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Default Re: I'm an emo kid - 05-09-2008, 03:25 AM

This perverted thread of deviants cruising the webs for homosex is getting tiresome. It isn't getting any of us anywhere, certainly not getting anyone closer to Jesus.


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Default Re: I'm an emo kid - 05-09-2008, 03:27 AM

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Cutting my wrists gets me down the highway. A/S/L Wide Open?
Cutman,

Let's talk. I know it's not easy at your age, you being gay and all that but Jesus does love you. Just reach and embrace Him before He is forced send of His angels to wring your neck like a chicken. It will be too late to repent when you are in Hell being raped by Satan.



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Default Re: I'm an emo kid - 05-09-2008, 03:27 AM

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This perverted thread of deviants cruising the webs for homosex is getting tiresome. It isn't getting any of us anywhere, certainly not getting anyone closer to Jesus.
That's what I'm talking about! :'9
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Default Re: I'm an emo kid - 05-09-2008, 03:32 AM

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This perverted thread of deviants cruising the webs for homosex is getting tiresome. It isn't getting any of us anywhere, certainly not getting anyone closer to Jesus.
yer but we r trying to find jesus. r u going to do the rite thing and help us?
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Default Re: I'm an emo kid - 05-09-2008, 03:34 AM

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yer but we r trying to find jesus. r u going to do the rite thing and help us?
Son,

I don't think even the Lord is capable of understanding your 'tard speak. There's no room in heaven for mental gimps like you.



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Default Re: I'm an emo kid - 05-09-2008, 03:48 AM

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Praise Jebus!
That would be "Jesus" to you Baphomet. I don't know who let you out of Quarantine, but I'm going to look into it.

Meanwhile, you would do well to be on your best behavior.


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Default Re: I'm an emo kid - 05-09-2008, 10:06 PM

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That would be "Jesus" to you Baphomet. I don't know who let you out of Quarantine, but I'm going to look into it.

Meanwhile, you would do well to be on your best behavior.
I'm sorry. I must have made a typo. When I get angry at those damned emo kids, I make a lot of spelling errors.
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Default Re: I'm an emo kid - 05-10-2008, 12:36 AM

I'm thinking we should delete this entire thread. I don't have time to pity homosexual goth emos who commit hate crimes against Jesus by cutting themselves. I am reminded of the Ten Commandments . . . (You shall not make for yourself any carved image...)

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