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Re: please prays for Miss.hellion -
11-16-2006, 10:41 PM
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I pray that this evil feminazi lezbean sees the TRUTH®!! Hellion, you need to learn your proper place is next to a stove or using your oven to make new little soldiers.
You should stop all that tiresome thinking, dear, it's very unbecoming to a lady. No good man wants a mouthy, sassy female.
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Actually, I've had a lot of offers to date men. And I'm not a lesbian. I just don't want a boyfriend or a husband right now. And like I said, I like guys, just not the sexist pigs who think they know where a woman's place is. There are guys who don't think that, and they are the sweetest, nicest, hottest guys I've ever met. But they're just friends.
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Re: please prays for Miss.hellion -
11-16-2006, 10:43 PM
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Her lack of male companionship is the problem Ixi; her hatred of men combined with her instrest in women's sports and wearing flannel is quite unnatural. I strongly urge you to say no Ixi if Hellion ever offers to come over and clean your carpet.
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For the last time: I don't hate men, just sexist pigs like you. I don't play sports either. I'm just inenerested. And I'm not a lesbian.
'Don't judge me based on your ignorance.'
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Re: please prays for Miss.hellion -
11-16-2006, 10:47 PM
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Of course she likes us. What's not to like? We are all upstanding members of our community and good Republicans.
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Well, for one...you're hideously ugly. But I'm not that mean, I don't judge a guy based on looks. So...you're all sexist pigs, and jerks. You're extremely conceited. You have a great lack of moral. You're controlling and a lot of you are sadistic. You're closed-minded and intolerant. I don't like cooking. I don't mind it. But having to cook for you everyday would just be unbearable.
There's plenty of reasons. Pick one.
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Re: please prays for Miss.hellion -
11-17-2006, 11:15 AM
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Originally Posted by hellion
Well, for one...you're hideously ugly. But I'm not that mean, I don't judge a guy based on looks. So...you're all sexist pigs, and jerks. You're extremely conceited. You have a great lack of moral. You're controlling and a lot of you are sadistic. You're closed-minded and intolerant. I don't like cooking. I don't mind it. But having to cook for you everyday would just be unbearable.
There's plenty of reasons. Pick one.
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You are hideously and spectacularly ugly, you are Guiness Book of records ugly.
What does "You have a great lack of moral." mean? Do you mean 'morale'? or are you trying to say that we have no morals?
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Re: please prays for Miss.hellion -
11-17-2006, 11:18 AM
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One of your people killed someone! How is that lenient, gentle, or compassionate? And Brother Temperance was the one who stated that I was a slut. I was just defending myself. Just like you 'defended' yourself against the goth who you ran over!
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If any of us killed someone it was either in self-defense or some sort of sinner who deserved it. Are you saying, for example, that it is impossible for a soldier to be lenient or gentle with his family, just because he has to kill people in the line of duty?
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Re: please prays for Miss.hellion -
11-17-2006, 11:22 AM
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That doesn't mean she's a lesbian! The only men she doesn't like are all of you! As she said earlier, she likes guys.
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That is what she said, Ixi, but should we believe everything she says? She may in fact like both girls and guys -- how do you know what she really likes. She is claiming that she is over 18 and still a virgin...
Tell me, is this plausible for a sinner like her? Do you know anyone over 18 who is still a virgin -- anyone who isn't spectacularly and hideously ugly, I mean?
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Re: please prays for Miss.hellion -
11-17-2006, 11:35 AM
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Well, for one...you're hideously ugly.
If you mean ME, I am quite the handsome gentleman.
But I'm not that mean, I don't judge a guy based on looks. So...you're all sexist pigs, and jerks. You're extremely conceited. You have a great lack of moral. You're controlling and a lot of you are sadistic. You're closed-minded and intolerant.
You are just having a hissy fit. Probably that PMS thing. We are living in the age of feminine liberation! Why women even get to drive to the store by themselves! If they have their husband's permission, of course.
I don't like cooking. I don't mind it. But having to cook for you everyday would just be unbearable.
That's why I have a chink housekeeper. Ching Lee cooks once in awhile and she can teach you to be comfortable in the kitchen for 6 hours a day.
There's plenty of reasons. Pick one.
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None of them are convincing. I am just 60 years old and widowed since poor Mrs. Pistle accidentally fell out of the apple tree into the woodchipper a couple of years ago. It was a horrible tragedy. Horrible. But the apples ARE better than they used to be around that tree and......well anyway, I need a new wife to take care of me and make sure my nose and ear hairs don't get like Andy Rooney's eyebrows, and pop those big, pussy lumps that I get on my butt once in awhile and can't quite reach anymore..
I don't dodder around and smell funny like 'old' people. In fact, I'm a pretty hip cat! So why not send a picture and I'll consider you along with the other few dozen applicants. But you have to convert to TRUE CHRISTIANITY and go to church every day. Women can't inherit of course, but any of the 8 male children you will be expected to bear who turn to Christ and become Pastors before I die.....in another forty years or so, will likely get quite a nice inheritance! Any girls will be sent out for adoption immediately.
