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Sweetie, I understand that your brain has the mental capacity of a 5-year old girl, so I will write it down step by step for you.

1. God created the world, all of it.

2. Therefore, everything in the world - good or bad - is also created by God. In addition to the Isaiah quote above, see:

Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the Lord hath not done it?

3. God gives us the set of proper rules to follow, therefore God decides what is a good deed and what is a sin.

4. It is God who decides who will sin and how:

2 Thessalonians 2:11-12
11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
12 That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.

Ezekiel 20:25-26
25 Wherefore I gave them also statutes that were not good, and judgments whereby they should not live;
26 And I polluted them in their own gifts, in that they caused to pass through the fire all that openeth the womb, that I might make them desolate, to the end that they might know that I am the Lord.

5. Therefore, God creates sin, by: a) defining what sin is, and b) deluding some people into following sinful ways/rules.

Do you understand it now, or should I try to dumb it down further for ya, sweetie?

Do you think that I would be praying for you if I hated you, sweetie?
1 Hear this word that the LORD hath spoken against you, O children of Israel, against the whole family which I brought up from the land of Egypt, saying, 2 You only have I known of all the families of the earth: therefore I will punish you for all your iniquities. 3 Can two walk together, except they be agreed? 4 Will a lion roar in the forest, when he hath no prey? will a young lion cry out of his den, if he have taken nothing? 5 Can a bird fall in a snare upon the earth, where no gin is for him? shall one take up a snare from the earth, and have taken nothing at all? 6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?


3:3–6 This series of rhetorical questions illustrates the seriousness, certainty, and righteousness of God’s impending action against Israel. Each question is framed so as to require a resounding "no" as its answer.
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never. Maybe he has chosen autism?
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Does this guy ever read the post to which he's responding?


Mary, do you love me? (I'm referring to biblical love)
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Mary, do you love me? (I'm referring to biblical love)
Please, better behavior here. You can not act here the same way you do in eskimo villages
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Mary, do you love me? (I'm referring to biblical love)
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1 Hear this word that the LORD hath spoken against you, O children of Israel, against the whole family which I brought up from the land of Egypt, saying, 2 You only have I known of all the families of the earth: therefore I will punish you for all your iniquities. 3 Can two walk together, except they be agreed? 4 Will a lion roar in the forest, when he hath no prey? will a young lion cry out of his den, if he have taken nothing? 5 Can a bird fall in a snare upon the earth, where no gin is for him? shall one take up a snare from the earth, and have taken nothing at all? 6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?


3:3–6 This series of rhetorical questions illustrates the seriousness, certainty, and righteousness of God’s impending action against Israel. Each question is framed so as to require a resounding "no" as its answer.


So...



Does that mean that you finally agree with me, that God creates sin?

Because you seem to understand that it is exactly what it says in Amos 3:6, yet your statement lacks such an affirmation.
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never. Maybe he has chosen autism?
The poor thing is clearly retarded. The sad thing is that not only he cannot understand what other people write, but apparently he cannot comprehend the Word of God either.

Thankfully, there is hope for our sweet Billy:



I will continue to pray for the poor fellow. Maybe God will decide to have mercy for him after all!
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The universe is 14 billion years old and there are billions of other galaxies out there with other intelligent beings. There is no God, only delusions of sad homophobes.
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The universe is 14 billion years old
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only delusions of sad homophobes.
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The universe is 14 billion years old and there are billions of other galaxies out there with other intelligent beings. There is no God, only delusions of sad .


There are no homophobes here, friend! Why would anyone be afraid of a sissy girly-man?



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The universe is 14 billion years old and there are billions of other galaxies out there with other intelligent beings. There is no God, only delusions of sad homophobes.

The Universe is very old. Of this we are well aware. It is now over 6,000 years old. Your foolish theories are ridiculous. I believe you are likely a Democrat and a homosexual. Of course, all Democrats are homosexuals, but I am trying to be clear.
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The universe is 14 billion years old and there are billions of other galaxies out there with other intelligent beings. There is no God, only delusions of sad homophobes.
DemonicRedneck666, if you believe in the devil, then you obviously believe in his nemesis and captain of our team, Jesus Christ. You're just on the wrong side of the playing field.

And try not to confuse demons flying around in spaceships for "aliens".
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