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What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists? -
09-12-2013, 02:26 AM
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists? -
09-12-2013, 03:27 AM
I love these posters!
I did some community service at the local public schools the other day and pasted these every ten to 15 feet.
With epoxy.
Not that wishy washy, cafeteria Christian, water based crap.
God Bless
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Psalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists? -
09-12-2013, 03:47 AM
Some recent statistics to go with this thread:
87% of atheists have pubic lice
97% of atheists have had incestuous thoughts
98% of atheists have downloaded at least one image of animal pornography
91% of atheists have a small child slave locked in their basement
And of course...
100% of atheists have a mental disorder
source
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists? -
09-12-2013, 03:33 PM
According to this picture you're not a good Christian. Lying is not only rude, but you're making other Christians look bad. You're a disgusting human being.
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Some recent statistics to go with this thread:
87% of atheists have pubic lice
97% of atheists have had incestuous thoughts
98% of atheists have downloaded at least one image of animal pornography
91% of atheists have a small child slave locked in their basement
And of course...
100% of atheists have a mental disorder
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Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists? -
09-12-2013, 03:36 PM
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According to this picture you're not a good Christian. Lying is not only rude, but you're making other Christians look bad. You're a disgusting human being.
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You will keep a civil tongue when addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™, even women.
I also haven't seen a thread from you in the Introduction Forum. We want to get to know you!
Yours in Christ,
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Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists? -
09-12-2013, 03:38 PM
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According to this picture you're not a good Christian. Lying is not only rude, but you're making other Christians look bad. You're a disgusting human being.
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You're mistaken, dear. The only thing that makes other so-called "Christians" look bad is themselves. When so-called "Christians" can't even decide on whether or not God has changed His Mind on the perversion of sodomy, they look like fools arguing. When so-called "Christians" can'e even decide on whether or not God has changed His Mind on divorce, they look like fools arguing. When so-called "Christians" can't even decide on whether or not God has changed His Mind on who deserves Hell, they look like fools arguing. When so-called "Christians" befriend filthy, rebellious atheists, they look like idiots. So you see, we don't make them look bad. They do that to themselves.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists? -
09-12-2013, 03:50 PM
Atheists smell bad!
I Jesus!
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Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists? -
09-18-2013, 11:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
You're mistaken, dear. The only thing that makes other so-called "Christians" look bad is themselves. When so-called "Christians" can't even decide on whether or not God has changed His Mind on the perversion of sodomy, they look like fools arguing. When so-called "Christians" can'e even decide on whether or not God has changed His Mind on divorce, they look like fools arguing. When so-called "Christians" can't even decide on whether or not God has changed His Mind on who deserves Hell, they look like fools arguing. When so-called "Christians" befriend filthy, rebellious atheists, they look like idiots. So you see, we don't make them look bad. They do that to themselves.
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so because you are honest you won't mind citing the source of your statistics so they can be peer reviewed. I know you wouldn't make up those statistics since that would be a lie, and I know you didn't take the statistics yourself because you do't affiliate with atheists, so if you could please give me the source of your statistic I can then share it with others. thank you in advance.
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Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists? -
09-21-2013, 03:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Some recent statistics to go with this thread: 87% of atheists have pubic lice
97% of atheists have had incestuous thoughts
98% of atheists have downloaded at least one image of animal pornography
91% of atheists have a small child slave locked in their basement
And of course...
100% of atheists have a mental disorder
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I feel weird as I'm a atheist and I have none of these things
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Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists? -
09-21-2013, 04:33 PM
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I feel weird as I'm a atheist and I have none of these things
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Part of the package that comes with being an atheist means that good, God-fearing people can never trust you because you have no moral standard on which to make true statements, so you'll forgive us if we don't accept your testimony.
Pastor Ed
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Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists? -
09-21-2013, 04:37 PM
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I feel weird as I'm a atheist and I have none of these things
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Oh, sweetie, feeling "fine" is the first symptom that there's something seriously wrong with you!
I guess you are one of these lost souls that God intentionally leads to damnation (2 Thessalonians 2:11-12), but I will pray for you anyway. There's still time for you to see the Light!
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Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists? -
09-21-2013, 04:49 PM
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Oh, sweetie, feeling "fine" is the first symptom that there's something seriously wrong with you!