Sue Vera used to by my gal, but she took to showering with Bill Clinton and HaySoos the mex gardner, so I think her eyesight is giving out along with her perkiness. I need a young mare who can throw some foals!
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Re: please prays for Miss.hellion -
11-17-2006, 01:24 PM
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For the last time: <snip>
'Don't judge me based on your ignorance.'
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Then pray tell, how we may judge you?
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Re: please prays for Miss.hellion -
11-17-2006, 01:29 PM
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Actually, I've had a lot of offers to date men. And I'm not a lesbian. I just don't want a boyfriend or a husband right now. And like I said, I like guys, just not the sexist pigs who think they know where a woman's place is. There are guys who don't think that, and they are the sweetest, nicest, hottest guys I've ever met. But they're just friends.
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My unsaved accountant told me about something called "fag hags." That sounds just like something that they'd say.
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Re: please prays for Miss.hellion -
11-17-2006, 01:41 PM
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You have a great lack of moral.
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Would you care to explain this statement? How exactly does basing one's morality on the ONLY absolute, objective source count as a "great lack of moral"?
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Re: please prays for Miss.hellion -
11-17-2006, 04:21 PM
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One of your people killed someone! How is that lenient, gentle, or compassionate? And Brother Temperance was the one who stated that I was a slut. I was just defending myself. Just like you 'defended' yourself against the goth who you ran over!
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We have killed no one Ixi; that was Christian assisted suicide. That Goth killed his/hers/its self when she/he/it refused to follow God's laws. As The Bible says "the blood is on their own head".
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Re: please prays for Miss.hellion -
11-17-2006, 11:52 PM
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We have killed no one Ixi; that was Christian assisted suicide. That Goth killed his/hers/its self when she/he/it refused to follow God's laws. As The Bible says "the blood is on their own head".
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It wasn't suicide, it was homicide. You have no idea what that person was capable of. You have no idea who cared for that person. You could've torn a family apart. Who knows. Maybe that person had a hard life and had a bit of a dark side. So what. You murdered them? All in the name of god the merciful and forgiving? Some religion. No wonder people are driven away from christianity. It's the people like you who try to justify killing with religion who drive the rest of us away. It's your relentless hate for anything that you can't control. This isn't about religion. It's about power.
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Re: please prays for Miss.hellion -
11-17-2006, 11:55 PM
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It wasn't suicide, it was homicide. You have no idea what that person was capable of. You have no idea who cared for that person. You could've torn a family apart. Who knows. Maybe that person had a hard life and had a bit of a dark side. So what. You murdered them? All in the name of god the merciful and forgiving? Some religion. No wonder people are driven away from christianity. It's the people like you who try to justify killing with religion who drive the rest of us away. It's your relentless hate for anything that you can't control. This isn't about religion. It's about power.
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It is about saving souls for JESUS! If necessary, it is perfectly acceptable to snatch a soul away from SATAN by preventing a person from committing a sin. Sometimes you have to kill them to save them.
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Re: please prays for Miss.hellion -
11-17-2006, 11:57 PM
Pastor, who is this lemur "woman"?
Pastor, I'm scared!!!
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11-17-2006, 11:59 PM
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Pastor, who is this lemur "woman"?
Pastor, I'm scared!!!
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There, there, Sue Vera. She is merely a child and doesn't understand that she must be SAVED™ one way or another.
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Re: please prays for Miss.hellion -
11-18-2006, 12:13 AM
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There, there, Sue Vera. She is merely a child and doesn't understand that she must be SAVED™ one way or another.
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Well, I'm still scared. What if all her rowdy friends are coming over tonight?
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11-18-2006, 12:20 AM
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Well, I'm still scared. What if all her rowdy friends are coming over tonight?
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Then HELL will fill up a little faster after JESUS boots them over SATAN'S goalpost.
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Re: please prays for Miss.hellion -
11-18-2006, 12:22 AM
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It is about saving souls for JESUS! If necessary, it is perfectly acceptable to snatch a soul away from SATAN by preventing a person from committing a sin. Sometimes you have to kill them to save them.
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Killing is killing. It's wrong and immoral. Quit trying to justify your actions. You had no idea that that person was even Satanic. You took a life away! Killing isn't saving. You're disgusting.
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Re: please prays for Miss.hellion -
11-18-2006, 12:24 AM
Pastor, I have a feeling that this one has "Been there, done that, got the T-shirt"
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Re: please prays for Miss.hellion -
11-18-2006, 12:38 AM
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Killing is killing. It's wrong and immoral. Quit trying to justify your actions. You had no idea that that person was even Satanic. You took a life away! Killing isn't saving. You're disgusting.
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When will you get through your skull that THE BIBLE COMMANDS US TO KILL? Why cannot you just accept that we follow our beliefs, as we follow yours, and agree to differ? Why all this hatred and intolerance towards those who don't think like you? Why, friend, why?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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