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07-15-2009, 07:12 AM
I have been firing off emails to all members of congress and all state governors. We need to bury them in letters the way we did to the FCC to get that homer enabling Joo Howeird Stern off of our Godly air waves.
Here is a list of emails addys for congress.
http://www.webslingerz.com/jhoffman/congress-email.html
http://www.webslingerz.com/jhoffman/congress-email.html
Use you Landover Baptist Church email accounts. They know how much clout we have.
Let's take advantage of technology. Just as Landover Baptist is the highest rated church on every search engine let's make the congressional email servers cry for mercy!
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07-15-2009, 07:50 AM
Thank you Brother Pat! I kind of assumed that everyone here already had their congressman's address with all the letter writing we do over gay marriage, evilution in schools, and Harry Potter movies. Now nobody doesn't have an excuse to get to work and write these letters!
I made my letter somewhat generic so all people across the internet to write it, but like Brother Pat suggested, make sure they know we are from Landover.
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07-16-2009, 04:17 AM
I wrote an article suggested the possibility of Christ being gay. This does not seem feasible. If I wanted to embody the human condition, it is part to homosexuality. Anyway, some sexuality would have. Or was hetero, homo or was, or was a great wank. Or maybe all this while. Outside of these four hypotheses, it would be a sexless. This is a freak.
On occasion, a pastor asked me: are you gay? I replied that my sex life just for me with her concerns and nobody has anything to do. Her only know my intimate. I am not a star of the media, I am not a pop idol, I am not the movie icon. I do not have any reason to show my sex to the public. The pastor again insist: because you are gay, we have where you can heal yourself. However, pastor - respondi -. I know ex-deputy, ex-military, ex-priest, ex-guerrilla, a former communist. Ex-gay I never saw. If someone has chosen to be homosexual homosexuality because it is pleasurable, for reasons which would leave the world giving you pleasure? Just because Jehovah does not like? Well, hell is this god that even exists, except in the imagination of priests thirsty for power.
You can cure homosexuals? Before answering the question, it is another: why treat? The desire to cure homosexuals implies understand homosexuality as a disease. But since when has this disease or that sexual preference? If there is no coercion or violence, no one has anything to do with what someone likes to do in bed. Or with whom or with which sex likes.
In Greek and Roman world, homosexuality was part of everyday life. The Greek philosophers had their efebos and did not let to create a powerful culture. Alcibíades, the most valiant warrior of Hélade, great general and had the most beautiful man of his time, was the most beloved disciple of Socrates. Safo was the poet of Lesbos, which first introduced in the literature that has received the name of the island where lived the lesbian love
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07-16-2009, 04:22 AM
Homersexuality is a spiritual disease. The cure is Jesus! or death.
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07-16-2009, 04:39 AM
What exactly is your point, Juan? We speak English on God's Favorite Forum™. That was a rambling, drug-induced slurry mess of words. But I think Brother Pat got the gist of what you're trying to say. Yes indeed it is a disease. It doesn't matter if it was part of everyday ancient Greek life....AIDS is part of everyday African life. Does this make AIDS a valuable and perfectly natural cultural mileau? No, of course not. AIDS is a disease just like homosexuality.
You are clearly a homosexual Juan and I have outed you before. You have yet to post outside of the Straight4Jesus forum which suggests you have certain issues. Now, I personally specialize in exorcising demons from young lesbians, but some certain outstanding True Christian™ men on this forum such as Pastor Ezekiel and Bob4God are quite experienced at expelling homosexual thoughts out of your brain.
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You guys are so piffleed up it's unbelievable. God, does not exist. Science has proven God does not exist. Religion is a money grab, that's all it is, that's all it ever will be. Homosexuality is a choice, many members of my family are homosexual. You would put them to death? There is something very wrong with you. More than 1/5th of the worlds population is homosexual. Heck, more than likely alot of your family members are homosexual, perhaps in the closet or not. You'd put them to death?
You piffleers need to grow the piffle up. You believe in a real SUPERHERO.
You think he's going to save the world? He DIDN'T CREATE THE WORLD. SHOW ME PROOF THAT GOD EXISTS. SHOW ME A PICTURE OF HEAVEN, SHOW ME A PICTURE OF HELL. YOU CAN'T. IT'S NOT REAL.
You can't accept the fact that science has proven religion to be false. The churches of the world can't either. Want to know why?
Because THEY would lose money. And their a company, just like HONDA, or GM. (The NSX is better looking, faster, and more powerful then your *expletive deleted* Viper)
Look at all the religions out there now adays. Theres hundreds upon hundreds of them. Who says YOUR religion is the true one? piffle, what happens if you die, and you've been worshipping the wrong God? Looks like your severly piffleed eh?