I guess you are one of these lost souls that God intentionally leads to damnation (2 Thessalonians 2:11-12), but I will pray for you anyway. There's still time for you to see the Light!
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But then most people are insane, as most do I fact say they are fine. If anything I'm more "fine" than I have ever been
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Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists? -
01-15-2014, 03:03 AM
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Originally Posted by CrimsonIsBullSh*t
I feel weird as I'm a atheist and I have none of these things
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Revelation 21:8 Psalm 14:1. Atheist tend to lie as well.
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Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists? -
01-15-2014, 02:34 AM
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What you posted is extremely offensive, as well as very stereotypical towards atheists. I'm not saying that all atheists are flawless, but I seriously doubt that all atheists do drugs, commit suicide, are vile, and dress in rags.
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Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists? -
01-15-2014, 02:46 AM
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and dress in rags.
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My oh my, it's the image with the typo...
It's meant to read "and dress in Drag."
TRUE CHRISTIAN's perfection does not prevent errors when we outsource the image creation to gayeez graphic designers (you DO know that they are all queer as a three dollar bill)
And I don't know why, but when we ask them how long they took to create the image, they keep repeating that it evolved over a long period... I guess it's their excuse to charge more.
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Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists? -
01-15-2014, 03:03 AM
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Originally Posted by atheist110
What you posted is extremely offensive, as well as very stereotypical towards atheists. I'm not saying that all atheists are flawless, but I seriously doubt that all atheists do drugs, commit suicide, are vile, and dress in rags.
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How can you be offended when you BELIEVE IN NOTHING? Without a MORAL COMPASS, how can you even begin to say that Christians are wrong and you are right? After all, there is no objective morality, and you're just some accident that happened because lightning struck some slime in the ocean a trillion years ago. Isn't that how it goes? Are are you just here trying to stir up a debate because you're insecure?
Frankly, I AM OFFENDED BY YOU! You see, I HAVE OBJECTIVE MORALITY and I HAVE ABSOLUTE TRUTH! I HAVE TRUE TRUTH! You have nothing except a non-existent moral code that allows you to stick things up your butt and spend Sunday mornings "sleeping in" instead of putting on your nicest suit, listening to the wisdom of your spiritual betters, and giving the LORD His tithe.
How can you even live like that? Does it not pain you to be so DEAD INSIDE and serve no Higher Purpose? As long as you keep going around pretending God doesn't exist, you are about as big of a fool as one can be.
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Originally Posted by PSALM 53:1
The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good.
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You'll have NO SYMPATHY FROM ME if you don't put things right with Jesus while you still have the chance. You probably think "all the cool people are in hell," but your tune will be changing quickly once the REALITY of HELL sets in all around you. Don't say you weren't warned.
LIFE BEGINS AT CONCEPTION (Psalm 139:13-16, Jeremiah 1:5, Job 31:15, Isaiah 49:5)
MARRIAGE = 1 MAN + 1 WOMAN (Ephesians 5:22-33)
NO FOOD FOR THOSE WHO DON"T WORK (2 Thessalonians 3:10-12)
PRACTICING HOMOS AND HOMO-ENABLERS ARE LIVING IN SIN (Romans 1:26-28, 32)
BUT JESUS WILL TAKE YOU BACK AND COVER YOU IN HIS BLOOD(1 Corinthians 6:9-11)
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Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists? -
01-15-2014, 04:35 AM
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Originally Posted by atheist110
What you posted is extremely offensive, as well as very stereotypical towards atheists. I'm not saying that all atheists are flawless, but I seriously doubt that all atheists do drugs, commit suicide, are vile, and dress in rags.
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I don't know about all of them doing drugs, committing suicide, and dressing in rags, but EVERY SINGLE atheist, without exception, is vile. The Bible is crystal clear about this:
The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good. Psalm 14:1
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Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists? -
06-04-2019, 01:07 PM
Well Atheists believe in what we know. Christians Blindly follow their “god” in some delusion that makes them believe that even they could have salvation.
To put it simply: Stupid on one side. Smart on the other
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Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists? -
06-04-2019, 05:08 PM
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Well Atheists believe in what we know...
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Why would you have to "believe" something if you KNOW it's true?
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