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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-06-2013, 02:35 AM
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I hope I get to meet him in Heaven. Maybe he will sit next to me on a puffy pink cloud that is made of strawberry cotton candy. There we will talk about our love for while we nibble on the cloud.
~~swoon~~
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I've been having some medicinal Brandy (Alexanders) today to help me with this. Do you want to come over?
As one Wise Man said:
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Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven -
12-06-2013, 04:24 AM
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Praise Jesus! I love the Book of Ephesians. I pray every day that some team will recognize Tim Tebow's outstanding talent, and that his connections with the Lord will give that team a big edge in the playoffs, just so I can see brother Tebow advertise Ephesians 5:23-24 on his face next:
For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.
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Ron Jeremy....He's accepted Jesus and now preaches the word, my hero!!
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Sorry to burst your bubble there, but there is absolutely no way that God will let Ron Jeremy into heaven. For Heaven's sake, that man's a Jew!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-06-2013, 05:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Daisy Mae Johnson
With those dreamy blue eyes and strong loving arms I can see why anyone would call him home.
I hope I get to meet him in Heaven. Maybe he will sit next to me on a puffy pink cloud that is made of strawberry cotton candy. There we will talk about our love for while we nibble on the cloud.
~~swoon~~
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You know, this guy was a filthy sinner and a pervert. My 14 year old Indonesian houseboy told me that he was 40 and had a 23 year old girlfriend at the time of his death. AND that they had been living in sin for 7 YEARS! That means she was 16 and he was 33 and a MORMON!
I don't want to hear any more about this degenerate.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-06-2013, 06:48 PM
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You know, this guy was a filthy sinner and a pervert. My 14 year old Indonesian houseboy told me that he was 40 and had a 23 year old girlfriend at the time of his death. AND that they had been living in sin for 7 YEARS! That means she was 16 and he was 33 and a MORMON! I don't want to hear any more about this degenerate.
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I am sorry to (seem to) contradict you on this, Pastor, but the fact is, Brother Walker gave those disadvantaged teens he dated a wonderful life.
Before the current girlfriend he met when she was 16, there was another one ( Aubrianna Atwell) he met when she was 16. So you see, this was not some isolated "transgression"/weekend-in-Vegas thing.
No, instead, Paul Walker Movie Star was on a mission to rehabilitate runaway sixteen-year-old girls and then when they aged into their 20's and could stand on their own two feet, he released them and applied himself to the next wayward "cause".
Personally, aside from Dr. Niles, he is my Hero.
Also, notice this picture. It was taken moments after the crash. How could he appear as an angel if he weren't on his way to Heaven?
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Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven -
03-29-2014, 01:40 AM
You christian bunch should seriously try some drugs.
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Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven -
03-29-2014, 01:49 AM
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You christian bunch should seriously try some drugs.
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What a stupid post. First time on God's Favorite Forum? Now, what did you hope to accomplish with this? Was it to have your posts deleted and you to get banned?
Let's not be so childish and act like a grownup for a minute.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven -
03-30-2014, 12:03 AM
From the home state of state's rights... I can't wait to see one our hometown heros- US Senator Strom Thurmond.
He overcame his failure to filibuster the 1957 Civil Rights Act to successfully righteously continue hiding and ignoring a secret negro lust child for another 45+ years (almost 80 total!) until after his death.
Here's to you Strom!
"Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)
"But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)
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Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven -
06-09-2014, 05:58 PM
Nic Cage
He's so dreamy
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Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven -
06-09-2014, 06:53 PM
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I am very sorry to tell, but he is italian. Coppola. Catlick.
But there is always possibility, that he leaves the cult and becomes True Christian. We can put that on our prayer lists.
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Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven -
06-09-2014, 08:20 PM
Also, kind of swarthy-looking, Sister Daisy Mae. Not at all the handsome, clean-living, blond, blue-eyed type that you are committed to, surely?
2 Timothy 3:16
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
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Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven -
07-09-2014, 05:27 AM
Martin Luther King Jr, Malcolm X, TD Jakes, Pimp C, Whitney Houston, Louis Farrakhan and Halie Selasie are all shoe ins for the heavenly express.
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Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven -
07-09-2014, 05:37 AM
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Martin Luther King Jr, Malcolm X, TD Jakes, Pimp C, Whitney Houston, Louis Farrakhan and Halie Selasie are all shoe ins for the heavenly express.