If God created some apocalypse, or the flood or whatever, to rid the land of evil, why hasn't he done it now? The world is 100 times worse than what it was back then.
I can't wait to see the replies. They are going to be, "God does exist, look at the bible" "God does exist, look at this Earth he has created and all the beings on it" Yea, well, like I said, humans have proven God to be false.
I hope Jesus piffleing suffered hard. I hope he cried for his mother. I hope he slowly died on that cross.
Rather, I don't really care, cause it didn't happen. It's a fairytale written quite along time ago, and people like you took it too seriously. I sincerely hope in 1000 years that people don't think Cinderella was real and start worshipping her.
By the way, you all seem pretty racist and degrading to people unlike yourself.
Go piffle yourselves, and your God.
Oh, I'm 17, yet smarter than all of you. I know theres no such thing as god.
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Answer these questions or stop saying you're "smarter" than the rest of us.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Just another teenaged troll, this Scope surely is.
Young man, why do we owe you anything? Why should we waste time trying to convince you of the reality of God and the Bible when from your post it is quite clear you are emotional, irrational, and dogmatic in your own beliefs. You have paved your road to Hell and you refuse to make a U-Turn towards Christ.
I am not going to waste my time sharing the teachings of Christ with someone who mocks Him in such a cavalier fashion. You should be ashamed of yourself for coming into God's Favorite Forum™ and setting yourself up to look like a fool in front of millions of people across the internet.
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Dear brothers and sisters in Christ,
We have seen the ill effects after 30 years of activist homosexual agenda and it's not pretty. [Godly Words require no repeat, as their Truth is Absolute.]
You owe it to your constituents to be a fair representative. You represent our interests, not yours. So no matter how you personally feel about this, you must realize that that is not your job, but rather to properly express the valid views of your loyal, hard-working, God-fearing constituents.
I await your positive reply.
Thank you, and God Bless.
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07-16-2009, 10:21 AM
Peters,
Does your institution know you have access to a computer?
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Samuel Peters: Last night jesus visited me in a dream he told me that homosexuality is for the pure and every homosexual is a prophet of god. i know for a fact that jesus visited me and told me these things its hard to believe but have faith my children gods word is final.
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This just proves that homersexuals are liars.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Samuel Peters: Last night jesus visited me in a dream he told me that homosexuality is for the pure and every homosexual is a prophet of god. i know for a fact that jesus visited me and told me these things its hard to believe but have faith my children gods word is final.
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Here's what Jesus (the real Jesus) told the rest of us:
Matt. 24:23-24: Then if any man shall say unto you, Lo, here [is] Christ, or there; believe [it] not. For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if [it were] possible, they shall deceive the very elect.
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Hahaha, you are quite hilarious.
Heres some THINGS to think about
You say where did space come from? Where did matter come from?
Where did God come from?
Your answer is going to be the same as mine, he/it was always there.
Matter wasn't always perfectly organized. For billions upon billions of years, it was nothing.
Single celled animals and plants evolved to compete with the other species. They evolved to survive.
If God is so great, why did he have a kid?
Why wouldn't he save his son from tortue? Seems like a horrible father, alot like my own.
Yes, I've paved my road to hell.
But it doesn't exist. So I'd happily repave it.
If I knew for a fact that there was a god, i would change my whole lifestyle to suit it, but to me, it's a fairytale. There's no real proof or evidence to support it.
Teenage troll? Hahaha, im not the one trying to put people to death.
God will surely judge you for your hate towards other men.
Heres some more questions. If you can answer these, I promise each and every one of you, my life will be aimed towards God.
How did God create everything?
If he created man in the spitting image of himself, doesn't that make him a sinner too?
Why would he create only one world? Why wouldn't there be others out there?
If Jesus died for all of our sins, shouldn't we all get a free pass to heaven?
If heaven is in the clouds, how do rocket ships make it to space?
Why would God continue to let us live, even though we're destroying his world?
Why doesn't God prove he's real? Wouldn't everyone stop sinning and live their life for him?
Why is there no real proof of God or the devil?
The ancient Mayans and Aztecs believed in a different God. Does that mean every single person from back then went to hell?
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Hahaha, you are quite hilarious.
Heres some THINGS to think about
You say where did space come from? Where did matter come from?
Where did God come from?
Your answer is going to be the same as mine, he/it was always there.
Matter wasn't always perfectly organized. For billions upon billions of years, it was nothing.
Single celled animals and plants evolved to compete with the other species. They evolved to survive.
If God is so great, why did he have a kid?
Why wouldn't he save his son from tortue? Seems like a horrible father, alot like my own.
Yes, I've paved my road to hell.
But it doesn't exist. So I'd happily repave it.
If I knew for a fact that there was a god, i would change my whole lifestyle to suit it, but to me, it's a fairytale. There's no real proof or evidence to support it.
