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Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! -
06-08-2010, 11:04 PM
i haven't said anything about hating Jesus. i'm saying that it's just plain idiocracy. You really don't think this thread is a bit messed up? i serously can't take this seriously. dude, read about the freaking country, and you'll see that everything you have read in here is just... dumb
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Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! -
06-08-2010, 11:09 PM
I searched the interweb for Faroe Islands. I have to tell ya I am not impressed. How many people can live on one small rock? Are they all related ( in breeders).
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Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! -
06-08-2010, 11:12 PM
dude..... that is ONE out of 18 islands...
some are related yes, but no, not borther and sisters related. related like faaar out there. it's not like we're completely isolated. we travel and breed all over the world, just like every other country
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Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! -
06-08-2010, 11:15 PM
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dude..... that is ONE out of 18 islands...
some are related yes, but no, not borther and sisters related. related like faaar out there. it's not like we're completely isolated. we travel and breed all over the world, just like every other country
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I don't understand... so you have 18 rocks/mounds and then each one has a few people on it who only breed with each other? Or do you travel to each others islands through swimming or on a wooden raft?
How do you get a computer to work on a rock? Where do you plug it in or do you use batteries?
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"But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"
Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.
GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.
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Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! -
06-08-2010, 11:20 PM
uhm, you must be form the past. we have airplanes now, you know?
we, the faroe islands are a part of the danish kingdom, ergo, we travel to denmark, and all over the world to study, and some stay there for the rest of their life. we don't live in caves. we have houses, cars and everything you have, except guns and american hipocricy. see, there's one reason for god not the hate the faroe island, but the big "heavenly" USA
i find it really hard to belive that you're serious about all this..
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Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! -
06-08-2010, 11:26 PM
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uhm, you must be form the past. we have airplanes now, you know?
we, the faroe islands are a part of the danish kingdom, ergo, we travel to denmark, and all over the world to study, and some stay there for the rest of their life. we don't live in caves. we have houses, cars and everything you have, except guns and american hipocricy. see, there's one reason for god not the hate the faroe island, but the big "heavenly" USA
i find it really hard to belive that you're serious about all this..
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Yes I do know about aeroplanes, Americans invented them. I just didn't know if you could fit an airstrip on the rocks. Talking about inventions, what inventions have come out of the faroe islands? Other than bongo drums of course.
Why would you travel to Denmark? have you read this. I'm English and visiting America was the best holiday I ever had, you should try and visit!
6 A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
"But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"
Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.
GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.
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Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! -
06-08-2010, 11:30 PM
Airplanes are just another great example of why we are the only right church. The Wright Brothers invented the plane (God helped them, by the way). Guess where they were from. Iowa.
Guess where Neil Armstrong was from. Iowa.
It's so clear that we are God's people, yet you persist in delusion, convinced that what we are saying is wrong.
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Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! -
06-08-2010, 11:34 PM
Faroe Islands is the most blessed country in the world ! It's very peaceful, beautiful, kind people, and most of the people believe in Jesus
So you should all visit the Faroe Islands, before you tell lies like that
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Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! -
06-08-2010, 11:34 PM
bongo drums are from africa...
if you look closely at what you call rocks, you will see that they are not that small. even though 50.000 people live there, we have more than 50% of the land standing witout use.
i have been in denmark atleast 20 times throughout my life, and i just moved here 6 months ago. i don't get all the fuss you're talking about. what is it that you think is so wrong with the faroe islands, denmark, and the rest of scandinavia?
we are all christian countries, we live just like the americans, we just have less of all the bad things that you have.
i just think it's weird that you people sit in here and discriminaet our country. you are sitting infront of the internet. use it! read something else than the weird mumbo jumbo you find on webpages like this one. there are 1000 pages that write about these countries, and NONE of them states the fact that we can do witchcraft, swim between islands to mate, i mean, come on?!?!?
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Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! -
06-08-2010, 11:43 PM
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dude..... that is ONE out of 18 islands...
some are related yes, but no, not borther and sisters related. related like faaar out there. it's not like we're completely isolated. we travel and breed all over the world, just like every other country
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18 rocks stuck in the middle of the Atlantic ocean. . Does not hardly constitute a nation and or country. Going from one rock to another is not what I would call traveling. As far as breading all over the world, traveling from one rock to another
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Originally Posted by faroeislands
uhm, you must be form the past. we have airplanes now, you know?
we, the faroe islands are a part of the danish kingdom, ergo, we travel to denmark, and all over the world to study, and some stay there for the rest of their life. we don't live in caves. we have houses, cars and everything you have, except guns and american hipocricy. see, there's one reason for god not the hate the faroe island, but the big "heavenly" USA
i find it really hard to belive that you're serious about all this..
