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Default Re: False Religions And Cults - 09-01-2014, 04:58 PM

Google "spitting on Christians" and then tell me/us who be the spiters?

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Default Re: False Religions And Cults - 09-01-2014, 05:04 PM

Google "Jesus is Lord" and learn the value of Redemption!



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: False Religions And Cults - 09-01-2014, 11:21 PM

Changing the subject does not remove the original question

I still await the answer

is that ok by you in my view

I have had one hell of an experienc here.

Thanks for tetting me stay around for as long as you have

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Default Re: False Religions And Cults - 09-02-2014, 12:51 AM

Justice does indeed prevail,..,.,,..,.,.,
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time is not in the equation

in deed, so it seems (:-
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Default Re: False Religions And Cults - 09-02-2014, 01:05 AM

Who are you, fellow?

I fear Satan has you.


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Default Re: False Religions And Cults - 09-02-2014, 01:13 AM

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...I fear Satan has you.
The punctuation demons have a strong grip on this one.

Or he's just a loony.


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Please Oh wise One

Do explain so that I might grow in your words

Where am I failing (:-
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You are failing in coherence, God mocker. Your babbling gobbledygook gibberish makes no sense and gives everyone a headache.


Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Where am I failing (:-
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: False Religions And Cults - 09-11-2014, 01:49 AM

I read this here until my eyes hurt and I always thought everybody was Christian and thought those Pentecostals were a different domination of Christians and I thought a Wiccan was a woven basket and now I know better but I don't know what a Wiccan is now. Where do they come up with these other things that aren't Christian? Have a nice day.

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This is an excellent question, Brother! The answer to it lies - like all the answers for all questions that humans might ask - in the Holy Bible.

While God welcomes any sinner who repents (e.g., Luke 23:39-43), He hates some sinners so much that He sends them delusions - false things for them to believe in:

2 Thessalonians 2:10-12
10 And with all deceivableness of unrighteousness in them that perish; because they received not the love of the truth, that they might be saved.
11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
12 That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.


It's not just delusions that God puts into heads of some random individuals; no, when He wants somebody in Hell, it's not just a single person, but entire nations. Therefore, God sends false prophets, who lie to people and mislead them (that would be like the pope, Budda, Muhammad, Joseph Smith and other liars):

2 Chronicles 18:22
22 Now therefore, behold, the Lord hath put a lying spirit in the mouth of these thy prophets, and the Lord hath spoken evil against thee.


God makes it clear that all false prophets are send by Him, with the sole purpose of sending their followers to :

Ezekiel 14:9
9 And if the prophet be deceived when he hath spoken a thing, I the Lord have deceived that prophet, and I will stretch out my hand upon him, and will destroy him from the midst of my people Israel.


Giving some people false laws to be followed, dooming them into eternal damnation, serves a higher purpose - so that everybody knows that God is our Mighty :

Ezekiel 20:25-26:
25 Wherefore I gave them also statutes that were not good, and judgments whereby they should not live;
26 And I polluted them in their own gifts, in that they caused to pass through the fire all that openeth the womb, that I might make them desolate, to the end that they might know that I am the Lord.


How lucky are we, True Christians™, we truly are loved by our Merciful , because He gave us His real Word to follow (the Holy Bible), and did not mess up with our minds which would cause us to follow the false prophets!

Praise !
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Post Dark Gaianism - 11-11-2014, 10:13 PM

As a new member and avid worshipper of the dark lord, i believe that Satan's realm is an evil lord in and of itself. I believe satan is the dark Gaia's puppet. We call ourselves Dark Gaianists.
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Default Re: Dark Gaianism - 11-12-2014, 12:53 AM

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As a new member and avid worshipper of the dark lord, i believe that Satan's realm is an evil lord in and of itself. I believe satan is the dark Gaia's puppet. We call ourselves Dark Gaianists.
There is no such thing as Gaia. Therefore there can be no dark Gaia. Are you suggesting that—rather than having to generate the full power requirement itself—the human or other mind utilises the geomagnetic field as a carrier wave? In that case you prpbably believe that "dark energy" functions in a similar manner, as a medium of transmission for your dark lord's telepathic commands

Oh, hang on.. no.. you can't think that can you.. Dark lords would need to telepathise instructions across all their realm. Sort of like a free-to-air broadcast EXCEPT THAT you don't distinguish between the dark lord and his realm. Dark energy is unnecessary in that case; if the realm and the lord are synonymous there is nothing to communicate is there: no need for a carrier wave whether geomagnetic fields, their galactic equivalent or the non-existent dark energy (which is simply the difference between some calculations and some observations).

Perhaps you could address these points in your introduction?
You will notice that although we do not agree with your inane proclamations, we do know what they are; we have heard them before.
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Default Re: Dark Gaianism - 11-12-2014, 01:05 AM

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As a new member and avid worshipper of the dark lord, i believe that Satan's realm is an evil lord in and of itself. I believe satan is the dark Gaia's puppet. We call ourselves Dark Gaianists.

In as much as you say you can't remember your location, I surmise that you are one of those marijuana addled role playing game addicts who come here almost daily to splain things to us. I estimate your age as 16, your pimples as many and your girlfriend as nonexistent.


Pray, tell us more about your fantasies. Sometimes you unsaved nitwits can be amusing.


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...Sometimes you unsaved nitwits can be amusing.
If this one's Twitter feed is any indication, don't get your hopes up.


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Default Re: False Religions And Cults - 04-01-2015, 01:35 AM

Typical of other false religions, the Presbyterian church has officially surrendered to Satan by honoring the Sodomite Lifestyle against the wishes of an angry God (Leviticus 18:22).


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: False Religions And Cults - 04-10-2015, 04:19 AM

The name of God is Jehovah, you're not reading the true Bible.
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The name of God is Jehovah, you're not reading the true Bible.
The letter J does not appear in Hebrew. Do you have Scriptural support for your claim?
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The name of God is Jehovah...
Really?

Exodus 34:14 "For thou shalt worship no other god: for the Lord, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God:"

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Disparaging something while offering no alternative? Weak.


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Default Re: False Religions And Cults - 04-10-2015, 05:54 AM

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He goes by many names:
Exodus 34:14 For thou shalt worship no other god: for the LORD, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God


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