man!)

P.S. When you do finally get married, can I be the best man?
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Default Re: Oh No, You Didn't! - 01-24-2010, 02:16 AM

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Yeah, well if he has taken over six years and has still not married you, what is he waiting for? If he ever decides to finally pop the question to you and you marry him, you will be the luckiest woman alive to have such a hot boyfriend! (Actually, no, you wouldn't be; Jared Padalecki's girlfriend is the luckiest woman alive! He is even hotter than your man!)

P.S. When you do finally get married, can I be the best man?
No you cannot be best man and what part of fiancee, engaged and not gay don't you understand?




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Default Re: Oh No, You Didn't! - 01-24-2010, 02:20 AM

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No you cannot be best man and what part of fiancee, engaged and not gay don't you understand?
He probably doesn't understand any part of that. He is very stupid.


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Thumbs up Crushing - 01-24-2010, 02:20 AM

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No you cannot be best man and what part of fiancee, engaged and not gay don't you understand?
I understand all those things; I am still crushing on him, though!
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Default Re: Pastor Ezekiel Is So Hot! - 01-25-2010, 06:59 AM

I caught my oldest daughter and her friend looking at Pastor Zeke's profile and they were giggling and lust after this Godly and spoken for man. Those two little harlots were flicking their switches as they stared at the "dreamy" man of God. I switched them both soundly.

I thought at first is was just admiration they were feeling for him. After all we all admire Pastor Zeke. He's a wonderful youth pastor and a great True Christian role model.

Next Sunday Pastor make them both kneel of rice until their knees bleed.

BTB, I am sorry that these two harlots looked lustfully at your man. I would not blame you if you had a hissy fit and scratched their lustful eyes out!



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Default Re: Pastor Ezekiel Is So Hot! - 01-26-2010, 10:32 PM

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I am falling madly in love with Pastor Ezekiel; he is so hot! Sir, you are one of the sexiest men I have ever seen in my life and I am developing a serious crush on you! What should I do with these feelings?
How exactly is this a prayer request, Andy Dick?



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