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I search for Faroe Island Air lines . Here is one of them attempting a take off. Dude you so crack me up.
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Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! -
06-08-2010, 11:45 PM
do you really think that God loves you juuust because you have neil armstrong, and airplanes?
you're really going against your own religion. doesn't christianity say that you have to be nice to you neighbour? neighbour means ALL people, not you only 2 neighbours.
are you really so patriotic that you can't see what's good about people outside of you country? "oooh nooo, we're the spawn of satan!!" ... get over yourself
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Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! -
06-08-2010, 11:51 PM
don't you get it?
the faroe islands persists of 18 islands.
we are under the danish kingdom.
Denmark is another country, that "owns" us, just like england had australia.
scandinavia is not ONE country. it's many. you should really try looking at a map and check it for yourself, because you're starting to seem like a damn dumb american who doesn't know what's going on outside your own country!
you can't hate a country because it's small, so that was a stupid argument, and i'm not even gonna take my time to answer that.
i still din't get a real reason for why you hate these countries so much. you can't say "because you're the spawn of satan" or something stupid like that, because we all now that that's just not true.
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Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! -
06-09-2010, 12:01 AM
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do you really think that God loves you juuust because you have neil armstrong, and airplanes?
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That's a few reasons, but for the most its because we a True Christians®
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you're really going against your own religion. doesn't christianity say that you have to be nice to you neighbour? neighbour means ALL people, not you only 2 neighbours.
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If you are attempting to quote scripture, you suck at it.
To answer your question. No God does not say any such thing
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I completely agree
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Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! -
06-09-2010, 12:06 AM
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don't you get it?
the faroe islands persists of 18 islands.
we are under the danish kingdom.
Denmark is another country, that "owns" us, just like england had australia.
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Oh my I see now, you are the slaves of Denmark. Does your master know that you are using his computer? Don't you have cotton to pick, fields to plow, ya know chores. Or are you a lazy one?
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Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! -
06-09-2010, 12:09 AM
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=faroeislands;536656]No God does not say any such thing
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Doesn't he ?
Matthew 19:19 Honour thy father and thy mother: and, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself.
Matthew 22:39 And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself.
Mark 12:31 And the second is like, namely this, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. There is none other commandment greater than these.
Mark 12:33 And to love him with all the heart, and with all the understanding, and with all the soul, and with all the strength, and to love his neighbour as himself, is more than all whole burnt offerings and sacrifices.
Luke 10:27 And he answering said, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy strength, and with all thy mind; and thy neighbour as thyself.
You need more verses ?
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Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! -
06-09-2010, 12:10 AM
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Oh my I see now, you are the slaves of Denmark. Does your master know that you are using his computer? Don't you have cotton to pick, fields to plow, ya know chores. Or are you a lazy one?
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You took the words out of my mouth Brother James.
That's one thing I have in common with Denmark then, when I was a child I used to collect rocks.
6 A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
"But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"
Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.
GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.
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Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! -
06-09-2010, 12:13 AM
nope, i can't remember any sentences from the bible without reading them, BUT i do know what being achristian is, and i do know that it does say in the bible that you have to be nice to other people. not in those words, but you don't have to be a rocket scientist to figure out what that means
what is a true christian? an american? no..... if you think that being an american is being a true christian, then you don't know a thing about your own religion.
and if you think that God loves a country, because of all the great things that country does, well my friend, america is on the bottom of that list. ask every person in the world that ISN'T an american. you americans are just so patriotic that you think that you're the only people that are anything worth on this planet.
hey, you should just start a new religion. call it idiocracy, that would suit you well.
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Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! -
06-09-2010, 12:16 AM
so..... i am from the faroe islands. anyone want to ask me any questions about my country, my religion, etc?
you can ask me anything, even if what has been said. i can ofcourse start with saying that the flag is way the wrong color. and some background checks ought to be done about my country.
feel free to ask anything imaginable
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Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! -
06-09-2010, 12:18 AM
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You took the words out of my mouth Brother James.
That's one thing I have in common with Denmark then, when I was a child I used to collect rocks.
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HAHA! i have to admit, that last one was a good one
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Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! -
06-09-2010, 12:19 AM
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so..... i am from the faroe islands. anyone want to ask me any questions about my country, my religion, etc?
you can ask me anything, even if what has been said. i can ofcourse start with saying that the flag is way the wrong color. and some background checks ought to be done about my country.
feel free to ask anything imaginable
- love hannah
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Are you a Christian? A real Christian?
6 A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
"But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"
Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.
GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.
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