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Cross Where is Jesus today? - 04-09-2015, 11:54 AM

Pastoral guidance needed.

Yesterday I attended a Church service where people were clapping out-of-time and waving their hands in the air and going Jesuss, Jesuss, Jesuss, Jesuss, Jesusss and proclaiming His presence among them or in their head or all around them and stuff and I was quite concerned. I have read The Bible and know that Jesus ascended into Heaven following His resurrection and that this was witnessed by several people and also by angels.

The Bible also explains that Jesus will return. Well if He's going to return then how can He already be here today?



JESUS HAS GONE AWAY
JOHN 16 KJV
2b-6 The time cometh, that whosoever killeth you will think that he doeth God service. And these things will they do unto you, because they have not known the Father, nor me. But these things have I told you, that when the time shall come, ye may remember that I told you of them. And these things I said not unto you at the beginning, because I was with you. But now I go my way to him that sent me; and none of you asketh me, Whither goest thou? But because I have said these things unto you, sorrow hath filled your heart.
7-8a Nevertheless I tell you the truth; It is expedient for you that I go away: for if I go not away, the Comforter will not come unto you; but if I depart, I will send him unto you. And when he is come, he will reprove the world of sin..
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Howbeit when he, the Spirit of truth, is come, he will guide you into all truth: for he shall not speak of himself; but whatsoever he shall hear, that shall he speak: and he will shew you things to come.
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JESUS WILL RETURN
MATTHEW 24 KJV
23 If any man shall say unto you, Lo, here is Christ, or there; believe it not.
24-26 For there shall arise false Christs and false prophets and shall shew great signs and wonders insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect. Behold, I have told you before. Wherefore if they shall say unto you, Behold he is in the desert; go not forth: Behold he is in the secret chambers; believe it not.
27 For as the lightning cometh out of the east, and shineth even unto the west; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.
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Only the first part of Jesus promise has been fulfilled. He has gone away. The Holy Spirit bears witness to Christ in the interim, now, but surely would not take advantage of His absence to accept worship Himself as Jesus?

Have I been exposed to some other spirit masquerading as Jesus?
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Default Re: Where is Jesus today? - 04-10-2015, 11:21 AM

Was this a Baptist church? Or a false Christian church?


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Default Re: Where is Jesus today? - 04-10-2015, 11:34 AM

There are many evil spirits, all of them vying to represent themselves as Jesus and mislead wayward souls into perdition. When I was a smack shooting Goetic theurgist before I was saved, I frequently worshiped such demons in an attempt to accumulate Satanic power and usurp God's authority. Here are some warning signs you should heed:

1. phallic iconography. The minions of the antiChrist often insert phallic symbolism in an attempt to entice Christian men into gay behavior. Avoid crosses with arms that are too narrow or rounded at the top. These are not crosses but penises.

2. rape. Jesus will not rape you but an imposter is sure to. Rape is a staple of the pseudoChristianity.

3. Anal obsession. Anyone who cannot shut up about anal sex or who tries to pass it off as a natural behavior citing aberrations in the animal kingdom or some other technicality is trying to lure you into Hell. Anal sex is a straight line between A and damnation.

4. Subliminal messages. The messengers of the antiChrist will spare no expense in their campaign to control your mind and your soul. Anything that seems unChristian, such as a triangle, an eye, or worse yet, an eye in a triangle, is an attempt to mesmerize you into anal abominations and blood rituals. Avoid this.


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Default Re: Where is Jesus today? - 04-10-2015, 12:34 PM

It didn't have a name, it was a sort of community Church. The "singing" went on for an hour or so and the sermon was delivered by a lady lasting about 2 hours. She seemed to be pulling something invisible out from her abdomen and waving it over the congregation while pacing back and forth.

I was concerned because if Jesus is in Heaven, who was it at large among the congregation?

There was a band with drums and bass
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