Teenage troll? Hahaha, im not the one trying to put people to death.
God will surely judge you for your hate towards other men.
Heres some more questions. If you can answer these, I promise each and every one of you, my life will be aimed towards God.
How did God create everything?
If he created man in the spitting image of himself, doesn't that make him a sinner too?
Why would he create only one world? Why wouldn't there be others out there?
If Jesus died for all of our sins, shouldn't we all get a free pass to heaven?
If heaven is in the clouds, how do rocket ships make it to space?
Why would God continue to let us live, even though we're destroying his world?
Why doesn't God prove he's real? Wouldn't everyone stop sinning and live their life for him?
Why is there no real proof of God or the devil?
The ancient Mayans and Aztecs believed in a different God. Does that mean every single person from back then went to hell?
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I suggest that you start reading the Bible.Otherwise,you will be in Hell for all eternity.As I live, saith the Lord GOD, I have no pleasure in the death of the wicked; but that the wicked turn from his way and live: turn ye, turn ye from your evil ways; for why will ye die... (Ezekiel 33:11)
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I have read the bible. My dad's family are die hard Christians. I can't stand it, theres too much lies, rape, incest and murder in the bible.
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I have read the bible. My dad's family are die hard Christians. I can't stand it, theres too much lies, rape, incest and murder in the bible.
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The Bible says that God loves you so much that the Creator of this universe (Jesus Christ) came to "taste death" for every man. Jesus wasn't just some baby for a manger scene. He has come to destroy the power of death and hell--He holds the keys.If you say yes to Jesus, hell won't be your final destination. If you say no to Jesus, hell will be your eternal home.Praise Jesus
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07-20-2009, 03:21 PM
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I have read the bible. My dad's family are die hard Christians. I can't stand it, theres too much lies, rape, incest and murder in the bible.
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07-20-2009, 03:36 PM
My answers are in red below.
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Originally Posted by SCOPE.
Hahaha, you are quite hilarious.
Heres some THINGS to think about
You say where did space come from? Where did matter come from?
Where did God come from? God didn't have to come from anywhere. Unlike space and matter, God is God
Your answer is going to be the same as mine, he/it was always there. It would be the same if the Creator were the same as the creation, which He obviously isn't.
Matter wasn't always perfectly organized. For billions upon billions of years, it was nothing. We know that matter wasn't always perfectly organized. Gen. 1:2: And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness [was] upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
Single celled animals and plants evolved to compete with the other species. They evolved to survive. How do you know? Were you there?
If God is so great, why did he have a kid? Do you know what a non sequitur is?
Why wouldn't he save his son from tortue? Seems like a horrible father, alot like my own. The Father and the Son are both God. God temporarily sacrificed Himself to Himself to give Himself permission to avert His own wrath, and that's the gratitude that you show to Him?
Yes, I've paved my road to hell. I agree.
But it doesn't exist. Prove it. So I'd happily repave it.
If I knew for a fact that there was a god, i would change my whole lifestyle to suit it, but to me, it's a fairytale. There's no real proof or evidence to support it. How do you know for a fact that there is no God? Do you have real proof or evidence to that effect?
Teenage troll? Hahaha, im not the one trying to put people to death. God's law is what it is. If it isn't P.C. enough for you, take it up with Him.
God will surely judge you for your hate towards other men. But to you, it's a fairy tale. Remember?
Heres some more questions. If you can answer these, I promise each and every one of you, my life will be aimed towards God.
How did God create everything? He spoke it into existence, using His Godly powers. Read Genesis chapter 1.
If he created man in the spitting image of himself, doesn't that make him a sinner too? No. Humanity made the lifestyle choice to sin.
Why would he create only one world? Why wouldn't there be others out there? Why wouldn't He, and why would there be?
If Jesus died for all of our sins, shouldn't we all get a free pass to heaven? Jesus died for the elect. 1 Peter 1:2: Elect according to the foreknowledge of God the Father, through sanctification of the Spirit, unto obedience and sprinkling of the blood of Jesus Christ: Grace unto you, and peace, be multiplied.
If heaven is in the clouds, how do rocket ships make it to space? Have you ever been aboard a rocket ship?
Why would God continue to let us live, even though we're destroying his world? Al Gore, is that you? We don't believe in all of that sick-ular nonsense about how we're destroying the world.
Why doesn't God prove he's real? Wouldn't everyone stop sinning and live their life for him? What would be the point of faith?
Why is there no real proof of God or the devil? What would be the point of faith?
The ancient Mayans and Aztecs believed in a different God. Does that mean every single person from back then went to hell? Yes.
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07-21-2009, 02:11 PM
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I have read the bible. My dad's family are die hard Christians. I can't stand it, theres too much lies, rape, incest and murder in the bible.
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Who are you to judge God's ways?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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