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The ones you listed are far too uppity to make it past the pearly gates. While it's possible one or two repented of their negritude and reverse-racism, it seems unlikely.
II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven -
07-09-2014, 06:18 AM
What about Liz Taylor, Diana Ross and Eartha Kitt?
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Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven -
07-09-2014, 06:21 AM
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What about Liz Taylor, Diana Ross and Eartha Kitt?
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Eartha Kitt was a miscegenator.
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Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven -
07-09-2014, 06:36 AM
Are there any black folks that y'all are sure made it to heaven??
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Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven -
07-09-2014, 04:02 PM
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Are there any black folks that y'all are sure made it to heaven??
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And there shall in no wise enter into it any thing that defileth, neither whatsoever worketh abomination,
or maketh a lie: but they which are written in the Lamb's book of life.
Revelation 21:27
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven -
08-22-2014, 05:12 PM
I can't wait to meet Kevin Sorbo in Heaven!!!
Star of Hercules, and more recently, God's Not Dead, True Christian™ and defender of the faith and front line fighter in these culture wars, Sorbo is a Soldier of Christ and a gentleman.
Angry atheists have since forced Access Hollywood to take the video offline, but here's a transcript of what he said concerning the foolishness that is atheism:
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Sorbo: … I’ve seen these guys [atheists] on TV and cable outlets… Atheists actually have, like, chapters and they have, I mean, it’s weird. I see the anger when these guys get on TV! And I’m going, wow, how do you get so angry about something you don’t believe in?
Robinson: Right…
Sorbo: I find that very interesting.
Robinson: Every time I’m around, if I’m ever around an atheist, I think I’m gonna get hit by lightning or something. I just don’t even want to be in the room with them.
Sorbo: It’s weird how they can get nativity scenes pulled down because they say it offends them. They’re offended by something they don’t believe in. Well, it offends about 90% of people of the country that they take the nativity scenes down, but apparently, the majority doesn’t have a voice in this country anymore, so what are you gonna do?
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Sorbo: What’s interesting, people can say, oh, that doesn’t happen, where students get persecuted at universities because of their belief. It does happen. At the end of the movie, we show 37 court cases — we could’ve shown many more — in the closing credits of major universities being sued by students because they’re being persecuted purely for having a faith in God. What’s the big deal? I mean, live and let live. I’m a live and let live kind of guy. If [you're] an atheist, fine. If you’re an Agnostic, we can talk…
Robinson: God is telling us now we have to go to a commercial…
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Oh, but he's not just a strong, hunky True Christian™ man who loves the LORD, he's also intelligent and articulate. Consider what he said about the negro riots in Ferguson (again, forced to be taken down):
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Ferguson riots have very little to do with the shooting of the young man. It is an excuse to be the losers these animals truly are. It is a tipping point to frustration built up over years of not trying, but blaming everyone else, The Man, for their failures. It’s always someone else’s fault when you give up. Hopefully this is a reminder to the African Americans ( I always thought we just Americans. Oh, well.) that their President the [sic] voted in has only made things worse for them, not better.
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I bet he has a beautiful singing voice, and I want to stand near him when we sing praises to Christ Jesus for all eternity!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven -
08-22-2014, 06:57 PM
Could we please do a clothing drive and maybe find him and Mr. Putin a couple of shirts that fit? I guess we might have to buy at least one leather Jerkin for Mr Sorbo, Deuteronomy 22:11, unless something rather exotic is donated by one of the brethren.
1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven -
09-30-2014, 12:54 AM
Goodbye for now, Mr. Cathy. As if inventing that wonderful chicken sandwich with a side of waffle fries is not enough to get a man into Heaven, I'm certain Jesus appreciates your good fight against homomarriage!
"Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)
"But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)
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Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven -
10-01-2014, 03:20 PM
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Originally Posted by knob polisher
What about Liz Taylor, Diana Ross and Eartha Kitt?
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First of all they are all whores so they won't be going to Heaven.
Good nigresses CAN go to Heaven - but nigra Heaven is a separate and lesser Heaven.
It's pretty rare though, for a nigra to actually MAKE it to Heaven. Most are so full wanton desire (animal instincts) and have no moral compass to make it in.
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